8/20/99 Forest

[Zephyr] I hate long pm’s about relationship problems, cripes
[fraNk] Oh really?
[Zephyr] Holy cripes!!!
[Zephyr] Mmm...I went back and copied it.. *heh*
[Zephyr] See if I can paste it here.. *L*
[Zephyr] *fraNk* (209.50.5) and well she calls me up and says how much she needs me but then
when i go to see her it is so different she spends all her time with her friends and won't talk to me but then
expects me to offer up my body and then I feel used and why are girls always like this can't i find someone
who likes me for me she treats me so bad all the time like one day she stabbed me with a pitchfork and laughed
about it and then she made me wear lipstick to the bar and kiss all her friends so they could laugh at me I guess
I am rambling on and on but I feel that I need a change cuz this girl is so not being nice she basically likes to
ridicule me but then expects me to be there for her when t
[nitewolf] well dys... if you were 17 the pub security werent to flash*smiles*
[Dysfunkshonal] nitewolf...i was friends wif the security peoples *L*..
[fraNk] pubic security?
[fraNk] I'm sorry sir, we have to see your penis
[Zephyr] THERE YA GO!
[mellon] ohhh my gawd *lmfao*
[Zephyr] And if anyone kicks me for posting messages...well...phooey on them.
[Zephyr] I didn't even read it all...just /fl as soon as I saw it.. *L*
[Tatsumi] My god frank is a very busy 5 year old
* fraNk has been EXPLODED by PaintedWolf !
[PiddleWaddle] poor fraNk... *sighs* u need to find urself abetter woman
[PaintedWolf] Was that real, Zephyr?
[mellon] *LOL*
[Zephyr] Exploded? YAY!
[fraNk] Yes, I learned to type long ago
[Zephyr] ...does that mean GONE?
[fraNk] my mom shoved a commodore up her thingy so I could get a head start
[Zephyr] PW...I dunno...that's what he messaged me after I complained about hating to hear people
ramble *L*
[mellon] *L* fraNk is a multi talented 5 yewar old, i should know i baby sit for him *L*
[PaintedWolf] Oh.. Then he meant to do it.. OK.. carry on.. *LMAO*
[Zephyr] Aww...lil Frankie is FIVE? hehe...
[fraNk] Yes, and I'm perverted, I bit mellon's mellons and tell her to rub me and lick me
[Zephyr] Yeah he DID. Heh.
[Tatsumi] And frank has a dick bigger than 5'10 BANG BANG
[Zephyr] What a horny lil 5 year old *L* GEEZ. The kid must be on something...
[Tatsumi] frank is funny
[Dysfunkshonal] fraNk is a perv *L*
[Tatsumi] Damn, I didn't even get hormones untel I was 9
[Zephyr] ...so I noticed!
[mellon] *LOL* he smacked my ass, bit my mellon. left a bruise and told me if i didnt lick his "pee
pee" he was gonna spank me *L*
[torontoguy] hi room
[Zephyr] *LMAO*@mellon.
[Dysfunkshonal] OMG mellon *LOL*
* PaintedWolf strokes fraNk* Y'all leave him alone now, y'hear?! *L*
[fraNk] Hi toronto guy, I'm 5 years old, I type 100 words per minute and I like to play with breasts
[Tatsumi] Is there a rule saying I can't have two heroes?
[Zephyr] Pee pee...heh...s'been a long time since I heard that word... hehe.
[nitewolf] probably viagra zephyr*smiles*
[Zephyr] Yeah nitewolf... *L*
[fraNk] Nope, you can have two heros
[mellon] *LOL* Zephyr i am being serious..this 5 year old kid HONESTLY did this to me!!!
[Tatsumi] fraNk, YOU ARE MY HERO. Tell me how to be like you.
[Zephyr] Now how about those Viagra commercials? Those are a LAUGH... heh...all these OLD
people... *L*
* fraNk makes Tatsumi two large hero sandwiches *will this be to go and would you like the meal
deal with that?
