12/13/99 Forest

* ENYGMA buries fraNk*
* fraNk rises from the dead on the eighth day *not one to outdo christ*

12/15/99 Cellar

[kNarf] This just in, we interrupt this chat to bring you live coverage of a late breaking news:
ROSIE ODONELL IS FAT!!!
[kNarf] We now go to Sandman_, who is on the scene, Sandman, what have you seen so far??
*inquisitive look at the camera*
[Sandman_] Well frank there only one on the scene and its me, myself, and I

12/18/99 Forest

*** PELVICTHUNDER (143.117.143) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone
enters the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] PELVICTHUNDER???
[satan1] What the hell is PELVICTHUNDER? What is that a new STD i haven't heard of?

12/21/99 AC Chat

As an operator, you can get a warm greeting in AC Chat

*** Minion (#209.50.5#) Hideout / Welcome!!!
[Minion] GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS, friendly chatters : )
[NightSoil] Who the fuck is Minion?
[Minion] I'm Minion, NightSoil, so nice to meet you tonite
[cuttie_py] FUCK YOU!!! WHY DON'T YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE?

12/22/99 AC Chat

[SEXM] Gretel, I’m no slave, you stinky girl
[gretel] Yes, I control you SEXM, you have so far been a victim of my reverse psychology, you have
taken off caps lock, changed font color, and mooed when I called you a goat, I control you and you are my
little bitch
[LoveParade] gretel needs to leave us alone, bitch
[gretel] I have only seen one post by you love parader and it was useless and fucking inbred, get the
hell out of here if you can’t handle, it you monkey ass clown

12/22/99 Forest

*** Drago (203.109.250) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[AshenSouls] Hey there Drago
[Drago] hey Ashen
*** fraNk (209.50.5) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing
between the trees.
[fraNk] Drago
[Drago] fraNk
[AshenSouls] *and thus the beginning to a long and meaningful conversation was born*

12/22/99 Cellar

[michael] laugh
[Pez] Yes, do as michael says. Laugh! Heh.

12/22/99 Forest

[FruityPebbles] hi Robalottapuss ahah your a dinasour *LMAO*
[ChatPolice] Hello there Ashabaldypuss
* FruityPebbles falls off her chair laffin* OMG ahahah

