12/6/00 Forest

*** ANTICHRIST (203.164.3) / Time seems to stop magically as ANTICHRIST enters
the clearing between the trees.
[Rubarbaroni] ANTICHRIST you will bow before me and lick the sweat off my scruffy sack o nuts
[Rubarbaroni] I would fuck jonny
* Rubarbaroni hugs jonny and fingers her aching womanly flower
[jonny] YES LICK MY SCROTUM
[Rubarbaroni] oh jonny your moist quim begs for the intrusion of my long stiff helmet clad explorer
of lore
[66Darien99] D&D meets fraNk's sex life.
[jonny] oh it does?? since when?
*** KICK WARNING User jonny warned by stab 4864 ( Forest ) ( lewd )
[jonny] my pussy has never ached for anything cept Tylenol
[Rubarbaroni] well you can call him Tylenol but he prefers the name Stiff Buster Hymen
*** Kick jonny by stab (lewd ..... I can't believe you).
[Rubarbaroni] stab perhaps you would like my rock hard spelunker to explore that stinky cave of a
rectum you have with it's shit slick exterior and smelly cavernous interior it should be no problem jamming it's
way in there
[ANTICHRIST] *sodomises stab*
[Rubarbaroni] damn you ANTICHRIST I wanted to devirginize his smelly non showering anus
[ANTICHRIST] well I loosened him up for ya *shrugs and masturbates*
[Rubarbaroni] yah *mounts stab from behind begins riding him hard core suddenly pulls out wraps
his phallus in sandpaper the gritty as hell kind for removing rust from the bottom of battleships then rams back
in there ripping up his tender young buttocks!!!
[ANTICHRIST] *ROTLMFGDAO* fuck thats funny
[stab] will take care of this later
*** stab (#206.163.37#) has left location Forest

12/11/00 Forest

[fraNk] *LMFAO* *punches Dilnor in the head
* fraNk grabs a large rock and beats Dilnor with it
[Dilnor] what was that for
*** fraNk (137.197.222) has left locationForest
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*** fraNk (137.197.222) ness / fraNk drops their gym bag and heads for the exercise
equipment.
*** fraNk is now known as MEGATRON_X.
*** MEGATRON_X (137.197.222) has left location Fitness
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*** MEGATRON_X (137.197.222) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
MEGATRON_X enters the clearing between the trees.
[MEGATRON_X] DarkSilence you FOOL!!!
[DarkSilence] Can I be of assistance?
* MEGATRON_X grabs DarkSilence and throws him into the pond
[Dilnor] I am the real MegatronX
[DarkSilence] If you were the real one.. then you'd have the name still! Wouldn't you!!!
[Dilnor] he is realy fraNK trying to give me a bad name
[MEGATRON_X] NO your lies and treacherous deceipt are upon you Dilhole
[DarkSilence] By the way, Dilnor is a very attractive name for a robot.
[Caeridwen] whats a dillhole
[Dilnor] I am a person from Zork
* MEGATRON_X grabs Dilnor and uses him on Caeridewen as a large robotic dildo
[Caeridwen] hey i been violated or something
[Dilnor] I am not a perve
[DarkSilence] Zork is a nice place. Good food. Great atmosphere. Needs more plants though.
[Dilnor] yes it is isnt it
[MEGATRON_X] I am from Zork I am a legendary warrior from Zork the land of large apes with
breasts upon thier back I was spawned from such an ape after she and Patrick Duffy had a lustful affair
[Dilnor] you are from Cybertron MegatronX
[MEGATRON_X] Your lies are offensive to me Dilnor you shall now suffer the beating of a
thousand red headed stepchildren robots
[Dilnor] i am a wizard I would kill you
[MEGATRON_X] You are the wizard of my Uranus?
[Dilnor] I am from Zork your anus is from your mother
[MEGATRON_X] that is much too long a name for me to remember Dilnor can I just call you
Mother Anus?
[MEGATRON_X] Dilnor what sort of creature spawned you?
[Dilnor] your mama
[MEGATRON_X] I have no mother I was born in a test tube on the planet Zork
*** Dilnor (152.163.197) has left location Forest
*** Dilnor (152.163.197) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Dilnor enters the
clearing between the trees.
[MEGATRON_X] Dilnor you come and go more than the men who used to frequent your bedroom
as a teenage robot growing up
*** MEGATRON_X is now known as fraNk.
*** Dilnor is now known as MEGATRON_X.
[fraNk] OH NO *gasps* it's... MEGATRON_X
[MEGATRON_X] the real one
[DarkSilence] *scary music plays*
[MEGATRON_X] echos in darkness
[MEGATRON_X] thank you thank you
[fraNk] MEGATRON can I just call you MEGAN for short?
[MEGATRON_X] sure
[DarkSilence] What a pretty name.
[fraNk] MEGAN you probably have a luscious set of lovely melons with perky nips?
[MEGATRON_X] I am a guy
[fraNk] MEGATRON_X are you a very sexy being on your home planet?
* 66Darien99 dies laughing at the scroll back

