01/19/02 Forest

[kNarfandango] I have a question, I'm on my mother's computer, will I go to hell for going
into her recipe folder and adding odd ingredients to some of the recipes??
[RowboatCat] okay *hehehe*
[RowboatCat] like..?
[kNarfandango] how about...
[kNarfandango] 1/4 cup bacon bits to pineapple upside down cake???
[RowboatCat] ohhhhh that is so gross
[RowboatCat] that's funny tho
[RowboatCat] *LMAO*
[kNarfandango] 1 cup brown sugar to "Auntie Mae's Dippin Cheeseball" (whatever the hell
that is???)
* RowboatCat gags just thinking about fraNk's recipe
[RowboatCat] Auntie Mae is a dippy cheeseball?
[kNarfandango] heh heh heh, 10 drops red food coloring to southern escaloped potatoes
with ham *L*
[RowboatCat] ohhh yech
[RowboatCat] 1/4 tsp eye of newt
[RowboatCat] to anything
[kNarfandango] 2 tablespoons vanilla extract to "Mighty Meatloaf" hahahah
[RowboatCat] or make up names for herbs
[kNarfandango] I guess if you have her cheeseball you can dance and dip her all over?
[RowboatCat] a pinch of tarascallo weed
[kNarfandango] hahahaha
[RowboatCat] i made that up, i really did
[kNarfandango] 3/4 cup of hash to chocolate brownies
[RowboatCat] hey that's not an unusual ingredient
[RowboatCat] brownies are sposed to be green
[RowboatCat] hahaha
[RowboatCat] i don't do that stuff anyway
[RowboatCat] i am a good girl
[RowboatCat] i am so damn good
[kNarfandango] *LOL*

05/08/02 personal messages

sent to -> *neo* I want to make love to you
*neo* (204.209.89) who the hell r u?
sent to -> *neo* I am trinity
*neo* (204.209.89) i see..... hi
sent to-> *neo* I am wearing the leather pants, follow my white rabbit
*neo* (204.209.89) i dont see no white rabit lol
sent to -> *neo* it's right here *pulls down panties to show tattoo* oh damn, looks like my
pussy ate the rabbit.
*neo* (204.209.89) aint that just too bad
sent to-> *neo* yes it is, I think because my pussy needs a lesson, you should eat it now
*neo* (204.209.89) shut the hell up please
sent to -> *neo* well, I guess you aren't 'the one' then
*neo* (204.209.89) well dont talk bout gross stuff in my buffer please
sent to -> *neo* would you like the red pill?
*neo* (204.209.89) im not answering nothin anymore
sent to > *neo* isn't that sort of a double negative? what sort of game are you playing with
me neo, are you beginning to believe?
*neo* (204.209.89) how bout u leave me alone please
sent to -> *neo* what? please save me neo, I'm tired of being a battery to my machine
slavemasters!!! *cries*
*neo* (204.209.89) sure sure... tell it to my lawyer
sent to-> *neo* hmm, I guess even when you are 'the one' the god damn legal system still gets
to you, sorry to hear that

05/08/02 Forest

[Tarazed] yeah.... but I'm hoping it'll be worth it... if not, I can go back to my old job... for
all of 8300 a year... :(
[gretell] 8300???? is that in REAL DOLLARS?????
[Tarazed] canadian.... I dunno if they're real or not.... :&P
[gretell] HOLY CRAP THATS A LOT OF DRAKMA!!!
[Tarazed] *gags frank*
[gretell] MIGHTY MIGHTY THATS A SHIT POT OF YEN
[mellon] lol *L*
[gretell] WAKKY WEASEL DATS A RATS NEST OF RUBLES!!!
[Ima_Dummaz2] nice ti..! wait.. yeah, why not: TITTIES!
* Ima_Dummaz2 wrestles a boob out of mellon's shirt *
[gretell] breast wrestling??? AGAIN??? you cannot defeat mellon's boobs, Ima, what are you
now, 0-67 against them?
[Ima_Dummaz2] I am always left limp afterward, but it is WORTH IT! OH YES!
[Gin] off to work
*** Signoff Gin (168.10.131).
*** Gin (168.10.131) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Gin enters the
clearing between the trees.
[Gin] damnit.
[gretell] wow, if you make 8300 a year for working 11 seconds a day, I want that job
*nods*
[gretell] Gin works in spurts
[gretell] so does Ima *snickers*
* gretell spurts
[Ima_Dummaz2] haw haw
[Ima_Dummaz2] Isn't amused anymore.
[Gin] that was funny, laugh damnit.
[mellon] i want trevor to come on. argh.
[gretell] you want him to come on what? *puzzled* Ima's face? hahahahaha
[Ima_Dummaz2] My ass is still wet from the last time he was on.