12/23/99 Forest

this isn’t actually Ric Flair, hmm, I sure don’t know who it is *L*

*** MICROn (152.206.183) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] Hello MICROn, it's good to have you here
[MICROn] who would want me here
[fraNk] I want you here micron, we have wrestler ric flair coming in in 15 minutes to chat
[Magus] *ROTFLMAO* you wish fraNk!
[jonny] wrestling is retarded
[MICROn] ric flair .. i need him on my page ... *writes it in his extensive 300 page notebook*
*** Rick_Flair (#209.50.5#) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[MICROn] WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[Rick_Flair] Hello folks, I'm online now to take your questions and stuff
[fraNk] alright!! it's rick flair, hello rick, how are you doing today?
[Magus] WRESTLING SUX!!!
[Rick_Flair] Well, frank, I'm fine, basically, I'm a little sore from a match with hulk hogan last night
at the silver dome, but I'll make it
[Magus] BOOOOO!!!
[Rick_Flair] I'm sorry you feel that way, Magus, perhaps you wish for me to beat your sorry ass?
[fraNk] whoa, Rick no need to be testy
[MICROn] yo RIC ... umm, whats with your kid??? he a little nuts!
* Magus grins* anytime, Flair...anytime...
[fraNk] I guess my next question would be, what do you think of MICROn's web page?
[MICROn] NO LET THE CRON TAKE CARE OF HIM (the cron .. coming tto ECW soon) =o)
[Magus] *LOL* only in your wildest dreams, MIRCOn!
[MICROn] https://www.angelfire.com/ca3/pulppage/wrestleintro.html SUCKS CAUSE I HAVENT
HAD TIME TO WORK ON IT
[Rick_Flair] Yes, my kid is a little crazy, a bit like the dad in my younger years, eh? I shall have to
look at your page, MICROn, hold on for a bit
[MICROn] i mean hell triple h is still the champ and THERE IS NO MORE WCW TV BELT
[fraNk] Hey Rick, are you the oldest wrestler ever to wrestle?
[Rick_Flair] No, that distinction goes to a man named Bruno, not many people have ever heard of
him, fraNk
[Rick_Flair] Yes, I know, MICRON, they combined some of the stuff together to save money, and
triple h is going down, the flair is gonna take him out!!
[fraNk] do you put a potato in your pants, Rick?
[Orfinani] Hey, i used to own stock in Micron..hehe doubled my money iin 1 year.
[Rick_Flair] No, frank, I do not, and you should know that my bulge is all natural, the ladies all
know it
[Rick_Flair] Hogan is quite old, MICROn, he lies about his age also, he turns 74 next month
[jonny] i like to put potatoes in my panties!!! especally mashed ones!!!
[jonny] its all nice and squishy!
* Magus cuts off Rick's bulge and gives it to jonny* merry christmas!
[Rick_Flair] well, jonny, that is interesting, especially that you are wearing panties, next question
[Orfinani] my daughter said i was going to be sorry that I only invested $500 and she was right. I
just hate it when my kids are right
[Rick_Flair] now now now, you would need a big knife to take out my bulge
[jonny] christmas is evil...i dont want your stupid present
[Rick_Flair] Orfinani, you should invest in the WCW cuz the FLair is gonna whoop some ass
[Magus] *grins and takes out a big knife* i had one...
[fraNk] Rick, what chances do you think MICROn has of ever being a wrestler
[Rick_Flair] He doesn't have a chance in hell, I looked at that web page and it sucked, sorry kid
[Magus] he has no chance! he'll get his ass flattened then filled by Flair! *LOL*
[Rick_Flair] Well, I don't really have a fill move, but I will have to see about that one, Magus
[Rick_Flair] We are looking to film an all nude wrestling match for pay per view, a lot of fans have
been really wanting that
[fraNk] Wow, it's so awesome to have a REAL wrestler here with us tonite
[MICRON] i am a good wrestler ... ask my friend after i broke his leg with a figure four
[Magus] WRESTLING SUCKS JONNY! ALL WRESTLERS SHOULD BE SHOT TO HELL!
[Rick_Flair] Well, fraNk, it's great to be here, chatting with all the Flair fans
[Rick_Flair] Magus, you are certainly an irritating wart on my ass
[Magus] careful! i may scar over if ya pick me! *L*
[Rick_Flair] MICRON, what is your signature move, every professional wrestler has one
[fraNk] Rick, what do you like to do in your off time?
[Magus] he likes to molest children!
[MICRon] well i have a move so devistating we cant think of a name for it yet
[Rick_Flair] Hey, that is great kid, why not call it The Molester
[Rick_Flair] My off time? well, a lot of people don't realize that the majority of us professional
wrestlers are gay, and we are proud also. We spend a lot of time clubbing and watching dancers and such
[MICRon] umm nope i dont think so
[MICRon] i was thinking about calling myself fault ... and calling the move the fault line
[fraNk] Hey, Rick, that's great, stand strong in your sexuality
[Magus] would it be called the fault line because of your ass crack? as big as the San Andreas fault?
*LMAO*
[Rick_Flair] Hey kid, that sounds like a good move, and a great name
[MICRon] no ... cause i break your back bitch
[Rick_Flair] Thanks frank, it is a tough world on gay men, and we try hard to make it right
[Magus] bring it on, MICRon!
[MICRon] i can cut a promo too
[MICRon] grabs Mangus ... FAULTLINER
[fraNk] you are welcome rick, be gay and proud
[MICRon] 1
[MICRon] 2
[MICRon] 3
[MICRon] *dingdingding*
[Magus] don't touch me you damned pervert!
[Rick_Flair] Alright, well I think my time is about up, thanks for having me here folks!!
[jonny] hey ashen *meebles*
[fraNk] Wow, thanks for being here Rick Flair, professional wrestler!!
[Magus] go jumpoff a bridge, Flair! ya big fat overgrown looser!
[MICRon] ric flair is god ... well as close as you can get without being mick foley
[Rick_Flair] Hey, why insult me, MICRON, you gonna take care of this dumbass?
[MICRon] i thought i already did
[Magus] he couldn't take me on even if he had a freakin' bomb strapped to his asscrack!
[MICRon] i may have to give him a boot and ddt right here in the middle of the chat
[MICRon] https://www.angelfire.com/ca3/pulppage/wrestleintro.html
[Rick_Flair] I already looked at your page, it sucked, see you folks later!!
*** Signoff Rick_Flair (#209.50.5#) (Long live the Flairster!!).
[MICRon] thanks i know it sucked
[fraNk] Wow, that was awesome, he was so nice!!
[fraNk] It's okay, MICRon, i mean, he's Rick Flair, the greatest, I bet he didn't really look at it
[MICRon] i know that ... i dont care ... it just mean i stays off of it .. goldberg would kick his ass
anyway
[Magus] i wonder why they call you MICRon...maybe it's because of your small...nevermind...
probably IS the size of a micron!
[MICRon] hmm ... thats not nice
[fraNk] What did everyone think of Rick Flair, I thought he was very nice
[MICRon] for the most part yeah
[fraNk] he was probably just mad cuz his name wasn't on your page
[MICRon] well i have school i was busy