12/11/00 Forest

*** pirate (#203.101.42#) has left location Forest
[fraNk] hopefully not a butt pirate
[fraNk] ARG MATEY HIS ASS WAS AS FINE AN ASS AS ME OLD EYE EVER DID SEE!!

12/11/00 Forest

*** stryfe (#199.77.47#) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as stryfe enters the clearing
between the trees.
[fraNk] ah shit stryfe is getting that god damn cookie message
*** stryfe (#199.77.47#) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as stryfe enters the clearing
between the trees.
*** stryfe (#199.77.47#) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as stryfe enters the clearing
between the trees.
[fraNk] LET STRYFE IN *chants carrying around a big sign*
* fraNk has a sign that says *STRYFE FOR LIFE OR DEATH FOR CHAT*

12/11/00 Forest

[blusher] well um a pound of butter is 500g i think
[fraNk] wow you weigh as much as 50 000 sticks of butter??? HOLY JESUS that is big!!!
* fraNk harpoons blusher *ARGGGG MATEY*
[blusher] ouch no not a whale
[fraNk] blusher how do you feel about head?
[fraNk] do you think that it's good on beer or that less head is better?
[fraNk] I for one think the more head the better
[blusher] i am fairly indifferent to it . . . giving it that is
[fraNk] If I can get like a bunch of head all in one night I'm pretty damn happy I'll tell you that much
[blusher] sorry did i misunderstand?
[fraNk] no I think you cleverly circumvented my thinly disguised attempt at a foolhardy pick up line
[blusher] if i should pass this way again i would toss ashore an hiroshima pour vous
[fraNk] I don't want your damn nuclear weapon blusher
* fraNk just assumes anything with the word hiroshima in it has to do with a nuclear bomb

12/11/00 Forest

[belldandy] 16 is the magic number.... everyone says I look 16.
[belldandy] hehe well... It doesn't bother me at all... I suppose I'll take it as a compliment when I"m
in my 40's and people tell me I look 26 ;)
[fraNk] same here belly!!! heh I would rather be 80 pushing 60 then 60 pushing up daisies
[belldandy] I have a picture from this halloween....
[fraNk] that picture was taken right before she opened the door up and ate 3 tricker treaters ranging
in age from 3 to 11
* belldandy plays with her dig camera* The novelty of this thing hasn't worn off yet.
[fraNk] heh I KNOW that if you are in a long distance relationship you are having more fun with
that camera than you should be *scolds someone*
[Caeridwen] my boyfriend and i had some fun with a camera naked and.
[DarkSilence] Indulge me.
[Caeridwen] we took naked pictures of each other
[fraNk] WOAH DS talk about bad timing
[DarkSilence] Oh woops. LOL
[Caeridwen] naked in furs and stuff
[fraNk] I once wore the fur of a rat

