3/1/99 Ahhhh, those fights about sports, what comfort to know even the forest is not safe:

[nibziffizbin] *lurks*
[fraNk] fizbin, my fellow Cornhusker, how are you??
[Olorin] ALL HUSKERS MUST DIE!!!
[Olorin] Okay, I feel better now... *grins*
[Derek_Flynt] Olorin has a good point.
[EsoraLauna] what are huskers?
[Olorin] Huskers are evil.
[fraNk] Huskers are in no way evil, and esora, being in Michigan, you should know about the huskers,
after all, the Michigan Wolverines stole half our national title.
[Olorin] Hah! The Huskers GAVE the title to us with that Mizzoo game, then stole half of it back with
that silly retirement prank.
[fraNk] Silly retirement prank, what about "the days of our lives" with your guest stars, bob and brian
greese, with a cameo by Keith "fatass" Jackson *snicker*
[Olorin] *LOL* We're not to blame for any wrongdoings at ABC.

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This particular selection came in the wake of some unintelligable gibberish: 3/1/99

[MOIST__FAIRY] THERE ARE SOME THINGS IN NATURE LIKE GIRAFFES WHEN
THEY'RE HAVING SEX THAT ARE SO FUNNY, IT'S PLAIN TO SEE
[Kahlan] genitals are funny...
[fraNk] Hmm, I have no idea where that came from, can I try??
[MOIST__FAIRY] SOME PEOPLE TAKE OFFENCE BUT MY FRIEND DARWIN AGREES
WITH ME THAT GOD HAS NO MIGHT AND SCIENCE IS RIGHT
[MOIST__FAIRY] AND WE'RE SUPPOSEDLY ONTOP OF THE EVOLUTIONARY SCALE
MOST THINGS SEEM TO HAVE THEM INSECT TO A WHALE
[Stillpink] pssssst fraNk...actually I'm incognito...now chill baby and work it GOOD...wink*
[fraNk] THE MIGHTY RHINO LIKES TO EAT POTATOES IN IRELAND, WHICH HAS
CREATED NATIONAL DEBATE IN BRITIAN ON HOW TO OVER COME THE RHINOCEROUS
POPULATION, THEY LIVE IN THE SEWER BY DAY AND COME OUT AT NIGHT TO SCAVANGE.
* VampMyst falls over laughing at fraNk*
[fraNk] The rhino will break down a door and go inside when it sees a fireplace burning, then turn tail
at the fire and spray urine till the fire is put out, this angers many irishmen who have to put up with that
horrendous smell of the rhino urine.
[Kahlan] lol fraNk!
[fraNk] Many rhinos have become lazy, feeding off society, rather than walk the streets in Dublin
Ireland they have now taken to riding on top of taxi cabs, very destructive for the cab and dangerous for the
rhino who obviously is not belted in.
[MOIST__FAIRY] THE HOLOCOST WOULD HAVE TURNED OUT INCREDIBLY
DIFFERENTLY IF HITLER WAS PANTSED ON SIGHT
* VampMyst wonders where fraNk comes up with this stuff*
* fraNk is again thumbing through his book of "WHAT WAS THAT??" and is again dissappointed to
not find a way to decipher MOIST
[MOIST__FAIRY] AND IF YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND OR READ THE HUMOUR IN WHAT I
WROTE WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A LONG HARD LOOK AT SOME TESTES OR A SCROTE (UM)
* Derek_Flynt places fraNk's testicle sack in a hot steaming bowl of eggdrop soup then skips lightly
away.
* fraNk whips out his bullzac, for it seems to be much more pleasant than seeing what is written in all
caps
[MOIST__FAIRY] GENITALS ARE FUNNY ,THEY'RE SO FUNNY
* fraNk imagines MOIST in front of the mirror laughing then, for if they are that funny, MOIST is a
regular comedian.
*** HYPERVAMP is now known as Rino .
[Rino] fraNk luv me
[Kahlan] lol rino
[MOIST__FAIRY] SOME FOLK GET AMUSED FROM THE TELLING OF SEXIST JOKES,
THEY THINK THEY'RE A CLOWN WHILE THEY'RE PUTTING PEOPLE DOWN. WHY IS IT THAT
WE'RE BORN WITH IS PERCIEVED AS AWFULLY CRUDE, WOULD ANYTHING BE RUDE IF WE
WERE ALWAYS NUDE
[fraNk] The giant silver back rhino is the most dangerous rhino of all, who climbs up to the top of
buildings, gets stuck, then plummets to the ground and kills unsuspecting civilians.
[Derek_Flynt] Moist Fairy wasn't abused as a child, but should have been.
[fraNk] I made a female snowman last night, took so much longer than the male, you know, hollowing
out the head and all.
*** Rino is now known as rhino .
* fraNk abuses Moist as a teenager.
[rhino] Go fraNk *wonder how he can talk if he is a rhino
[fraNk] THE RHINO EATS A POTATO THEN, AND MAKES SOME ROWDY SOUNDS, YOU
SEE THE RHINO IN THE STREET, POUNDING CHILDREN DOWN.