05/08/02 Forest

* Ruby grins quietly
[Tarazed] *wonders how you grin loudly*
[Ruby] with bright lipstick.

05/08/02 Trivia

[Trivia] 698. Who is the greatest?
[Minion] me
[Trivia] Winner: Minion Answer: me Time: 4.589 Streak: 1 Wins: 9 WPM: 5 Rank: 126th
[Carrie] *LMAO*
[RainWolfCries] *laughs*
* Ang raises an eyebrow
[Khalane] *lol*

05/08/02 Forest

* Magz hugs Tara
[Ima_Dummaz2] hello Magz. I'll have what Tara's having.
[Tarazed] but I want it more!! *doesn't let go of him*
[gretell] hello Tarazed, I'll have what Ruby is having
[Tarazed] you do that... :)
* gretell climbs up in Ruby's lap and makes faces at Ima_Retread
[Ruby] retread? your tire metaphors are so obscure, monkey.
[gretell] my tire metaphors ARE NOT FAT!!!!
[gretell] oh wait, that's obese, nevermind *whistles*
[Ruby] fat tires
[Ruby] fat tire ale.
[gretell] what sort of drunken metaphor is this?
[gretell] Busty 34F Pin Up Girl, yes folks, she's a doll, even with horrible back pain!
[Ruby] ow.
[Tarazed] I"m a 38C...
[gretell] I'm a 42 A
[Tarazed] wouldn't that be -A?
[gretell] I consider myself an A+ sort of chest student
[gretell] but then if I would have known we were getting graded on chest size, I would have
done some pushups this morning *nods*
* Ima_Dummaz2 is so brave, handsome, tall and wonderful!
[gretell] whatever, Ima, quit trying to make up for your lack of breasts
[Tarazed] *got enough for everyone*
[gretell] with cheesy rice pilaf?
[Ima_Dummaz2] I have lovely nipples that are extravagent and oh so dainty.
[gretell] your nipples are good
[gretell] with whipped cream
* Ima_Dummaz2 twists gretell's nipple with fiery might and swiftness *
[gretell] wow, I just had a very painful orgasm, thank you
[neo] yuck
[gretell] Ima, do you prefer my nipples with pickles or with pigs feet?
[gretell] or perhaps nipples with pickled pigs feet!!! OH THE TRIFECTA!!! A GLORIOUS
DAY IS THIS!!!

05/24/02 personal messages

*on the main in Doorstep starts this off*

[kendra_grrl] ANY OTHER GIRLS OUT THERE KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO GET
FAT???? msg me...21/f

sent to -> *kendra_grrl* hi there fat ass
*kendra_grrl* (66.168.4) hey
sent to-> *kendra_grrl* you eat too much *nods*
*kendra_grrl* (66.168.4) i do?
sent to -> *kendra_grrl* yes, you are bigger around than you are tall
*kendra_grrl* (66.168.4) no i'm not
sent to-> *kendra_grrl* liar, go eat a hostess ho ho and shut up
*kendra_grrl* (66.168.4) i think i will
*kendra_grrl* (66.168.4) i think i'll eat the whole box...
sent to-> *kendra_grrl* good idea porky, while you are at it why not just have a large stuffed
crust pizza with extra cheese?
*kendra_grrl* (66.168.4) oh god that sounds so good...
sent to-> *kendra_grrl* do you drive a van?
*kendra_grrl* (66.168.4) no why
sent to-> *kendra_grrl* oh, it's just easier to drive a van when you are really fat
*kendra_grrl* (66.168.4) what the fuck are you talking about
sent to-> *kendra_grrl* look, fat albert, don't get all upset with me just because you are
packin pounds like an offensive lineman