12/11/00 Forest

[chevy] christmas is coming
[fraNk] chevy would you like to sing a christmas carol with me??
[chevy] did i hear the word man
[fraNk] Okay I'll start
[fraNk] "pi's nuts roasting on an open fire..."
[fraNk] your turn
[chevy] okay frank
[chevy] jack frost nipping at your toes oops i mean nose
[chevy] sing it frank
[fraNk] and so it goes many times many ways happy hanukkah to you chevy you jewish basterd!!
*hugs chevy* that was a lovely song we sang
[chevy] i'm not jewish sweetheart talk what u know and act like ya heard

12/12/00 Forest

[jonny] my sister takes.....effexor (venlafazine?) andddd clonazepam and sertraline and
lorazepam
[JebusHChrist] i take shits
[fraNk] I take televisions unless there are computers then I take those.
[fraNk] computers are an antidepressent I think.
[fraNk] Televisions though can be either like if a doctor puts you on television like the Touched By
An Angel doseage? you are liable to commit suicide same thing goes for judge damn bitch judy
[midas] I take anti-porn pills...
[fraNk] now if you are taking television and are getting the Saturday Night Live rerun doseage you
will do alright
[jonny] my mom loves that touched by an angel show
[fraNk] your mom and my mom could have a nice little touched by an angel party followed by
reruns of stinky Dr Quinn Medicine Tramp then some touching yet moronic old time flashbacks of both hiway
to heaven and little house in hell (on the prairie)
[jonny] I AM SENT BY GOD!
[fraNk] shutup jonny before I give you a Michael Landon suppository
*** pi (129.130.98) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as pi enters the clearing between
the trees.
[fraNk] I think pi's favorite show was Hiway to Heaven so I best keep quiet
[pi] what?
[pi] no my favorite show is that one on the learning channel.. with the little bald guy who tells you
how to redecorate your house?
[fraNk] the bald guy that helps you decorate the white house?? Isn't that Joe Leiberman?
[pi] nono.. he would give us home decorating tips
[fraNk] Oh you are thinking of Dick Cheney pi
[fraNk] I loved AirWolf, there could be nothing better than seeing that poor basterd get his ass
royally kicked for the first 55 minutes of the show then he comes in with that helicopter and kicks everyone's
ass left and right... classic
[midas] I know what fraNk's favorite show was The Facts of Life...
[fraNk] I hated the Facts of Life but I'd sooner watch that than The God Damn Go To Hell Nanny
[fraNk] If I had to pick the WORST show on tv today though by far it's that stupid god damn ABC
bullshit Now And Again OH MY F'ING GOD SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD THREE TIMES WITH A howitzer
AND BURN ME DOWN WITH NAPALM it sucks
[fraNk] that lower cased howitzer is brought to you by Alamak with Alamak you can expect old time
nazi fun like banning capital letters AND commas
[midas] I like steve the croc dude.....crykie....I just got my nuts bite off by a croc...ouch
[fraNk] I liked the Cosby show because I could just visualize myself bending Lisa Bonet over the
couch and hammering her, and giving Dr Huckstable a high five for raising such a tight horny daughter
[fraNk] Of course I'd expect Mrs Huckstable to cook me a good meal because Lord knows that after
a nice hard core bonanza you need something good to eat
[pi] i managed to live my life without ever seeing one episode of survivor.. im very proud of that
[pi] its like being able to say "I never fucked a sheep"
[pi] oh sure its not something anyone with half a brain should do.. but when you know someone who
did.. you can rub it in
[midas] I enjoyed night rider...Kit come in...I'm about to get raped by a donkey...i'm coming
michael...zoom zoom zoom...thanks kit
[jonny] quantum leap wasnt too bad
[midas] I liked quantum leap as well...I missed the one where he changed into a porn star
though...the best show yet
[SilverBlue] I watched Sesame Street.
[fraNk] One of these basterds is doing his own thing, come on now and tell me which one *sings*
[fraNk] Captain Kangaroo was awesome I always wanted to make out with Mr Green Jeans he was
so... sensual? yes
[midas] I really wish I could have had sex with that trolley guy off of Mr Rogers...he was hot
[fraNk] You know it's that time of year the time to remember back when I was like 5 years old and
used to get scared out of my mind by the animated Rudolph cartoons oh my god the stinking Abhomidable
Snowman would come into my dreams and molest me.. it was horrible