[Zephyr] mellon...somehow...after seeing how Frank acts in here...I am NOT surprised... *L*
[Tatsumi] fraNk You funny
[fraNk] And I'm honest, I am that five year old kid
[mellon] and hey what the hell do you do, when a five year old sexually harrasses you *L* its not
like something you feel comfrotable telling their mommy and daddy when they come home and say "So, how
was Ian tonight?" you dont just say, "He was good, other then being a horny little sun of a bitch"
[Zephyr] *LMAO*
* fraNk pulls down Zephyr's pants and gives her an ass hickey for that last comment
[mellon] *LOL* you wish you were that 5 year old kid, fraNk *L*
[Zephyr] Ohhhh fudge...my dog just...wet...grrrrrr...gotta love potty training animals...be right
FRIKKIN back.
* Jessicka snickers at mellon.*
[Zephyr] Ahh! FRANK...
[mellon] *lol*
[Zephyr] Like I said...be right goddamn back.
*** HellzMinion666 (#216.99.98#) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters
the clearing between the trees.
[Tatsumi] MY GOD mellon LIKES TO HAVE SEX WITH 5 YEAR OLD
[HellzMinion666] I am the eggman...
[Jessicka] Uh, yeah, Tatsumi, who wouldn't?
[Tatsumi] Oh but 13 year old are just out of the question
[HellzMinion666] they are the eggmen...
[Tatsumi] ME
[HellzMinion666] I am the walrus...
[fraNk] Hmmmm, there is my interesting nick operator buddy
[Zephyr] WHAT THE FLOCK?
[PiddleWaddle] what? is their child molestation going on in here?
[HellzMinion666] Coo coo ka choo...
* Desmond looks at the screen and gets flashbacks of hackchat *
[mellon] and i tried making him sit there by himself telling him i wouldnt read him a bed time story
if he didnt listen to me and stop it, but he kept tacklign me, and licking me, and grabbing my ass, and hey,
what can you do, you cant tie him up, besides he might like that one, and you cant spank the kid *L* he might
like that one too *LOL*
[HellzMinion666] coo coo ka choo...hehehehehe
[HellzMinion666] yes...it is quite interesting...
[fraNk] Hey Minion!!! *waves at hellzMinion*
[Zephyr] *LMAO*
[Dysfunkshonal] bye all..time for me to do stuff...blah
* Tatsumi pets the bird Minion*
[HellzMinion666] fraNK~ Hello
[Dysfunkshonal] bird??
[fraNk] HellzMinion is probably confusing the shit out of everyone
[HellzMinion666] What? whose petting my bird? *confused*
[Tatsumi] No You are a bird
[HellzMinion666] I don't understand...
[Tatsumi] You say coo so you ae a bird
[fraNk] *L* Poor HellzMinion!! *LMAO*
[Tatsumi] yep
[HellzMinion666] I'm not a bird...WTF? this room is scary...i'm gettin' outta here...
[Tatsumi] 1+1=3
[mellon] *LOL*
*** HellzMinion666 (#216.99.98#) has left location Forest
[Zephyr] Mmmm...my web page I made got SPANKED... *L*
* fraNk spanks Zephyr in another place too
[mellon] *LOL* *laughs her ass of at fraNk*
[Zephyr] grrr...no...I want pic links...
* Zephyr kicks Frank * Damn! Kids these days
* fraNk sends Zephyr nude pic links of Tatsumi
* Zephyr dies laughing *
[Zephyr] BWAHAHAAHAAHAAAAAA!!!
[Tatsumi] Damn it fraNK, I am not "happy" yet
[Zephyr] *points*
[Zephyr] AhaahAaHAHhHHAAAAAA!!!
[fraNk] are you laughing at Tatsumi's inadequate penis, cuz that's mean *L*
[mellon] *lol*
* Tatsumi smack fraNk over the head*
[Zephyr] Well...so I 'm mean.
[fraNk] OUCH
* Zephyr chuckles *
* PiddleWaddle winks at Tatsumi* i can make you happy
* Tatsumi gets a BIG ASS spoon and beat fraNk with it*
* fraNk rubs Tatsumi down with lotion
[Zephyr] Hey Frank pull YOUR pants down...then I'll REALLY have somethig laugh about...
haha...
[Tatsumi] DAMN IT
* Zephyr dies laughing *
[PaintedWolf] OK.. I really have to go to the liquor store now.. Bye y'all.. *waves to all* *huggles
a few fortunate souls to her massive bosom*
* Tatsumi beat down fraNk some more because it that lotion
[Tatsumi] bosom!