*back on the main*

[buffraNkalo] chatting with fat girls is a good time

05/24/02 Forest

[Gin] i have to work tomorrow.
[fraNk] that should be fun
[Gin] but only half a day. so this is good.
[fraNk] you still working at the prison doing body waxing?
[Gin] Yeah, those men hate having their bikini areas done.
[Gin] They say it hurts worse than dropping the soap.
[Tarazed] *roflmmfao*
[Gin] " Give me a 370 lb homosexual man with an oversized penis and a bar of soap
anyday!"

05/26/02 Forest

* Gin hides behind Rubes*
[kNarf] I thought that said *Gin hides behind Pubes* for a minute heh
[Gin] *LMAO*
[Ruby] wow that's a long time without shaving
[stryfe] i cleared..the whole thing
[kNarf] you cleared out Gin's pubes?
[Gin] that's gross.*L*
[kNarf] that was sure friendly of you stryfe
* kNarf imagines our Forest pal stryfe, fighting his way thru the tangled underbrush with his
machete, wacking wildly away
[Ruby] i am sure he would be
[Ruby] he's prolly wacking just thinking about it
[kNarf] I think even I would be afraid of the 5' 10" tall beaver
[Gin] Stop it!*L* that's nasty.
[Ruby] whoa, who has a 5'10" beaver?
[Gin] omg. hahahaha
[kNarf] can you imagine? "hmm, did I just see that bush move?"
[Gin] not i.
[kNarf] oh wait, that's George Bush, nevermind
[Ruby] shhhhh. stop it.
[Gin] body hair r gross.
[Ruby] Gin feels this is an unsafe chat environment
[Ruby] the discussion of pubic hair is sexual harassment
[Ruby] and we don't have to take it
[kNarf] oh look, Gin has braided herself a handy dandy woven plant holder, let's hope she
doesn't go with the cactus this time *nods*
[Gin] *LMAO*
[kNarf] you really aren't into being pricked heheheh
[Gin] except for men with hairy backs. *drools* now that's sexy.
[stryfe] eww hairy backs!?!
[Ruby] hairy backs are so gross. that's why i have no interest in kNarf. i hear he's really
furry.
[kNarf] there is a difference between hairy and furry, my back is covered with a fine soft
pelt that is soothing to the touch
[Gin] hahaha
*** AshenSouls (209.63.24) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as AshenSouls
enters the clearing between the trees.
[AshenSouls] Hi. I'm here to ruin your fun.
[stryfe] Ashen, i am here to inject lard into your ass and call it science.
[Gin] Ashen! Do you have a hairy back?
[kNarf] ashen has a wet back
[kNarf] working in the kitchen I mean
[kNarf] and I don't think he's paying taxes on his little mexican *reports him to the IRS*
[AshenSouls] I do not. Then again, I can't see it.
[kNarf] you can't see your mexican?
[Gin] Are your arms so short you can't reach back and feel?
[kNarf] do you really think the federal government is going to buy the "emporers new
clothes" excuse? *scoffs*
[AshenSouls] Nope, I can't fraNk. I left him in the bottle.
[kNarf] I think not
[Ruby] reach back and feel your mexican? what is he DOING back there?
[AshenSouls] I dunno Gin. Let's get naked and find out