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[fraNk] Heavenly father, we thank you for all that you have given us to this day our daily bread, and
for one favor to be granted, that MOIST's server crash severely, can I get an amen??
[MOIST__FAIRY] FUCK YOU
[Mysteria] ahmen my brotha!
[Kahlan] AMEN my brother!
[FlashDiva] Whoops she swore
[FlashDiva] What a potty mouth
[VampMyst] AMEN!!!
[MOIST__FAIRY] F**K YOU
[fraNk] Well, that is not exactly the amen I was looking for moist, but I do praise the lord that you
were stupid enough to say that, amen.
[Derek_Flynt] Moist Fairy - about as smart as live bait.
*** MOIST__FAIRY has been kicked by southern (lang).
[Zifnab] what the hell..stupid server!!!
[fraNk] oH great, my prayer killed Fiz, Lord, you knew better than that, you and that sick sense of
humor up there.

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[fraNk] A TIT FOR TIT A TAT FOR TAT, WHY WEAR MAKEUP IF YOU'RE FAT?

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* Squirrel tilts his head and stops fussing*
* vampirekitten SMILES AT THE CUTE LITTLE SQUIRREL* AWWWW...
[sandman2] see's a squirrel... raises the gun and blows the fuckers head off!!!
*** sandman2 has been kicked by EsoraLauna (Language...).
[fraNk] Hmm, Esora, like he was going to get away with that one *lmao*

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[VampMyst] damn!*wants to rape someone* if you let me it's not rape...
[Tatsumi] No stop Myst, NO STOP 911!!
[Mysteria] ...what?..is it cause im blockin the sun again when i bend over Tat??
* VampMyst rapes Tatsumi**smiles*
[Tatsumi] What did you say Mysteria *was looking at boobs
[Mysteria] where you lookin at mah boobs again Tat??? you sick sick man
[Tatsumi] No I was raped *YES OH YES YES YES*

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* fraNk is now more lost than a nun in a porno theater, what is going on in here?

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[nibziffizbin] flips through the air does a triple summersault with 280 twist tucks and rolls then lands
on his feet without flinching a muscle...YES perfect tens from all the jugdes.
* fraNk holds up a 6.8 just to piss fiz off
[nibziffizbin] flips off the jugde for not knowing talent when he sees it.

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[fraNk] I am a deadly devious debolical deceptive demanding delightful downright dangerous dubios
Diablo.

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[Derek_Flynt] sandman says a thousand pleasant things, but never Adieu.
[fraNk] Yes, and will you, Sandman, take Derek to be your awfully wedded husband? *Adieu* you
may now kiss each other

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[sainabu] so do i go to forest now!!!
[fraNk] yes, forest you go to, forest good, you like forest long time.

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[Derek_Flynt] SFC_Osborne , FlashDiva - I now pronounce you Bickerer and Whiner. May you live
happily ever after in an eternal struggle of infantile antagonistic atrocities.

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[MOIST_FAIRY] WELL WE LIVE IN A NATION WHERE NIKE SHOES AND PEPSI CANS
ARE BREEDING LIKE CANCEROUS CELLS
[fraNk] Who gives a funky dead road kills ass, Moist, it isn't like we bombed you with pepsi or the
shoes invaded your beaches.

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[Derek_Flynt] You know, I never knew evil could be so cheesy - until I met Death Dealer !
[fraNk] Cheesy, what, is Death Dealer actually made by Kraft??
[chimera] i think fraNk is asking for it
[Derek_Flynt] Don't insult Kraft like that fraNk.
[chimera] wait no thats just the way fraNk is
* Death_Dealer spits in Flynts face *D!ckless Coward*

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[Derek_Flynt] My only vice is sex with my girlfriend
[fraNk] That is no vice, Derek, unless she is covered in wool and goes baaaaaaa!!!
[Derek_Flynt] Hehe... once again fraNk goes BEYOND kinky...

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[fraNk] Let me tell you something, the whole process for op status is***Alamak regrets to inform you
that this post has been edited due to continuous streams of swear words and attacks on the basic premise of the
operator system, we thank you for your patience, if this had been an actual emergency, fraNk would be dead,
continue chatting!!
* Carmenn laughs...
[fraNk] DAMMIT ALAMAK!!
[fraNk] That was sure not fair at all
* Carmenn falls out of her chair laughing... Big Brother is watching YOU!
[yupper] you know it!
[yupper] must swear randomly!
[fraNk] OH YA, JOHN, WELL YOU CAN JUST ***Once again Alamak has no choice but to
censure this chatters comments, from this point forth, he will be shocked if he types anything at all, thank you.
[fraNk] What?? What is that supoiaa'a'w'jq aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! *ZAAAAPPPP*
[fraNk] JOHN, YOU ARE AJAAUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! *ZAAAAAAAPPPP*
[StarM] ouch..that's gotta hurt *L*