[fraNk] blossom?
[fraNk] blossom's bossom
[fraNk] blossom's mellons
*** HellzMinion666 (#216.99.98#) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters
the clearing between the trees.
[Zephyr] Frank needs therapy.
[HellzMinion666] I'm back...
* Tatsumi puts the bird in a cage*
* Tatsumi feeds the bird wormes*
[HellzMinion666] I'm not a bird! Grrrrr...ROAR!!!
[Tatsumi] Minion your the bird member
[Zephyr] the "bird member"?! *LMFAOSHIH*
[Tatsumi] Cool, I have a bird that goes ROAR
[fraNk] Hey, Minion is back!!! *waves hi* hey minion!!!
* Zephyr just got an ugly mental picture *
[Zephyr] GOD *L*
[HellzMinion666] Oh...alright... *plays along*
* PaintedWolf offers the bird a cracker*
[HellzMinion666] *wink, wink...nudge, nudge...hint, hint...elbow, elbow*
[fraNk] *** Sorry, this nick not in Ops database or wrong password
* Tatsumi but on a metal protion of the cock*He ain't gonna get my nuts
[Zephyr] How'd you get it to say that, Frank??
[HellzMinion666] You guys are messed right up...heheheheheh...j/k
* Jessicka climbs onto Minion's shoulder.*
[fraNk] *** Sorry, nickname Minion reserved by an Operator.
[Tatsumi] Hey bird, can you say Wanna cracker Wanna cracker
*** cool_guy (209.53.160) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[PaintedWolf] Just when is the real Minion getting here? And just who are you really
HellzMinion?
[HellzMinion666] yes...i can actually. and get offa my shouldre...Geez...hehehehehe
* fraNk gets out his blow torch and gets to work on cool_guy
[Tatsumi] This Minion is the common Lion Bird
*** jesusonastick (_209.224.18_) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone
enters the clearing between the trees.
[PaintedWolf] Are you one of the real Minions groupies or somfin?
[HellzMinion666] I am Chris. Not Minion...you guys have us confused...
[Zephyr] Isn't minion French for "cute"?
* jesusonastick eats frank*
[mellon] *LOL* you probably didnt log in as Minion to begin with
[Tatsumi] Keep the Lion Bird in the Cage
* PaintedWolf eats jesusonastick*
[fraNk] ouch, now that is something else, jesus ate me
[michelle15] hello, ne guyz wanna chat?
[michelle15] guyz press !!! girls press@@@
[fraNk] michelle!!! Tatsumi tells me you have a nice butt
* Tatsumi jumpes on michelle*
* nitewolf looks at frank and starts to prime his chainsaw*evilsmiles*
[jesusonastick] NOOOOO
[Zephyr] Gosh...
[fraNk] %%%
[Tatsumi] Well, she does. I guess
[cool_guy] !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!!
[michelle15] mmm...
[fraNk] I can't decidewhat I am
[PaintedWolf] Why michelle? Are you ine market to buy?
[fraNk] I will fight you nitewolf *gets out his plastic spoon
* jesusonastick sneaks out of PW's buttocks* *touches them on the way out*
[nitewolf] HELL YEAH
[fraNk] Are you nicer than Minion is?? I don't know much about Minion
[PaintedWolf] Woooo.. *winks at the brown jesusonastick*
* nitewolf fires up the chainsaw (bring it on)
[michelle15] i was just wondering if i was the only girl here
[Zephyr] Oh nooooo michelle...just don't ANNOUNCE yer a girl or Frank and the pervs will be
after you.
* HellzMinion666 burns jesus on a stick*heheheheh
* jesusonastick bathes quickley*
[Zephyr] Some kinda mafia almost *L*
[fraNk] well, michelle, you are the only naked girl here *looks at Tatsumi who has her clothes
[michelle15] i don 't mind
* jesusonastick eats himself* mmmmm chicken
* Tatsumi goes after michelle* What Zephyr?
[HellzMinion666] ???
[PaintedWolf] That isn't the real Minion.. It's an imposter! What have you done with the REAL
Minion, HM666??