05/26/02 Forest

[stryfe] there is a britney spears dancing game? *prepares wooden stakes and pit of poisonous
animals*
* fraNk waltzes into the clearing *hi all, what's going AHHHHHHHHHH* falls into deep
hole in ground and is impaled and ravaged!!!!
[stryfe] hahah the flash and the green lantern are fighting..a talking monkey HAHAHAHAH
[stryfe] and AHAHAHAH they HAHAHAHA lost
[stryfe] God, someone call aquafag already
[fraNk] the talking monkey is actually DarkSilence in a costume *nods*
[stryfe] figures
[stryfe] Superman must be busy fighting the soccer moms double-parked or something
[stryfe] shit, the talking monkey probably is Superman
[stryfe] "gorilla technology is highly advanced" hahah
[fraNk] hahaha, that superman
[fraNk] he's such a joker like that
[fraNk] superman eats a banana
[fraNk] Flash laughs hysterically, for GLantern put kryptonite seasoning salt on the
banana!!
[fraNk] oh what a horror, see supermanorilla fall to his knees in a heap of brown furry pain,
as Flash holds his gut with pleasurable laughing, ho ho ho
[fraNk] aquaman appears with his gills all erect and twitching and mounts the gorilla in a fit
of disturbing lunacy
[stryfe] hell, he killed some of the justice league in batman beyond, so why not dress up like
a monkey to make the flash and green lantern look like asses
[stryfe] ooh, the people are cheering for supermanorilla
[Ruby] heh.
[Ruby] you are silly.
[Ruby] all of you
[stryfe] oh! Batman sends a message: "Wonder Woman, GL and Flash are spacefags, come
back for a righteous humping, over."
[fraNk] "Batman, this is wonderwoman, is this really important, break" 5 second delay "I'm
having sex with the wonder twins and one of them is form of a diesel vibrator and the other is form of
Joey Silvera, over"
[stryfe] Where is Superman? *L* I guess he's overkill for talking monkeys, even if their
shiny tinfoil hats can control people's minds.
[Ruby] *L*
[Ruby] good grief
[fraNk] you would think that superman's clothing would get decimated by the horror he
goes thru
[fraNk] does he really need that cape to fly? can't he just go around naked, I wonder if
people would REALLY mind?
[Ruby] you just have a thing for naked superman.
[fraNk] I mean, what are they going to do? Seriously, they can't stop him
[fraNk] "uh, superman, we're going to have to ask you to put some clothes on" says little
policeman from his car on loudspeaker
[fraNk] See superman, see superman kill policeman with powerful blast of supersperm!!!
OH THE HORROR!!! Car blown away by extra powerful blast of jizz, no trace found!!! See superman
smile brightly, he is relaxed, killing two birds with one stone, sexual frustration gone + silly authority
figure gone = happy times for our man clark
[Ruby] *LMFAO*
[fraNk] What's this? Lois Lane is angry?? mwahahahaha says superman, go to hell, with
this body I have all the sex starved earthly women after me, why do I want some introverted trollup
who is too stupid to see that Clark Kent is actually superman!!!
[fraNk] see naked superman fly away, let's hope our crime fighting nudist is using sun
screen, skin cancer is non too friendly these days!!!
[fraNk] "oh superman, it's you" says a tiny voice from afar. "oh great" says superman,
heroic cock glistening in the bright mid day sun "it's jimmy, I always knew that kid was a flaming
homo" sees jimmy running towards him with a bigger than ever smile on his face and contemplates
use of heat vision to barbeque the silly news boy
[Ruby] yellow sunscreen... hmm
[stryfe] i still can't figure out why wonder woman can fly
[Ruby] I'd figure WonderWoman would be able to FLOAT, but not fly
[stryfe] or why she is now as strong as superman
[stryfe] hahah yes Batman, see if you can get the giant missle wonder woman couldn't stop
from off her. while a bunch of talking apes watch
[stryfe] i don't understand why all these supermonkeys... are nekkid. Holy shit, wonder
woman kissed batman