12/23/99 Forest

[jonny] i hate stupid people smiling at me...its sooo annoying
[KathryN] woah.. hehe you arnt implying me stupid right... eheh
[jonny] if you smile at me, yes
[fraNk] jonny implies that we are all stupid all the time, KathryN, you will get used to it in time
[jonny] everyone cept fraNk cause everyone knows fraNk is the light of my life...hes the
best..*sniggers*
[jonny] i was kidding...i hate fraNk just as much as everyone else
* fraNk puts jonny's bra on his head and runs around the room blinded
[jonny] fraNk...only a small part of your vision would be obstructed if you were wearing a bra of
mine over your eyes

12/23/99 Forest

*** Merlin (#203.134.2#) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees
* Merlin removes his hood, showing his features* Greetings everyone.
[fraNk] greetings Merlin, you fat ass
[fraNk] Merlin, god dammit, hello I said!!
[Merlin] Ah yes I apologize, fraNk. Hello to you as well. And how are you doing today?
[fraNk] I am fine, Merlin
[Jezzabeel] such cheerfullness and jolly spirits you bring to the forest Merlin!
[fraNk] have you said hi to Merlin, jonny?
[jonny] lol@fraNk
[jonny] HI MERLIN!! WANNA SCREW?
[fraNk] See, and some people think jonny is not friendly
[Jezzabeel] thank you Jonny for reverting the forest back to what I'm used to!
[fraNk] I remember those times, back in the old days when I would just sit in here and stroke my
thick glistening juicy cock
[jonny] wooo hooO! go fraNk!!!
* Jezzabeel giggles*
[jonny] want some help, fraNk?
[fraNk] well, I would lay around here with my big salty balls just flapping here and there and stroke
my bulbous man rod
[jonny] lmfgdao
[fraNk] I didn't need any help back then rubbing my super stiff massive cock and I don't need help
now
[Merlin] fraNk your posts seem to be slightly inappropriate for a public area. Perhaps a revamping
of your way of speech is needed? *smiles*
[jonny] lmfao@fraNk
[fraNk] Merlin, now, perhaps you wish to suckle my firm hairy nuts?
*** Kick fraNk by Merlin (I apologize for the harshness, but that would be considered a Lewd
Post.).
[Magus_] THANK YOU MERLIN! *cheers!*
[jonny] LMFAO!!!
*** fraNk (209.50.5) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between
the trees.
[fraNk] that was really wierd, I was chatting one minute and the next I was in some AC chat, what
heppend to me?? anyone know?
[Merlin] I think fraNk you know what happened to you. *smiles*
[Merlin] I am not speaking of the nick you are currently using, there are two nicknames in this room
controlled by the same person.
* PaintedWolf grins at Merlin* I control at least 3 or 4 of them..
* Merlin smiles* I had a feeling you were going to comment on that post, PaintedWolf.
[fraNk] HELP ME MERLIN< SHE IS CONTROLLING ME RIGHT NOW AND I...forget I said
anything merlin, I am not being controlled by painted wolf, the nicest and sweetest operator and so beautiful
too

12/23/99 Forest

[PaintedWolf] I'd like a #3 combo with an orange juice, please~~~
[fraNk] and a little man gravy on the side please

12/23/99 Forest

[Zap] What causes cancer?!
[fraNk] milk does, Zap
[Caeridwen] moo juice affiliated cancer
[Caeridwen] it does a body good
[Zap] Milk? Come on... :)
[fraNk] I drank a lot of milk and my arms fell completely off, it was friggin crazy
[Caeridwen] TCBY is trying to keep it under wraps
[Zap] Moo
[Zap] I drank a lot of milk too, and you know what? My bones and teeth got stronger. Crazy, I tell
you.
[Caeridwen] mooomooo mooo mooo
[fraNk] LIAR, you are one of them, Zap, one of those sent by the government to trick unsuspecting
children like us into drinking more milk instead of healthy pop. well, let me tell you mr agent, you won't fool
any of us today!!

12/23/99 Forest

* poopgod gasps as the Doodie comes alice and mollests kNarf* noooooooooooooooooo
[fraNk] Doodie is alice from the brady bunch??
[fraNk] I have always had a wild fantasy about Alice mollesting me, ahhh, thanks poopgod
[Lillith] fraNk hello how are you?
[fraNk] Lillith, now that I have poopy alice, life is getting much much better