12/15/00 Forest

[Gin] OMG i want that car
[kNarfin] you want that car?? *I think I'm entitled to that much* YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE
CAR!!! *did you order the red car???* YOUR DAMN RIGHT I DID

12/15/00 Forest

[Caeridwen] my two year old is a smartass
[trouble] i guess i should feel lucky mine really tries to keep up with other kids her age
[BillyGump] is it safe to eat children?
[BillyGump] I mean of course if you cook them and everything
[trouble] i forget, but if you eat children, i think there is law against that

12/15/00 Forest

[Caeridwen] hey i got my husband hooked on all my children when he worked at the mine at nights
[kNarfin] your husband was a mime at night? Wow do nighttime mimes work street corners??

12/15/00 Forest

*** fraNko is now known as fraNk.
[fraNk] yes I have returned your love is excellent
* fraNk rejoices
[fraNk] only for Pez however
* Pez titters at fraNk's come-on's.*
[Pez] Wait...are you Jewish?
[fraNk] no I'm swahili
[Pez] Oh. Well my mother always said never date gay gentiles.
[fraNk] I'm pretty rough actually, so you wouldn't have to worry about that Pez
[Pez] You shave more often then. Stubble hurts.
[Pez] I should know. You've never kissed until you've kissed a goat.
[fraNk] I know but I always itch down there when I shave, is your face really THAT sensitive that it
bothers you?
[Pez] Pretty boys tend to have pretty sensitive faces.

12/15/00 Forest

*** Carmen (#208.181.120#) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Carmen enters the
clearing between the trees.
* stryfe aims his poultry cannon at Carmen* so you finally came back.
[stryfe] Free hens everywhere rise up against you!!
[stryfe] FIRE IN THE HOLE!
[Carmen] you have a chicken shooter?? How come I don't have one??
[stryfe] ooch! Saint be praised! Someone stuck a three-legged Aztec Popper in there!!!!!?!?! SHE'S
A GONNA BLOOOOOOOOW!!!
* stryfe slow motion runs, the sun sending a lens flare into the camera as the cannon explodes
sending fried chicken heads everywhere*
[Carmen] stryfe's a strange one... *laughing*
* fraNk gets out his butterball tank *yes ladies and gentleman.. this is a real Butterball turkey that I
carved the insides out of the assend and set upon the chassis of an M-1 Abrams battle tank. And yes that is real
stuffing that comes blasting out of the barrel piping hot and burning the shit out of your mouth but you eat it
anyway because damn..don't it smell good???
* fraNk roars around in the ass end of his turkey shooting stuffing at stryfe
* fraNk is cozy and warm in the butt of this horrifically enlarged freak of science turkey battle tank
that is for sure with it's hot stuffing to keep him warm
* Karebear loox around*
* fraNk suddenly sees Karebear enter the frey.. and blasts her with stuffing OH GOD YES HOT
HOT STUFFING EAT IT YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO HAHAHAH RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
[Karebear] *laffs* and refuses to eat the stuffing
* CoSmicBoy uses his roast potatoe napalm bombs to upturn fraNk's turkey ass tank
[fraNk] damn you CoSmicBoy *rights his tank back over and churns out the baster at him* FIRE IN
THE HOLE!!! *a turkey leg suddenly comes flying off and drills Cosmicboy right in the eyeball
* CoSmicBoy IM BLIND IM BLIND IM BLI......no im not I just closed my eyes thats
all....dumbass....
[xzeria] oh my this is a pretty room
* fraNk waves at xzeria from the anus of the before mentioned turkey
* CoSmicBoy gets his Giant CARVING KNIFE OF ULTIMATE DEATh and takes a thin slice of
FraNk's shit tank to give to KareBear....want some turkey?
* Karebear takes some turkey....thankies CoSmicBoy...mmm yummy
[fraNk] Yes sir no sir thank you sir please.. open up the turkeys butt and fork out some peas