* jesusonastick steals everyones clothes and gives them cookies*
[Dysfunkshonal] ahh ...jesus took my clothes hehe
[Dysfunkshonal] he was on a stick..*nods*
* Tatsumi gives michelle a 50 if she will strip
* fraNk wears his cookie with pride, but it doesn't cover up all the parts
[Zephyr] Whoa SHIT! My dog's going crazy upstairs...I GUESS...be right back...doooorbell...
* nitewolf looks at the cookies then his runnin chainsaw
[michelle15] i can't strip if i'm not wearing any clothes
* PaintedWolf licks the cookies and sticks the oval objects to her breasts and private areas. *snort*]
[fraNk] wait till Zephyr finds out it's me at the front door
* jesusonastick funks out*
[Tatsumi] Zephyr can suck my dick, and people type really fast so she cannot see that okay
[fraNk] I KNEW IT, Michelle is naked in her lust for Tatsumi
* Jessicka wears her cookie as a hat.*
[Tatsumi] Good point michelle
* Dysfunkshonal laffs@Tatsumi* not nice
* jesusonastick puts everyones clothes on (exept franks undies) *begins to strip)
[fraNk] Tatsumi, I think you are going to lose out on that one
* Tatsumi jumpes on michelle* I am now "happy"
* Dysfunkshonal wonders who Jesus is* hmmm
[PaintedWolf] Tatsumi! Quiddit!
[Jessicka] Ooh, fraNk, you're sexy in your undies.. *l*
[Tatsumi] BLah
[Tatsumi] Dog stay crazy
* Dysfunkshonal thinks about fraNk is undies* ahah
[Zephyr] Tatsumi...I SAW THAT.
[Tatsumi] God she was a op crap
[michelle15] me too.
[AutoResponse] does fraNk wear undies?
[Zephyr] Not a chance in hell.
[Tatsumi] Damn
[Tatsumi] God dang
[fraNk] *L* Tatsumi, PW would never kick you for language *L*
* Zephyr ties Tatsumi to a tree and does a victory dance around him * Now you must die.
* nitewolf tries to convince the voices in his head that cookies arent worth murder*evil laugh*
* Tatsumi is gonna die* Damn dog
* fraNk feels Dysfunks tummy *feels smooth* runs hand lower *still smooth, and quite warm if I
do say so
[Zephyr] *evil grin*
[michelle15] *kicks Tatsumi in the nuts*ha
[Tatsumi] fraNk is a pimp master
* fraNk dances around the tree with Zephyr and magically steals her bra
* Dysfunkshonal laffs@fraNk* ohh i feel touched
* Zephyr throws Tatsumi to the sharks *
* jesusonastick kicks michelle in the nuts*
[michelle15] kisses nite wolf, that should change your mind.
* Zephyr throws Frank to the sharks too *
* jesusonastick misses*
[fraNk] ouch, Michelle got to Tatsumi while he was tied up
* Tatsumi passes out, cause one was kick out of place*the pain the pain
fraNk makes out with an especially cute shark with long brunette fins and a nice set of gills
[Zephyr] *LMAO*
[nitewolf] nice call jesus
* Tatsumi is being laughed at bye the sharkes* It is not funny, that really hurt
* Zephyr kicks Tatsumi in the nuts therefore breaking his spirit MORE *
[Tatsumi] My ball, oh the pain the pain
* fraNk lets the shark nibble on Zephyr's nipples
* nitewolf tackles michelle playfully
[Zephyr] *** Command /kill_alamak not recognized, try /help for a list of commands.
[fraNk] What?? Tat tat the one nut man??
[Tatsumi] BOth my balles, the pain the pain
* Zephyr kicks Frank in the nuts *
* fraNk drops drawers *points to the enchanted nut cup, bought that in cyber myst, kick me again,
KICK ME IN THE JIMMY!!
[Zephyr] heh.
[Tatsumi] NO, *runes from the nut kickers*
[Zephyr] Gawd you're ONE SICK KID Frank.
[Tatsumi] fraNk is funny but it hurt to much to laugh
* nitewolf agrees with zephyr
[fraNk] Oh damn, take my temperature Zephyr *hands her the butthermometer* *L*
[michelle15] calm down wolf boy
[Zephyr] Noooo thankyou...you couldn't PAY me to put that anywhere near you *L*
* Jessicka laughs at fraNk.*
* fraNk pours fireants in nitewolfs pants
* Tatsumi gets a stick a throw it into fraNk butt*
* nitewolf calms down slightly
[fraNk] damn, nice throw!!! *stares at stick in the rectum
[Tatsumi] nitewolf is gonna lose his man hood
[michelle15] *gives nitewolf a big kiss*
* Jessicka sprays frank with liquid nitrogen.*
Tatsumi kisses Zephyr all over* Later tonight alright, sweet sweet loven
[Zephyr] Adios sickos.