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[kNarf] Thou shalt not ignore me
* poet makes a point of ignoring frank
[kNarf] whatever poet *** poet - (#152.163.201#) - Forest - longing for fraNk 747,857 seconds.
[poet] *LOL* you wish frankiepoo

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Even old presidents grace our presence from time to time: 3/1/99

[GWashington] *** Font color set to B22222. Ops get unlimited use of /color, the ability to give
/color to other users, as well as many other special features of the chat. User registration is intended to allow
users to freely try out some of the Ops benifits. So become an op, you tightwads.
[GWashington] I was the first leader of the land, my white hair and wooden teeth were so grand, look
out now, you know its time, for the first prez to bust a rhyme.
[GWashington] Derek Flynt you silly fool, I'll take you to rhyming school.
[Derek_Flynt] Rhyming school ? You speak of rhymes when certain crimes run rampant in my soul ?
Toll your wit no longer and bow to the stronger rejoinder !
[GWashington] I am George and rhymes I do, Derek Flynt you are a foo, I look at the words you like
to sing, hold on while I get my decoder ring.
[Derek_Flynt] Hah - to decode my prose would be a worthy effort of such a one as you - now cease
this fiendish flatter and hop to another lyrical lottery - try rhythm in place of rhyme or alliteration in it's stead -
[GWashington] I like to rhyme, it is much better, you will see my rhyming letter, I sent the british out
to sea, don't you try and threaten me.
[GWashington] Come on now, so bored I get, do not be scared, derek, do not fret, I do all my rhymes
in fun, my mouth is like a smoking gun.
[Derek_Flynt] Ah fraNk my connection is crawling - I can't do this duel justice - but I'll try - When you
sent the british out to sea, did they walk the plank or balk at your blank expressions !?! I fear foremost for the
captain who's duty it was to explain how such a plain prose-at-ic proprietor perpetrated their decks !
[GWashington] I like to rhyme and that is true, it is such a blast to do, the one thing that gets my
mouth shut, is staring at Dewie's muscular butt *L*
* FlashDiva laffs* Good one GWashington..*lol*
[GWashington] FlashDiva is here to make us laugh, she just wants to see my staff, which to me is
really great, watch me while I...uhm, well, it rhymes but nevermind *snicker*
[GWashington] Crono wants to tone it down, make the forest a boring town, I say brother, let us
loose, I wish to pinch Flash's goose.
[AlphaFemalWolf] yawns and stuffs a dirty smelly rolled up tubesock in GW"s mouth*Shaddap
[GWashington] AlphaFemalWolf is here, trying to make me shed a tear, but I think her post is corny,
she wants Goerge cuz she is horny!!
[AlphaFemalWolf] pukes on George*As if!
[Avenfael] Thank you Mr. Washington, oh, and smashing work with the silver dollar at the potomac.
[GWashington] Alpha I see it in your eyes, you want me let's comprimise, I shall invite you to my pad,
I guarantee you will be glad.
[GWashington] Avenfael that is so cool, I can see you went to school, but the war was really a trick, I
only fought so I'd get chicks.
[pawdy] busy day in the forest!
[GWashington] I see pawdy has arrived, she knows how to jump and jive, I am George, you know of
course, get up here and ride my horse.
* poet thinks fraNk has really lost it today
[pawdy] Ahh.. yet another poet in the forest...hello George...
[GWashington] Fighting the British was not easy, sight of blood makes me feel queasy, but now
vampkitten is in town, she says "Georgy, let's get down"
[Derek_Flynt] Mr. Washington - when you lay that axe into that cherry tree, me thinks the shock went
from your hands to your knees then up to your sensibilities ! You've certainly jumbled your basket of potatos
you call a noggin !
[GWashington] Derek Flynt, you come in strong, with your witty little song, your post cannot make
me blue, I got pawdy yes I do.
[GWashington] The 1900's aren't my style, you have cars that go for miles, always trying to decide my
fate, as I ride my horse down the interstate.
[GWashington] I was out on my horse the other day, when a garbage truck was in my way, I said "I
was a president, can't you see??" and he stuck his middle finger at me..
[AlphaFemalWolf] rotflmao@GW*
[GWashington] Sandman is ignoring me today, my pistol shall blow him away, the first president I may
be, make sandman go into history
*** GWashington is now known as fraNk.
[fraNk] ahh, crap, it was getting pretty sorry *snickers* I didn't like wearing that wig and those
uncomfortable boots anyway.
[Sandman_] G no I'm not ignoring you
[pawdy] fraNk is so much nicer to type than George!
[fraNk] Hello, all who didn't suspect that was me heckling you as our founding forefather.

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[Crono] oh well..i'm leaving..no one wants to talk to me.
* GWashington rubs Crono's rippped hiney
* Crono jumps in surprise from GWashington* umm..sorry..but i'm about as straight as an arrow..
[GWashington] heh heh, Crono, do not try and thwart you founding forefather's sexual advances
*snicker*
[AlphaFemalWolf] rotflmao@Crono&GW*
* Crono jumps up in a tree to avoid the gay forefather