*** Signoff Zephyr (_207.34.71_).
* nitewolf takes to frank with a sledge hammer
* fraNk cracks up and falls down, but suddenly starts coming back together like Terminator2, only
naked with a huge gargantuous penis
* Tatsumi give fraNk his wooden spoon*
[Tatsumi] fraNk is the funniest 5 year old I know
* Jessicka stares at frank *Oh no, what have i done?!*
[fraNk] __________ look nitewolf, mine is bigger
* Jessicka touches frank *ooohh.. gargantuous..* *l*
[michelle15] whoa!! *stares at frank with disbelief* is that real??
[nitewolf] jesus frank, your quick I will give you that*hahaha*
[fraNk] yes, it's real, put it in your hand, it is so real and warm
[fraNk] don't call me jesus here, nitewolf, dammit, these people don't know about me
[michelle15] *grabs franks penis and slowly kisses it* i guess it is real.
* fraNk blesses each and everyone of you
[nitewolf] a 5yr old hung like a donkey*LHAO*
[fraNk] HOLY CRAP, now michelle is my kind of girl, sure, I'm going to jail and all, but wow,
what a feeling
[fraNk] hung like a donkey would be *HLAD*
[jesusonastick] YUK ped ped frank
[mellon] *LOL*
[mellon] what the hell is HLAD?
[fraNk] I didn't do it jesus, she was suckling me like a newborn calf
[fraNk] Hung like a donkey, you fool mellon!!
[mellon] *LOL* dont make me beat you fraNk
[fraNk] I pretended to be asleep as her lips caressed my aching member
* jesusonastick singin* gay porn men are great!!
[fraNk] michelle, what's next?
* nitewolf calls the forest police to lock up frank and his sense of humour and throw away the key
[fraNk] really, jesus, I can't say I am skilled in that area
[nitewolf] beat him fer christ sake...with a house brick
[fraNk] heh heh, white coat men surround my house and tell me to come out, but I'm actually
outside yelling for me to come out too, they don't know that yet
[mellon] hahahah omg
[fraNk] Well, it appears michelle is ignoring me now, she must have had to get back to school or
something
[michelle15] well frank... you can go over there by that tree with your hand and have your self a
good time
[mellon] i guess she just doesnt like your bulging cock that much any more, fraNk.. i wonder why
* nitewolf rolls around on the ground laughing at frank... your a riot*hahahaha*
[fraNk] *michelle15* (207.179.158) wow, is jesusonastick cute, he messaged me and told me that
he wants to rub my backside
[nitewolf] HELL YEAH michelle... feed it to him
[fraNk] PERVERT JESUS
[fraNk] wow, michelle, I can give you a pearl necklace if you are interested
jesusonastick looks up from his search* wha???
* nitewolf gets a .45 and double taps frank!!!
[michelle15] well, you can take that pearl necklace wrap it as tight as you can get it around your
cock, and wait till it turns purple before you take off the necklace.
* fraNk was wearing a bulletproof head, ha ha ha ha, you can't stop me!!
[fraNk] wow, michelle, S and M too?? is there anything this girl won't partake in??
[mellon] *L* what anamosity
[fraNk] other than not knowing what a pearl necklace is in my reference though
[nitewolf] frank... a double tap enters the chest
[fraNk] damn!! *dies*
[mellon] *L*
* fraNk arises from the dead on the fourth day
[fraNk] I wouldn't want to out do jesus you know
[nitewolf] HELL YEAH *HYPER*
[fraNk] cuz he is spectacular
*** bella (203.124.0) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing
between the trees.
[nitewolf] dam, stay down god dammit
[fraNk] welp, it has been real, but it's time to shake and bake and roll
[fraNk] michelle, we'll talk more later
[mellon] *lol*
* jesusonastick Rides Bella*
*** Signoff fraNk (209.50.5)..