5/03/03 Forest

[ThugImmortal] Needs a smoke..
[HighSchoolGirl] good rot ur lungs
[HighSchoolGirl] they'll end up looking like a black sponge that been barbequed
[ThugImmortal] You mean.. Looking like Beef?
[Electra] who cares, smoking takes off ten years of your life but those are the last ten years
and those suck anyway
[ThugImmortal] So damn true... *L*
[HighSchoolGirl] yea true dat, no i thought more along the lines of sunburned roadkill
actually
[Electra] well aren't you just a special girl
[Discombobulate] I love to touch myself with roadkills
[Discombobulate] I have quite the collection here
[Discombobulate] the other night I touched myself with a dead possum
[ThugImmortal] There you go... Perversion at its' best..
[Electra] perversion is good
[HighSchoolGirl] ever come across roadkill that just a ball of fur with blood all around it? i
named it splatter
[Discombobulate] I ran over that once I think
[Discombobulate] it was like performance art
[Discombobulate] except the part where the dead decaying crap sprayed all over my muffler
and started smoking and stunk up the inside of the car so bad that everyone passed out and we crashed
and no one survived : (
[Discombobulate] i was road kill that day
[Discombobulate] a large truck ran over me
[Discombobulate] and then a crow picked my eyes out and ate them
[HighSchoolGirl] so did my dog...until he joined them
[Discombobulate] your dog was eating my eyes out?
[Discombobulate] BAD DOG!!!!!
[Discombobulate] if I were alive I would kick your dog
[HighSchoolGirl] yea well so would i but he kinda got run over by my bus on the way to
school
[HighSchoolGirl] quite disturbing he was still twitching after
[Discombobulate] did you at least donate him to a poor needy korean family with a
perpensity to eat dogs?
[Electra] you are a sick little monkey fraNk
[HighSchoolGirl] nah i couldnt i think they wanted it still with its blood, it was one of
those splatters cross with chunky
[Electra] this conversation is just a little too much people
[HighSchoolGirl] do fish feel pain?
[Discombobulate] i hope not
[Discombobulate] because last night I was having sex with a fish and it seemed like he was
enjoying it
[Discombobulate] although I was a little too large for him
[HighSchoolGirl] him?
[Electra] i'm sure they feel pain. if you stab one, do they not try to get away?

5/03/03 Forest

*** arch_angle (129.101.18) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
arch_angle enters the clearing between the trees.
[Discombobulate] oh my god, it's the straight line's mortal enemy!!!!
[Discombobulate] arch angle!!!!
[Discombobulate] RUN STRAIGHT LINE RUN!!!!

*then in pm’s*

*arch_angle* (129.101.18) Is your question when did i know that I would be fighting
against the evil. Is that your question?
-> *arch_angel* are you the geometry equivalent of superman?

5/11/03 Forest

*** Max (193.95.188) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Max enters the
clearing between the trees.
[Max] eriti gouyi huter foohiji?
[shane] i agree max...
[Max] bingiiti nihiuo reteri?
[shane] absolutely...
[Max] shane,kiji guyou teromoni ulasshi?hihihihihihi
[shane] okay sure...
[fraNk_srt4] and in Alamak News, Max Escapes Mental Hospital!!!
[fraNk_srt4] last seen running around the forest naked, foaming at the mouth and babbling
incoherently
* shane shags max..
[fraNk_srt4] YOU FOOL!!!! don't have sex with him, you could catch it too, what if it's
syphillis????
[Max] Frank,hio yupori hutti golokomy?
[fraNk_srt4] OH GOD, it's spotted me!!
[shane] loL@fraNk
[Max] Shane,nee romopoi gaalimi!
[fraNk_srt4] RUN FOR YOUR LIFE SHANE IT'S AFTER YOU AGAIN!!
[fraNk_srt4] I think he just said he's going to rape you with his salami
[shane] NO....MAX....NO.....
[Max] Shane,ussi ahaji?
[shane] OMG!
* shane preps anus speedy quick...
[Max] Frank,saami nee doji goupi loopi!
[Max] Hihihihihihihihi!
[shane] oooohhhhh......maaaxxxxx...
* shane *sighs*
[Max] I'm practising my neo-esperanto(irish version)
[shane] lol
[shane] I LOVE YOU MAX!!!!!
[Max] Shane,em,eh,well,eh,thanks,i guess,but,eh like,i'm,em,a guy!
* shane handcuffs max to a tree.....
[Max] AHHHHHHHHH!didnt know that one could get so lost in a forest!lol
* shane pimps max @ fraNk..
[Max] AHHHHHHHHHH!help mommy,HELP!
[fraNk_srt4] Max, you are really sexy, can I kiss you?
[shane] sorry max...thanx for being a sport : )
[Max] Frank,Go ahead punk,make my day!.........u talkin to me punk?....hehehehhe
[fraNk_srt4] MAX, ANSWER ME!! KISSING, WITH TONGUE, IS IT ALLOWED?
* shane feels himself up....again..
* fraNk_srt4 grabs Max and kisses him deeply with tongue
[Max] I'm gonna be sick!lol
[shane] LOL
[Max] Kids,i've got to go and say my prayers now!keep up the good work!hehehehhe
* shane smears honey all over max....and paddles him hard...
[shane] NO ESCAPE FOR YOU MAX!
[Max] Are any of ye priests by any chance?hehehehehe!"touch me father for i have
sinned!"
[Max] I can hear a voice in the distance,its saying "run forrest,run!"
[Max] See ya!(perverts!lol!)
*** Max (193.95.188) has left location Forest
[shane] lol....that would be gump....long since captured..
[fraNk_srt4] ah, yes *smokes a cigarette
[fraNk_srt4] max was MAXimum satisfaction, indeed!

5/18/03 40plus

[ksmooth] any ladies wanna chat with a soldier in iraq and make him have a good night
[rugbug] oh my....
[lynn] geeez
[COLONIAL] did'nt know the electricity had been restored in Bagdhad !
[Squire] is currently on assignment, deep-cover, in chechnya....will share hair-raising
details with friendly female soul....
[phantasia] p ksmooth you are not in Iraq...go peddle your BS somewhere else
[Minion] peddle bs? HE RIDES A POOPCYCLE?

5/18/03 Trivia

[Trivia] 385. Sports: On March 4, 2001, Minion defeated CyberThug and SlimShady in the
CyberMyst game to record what this all time high score?
[Minion] hahahah LMFAO
[Minion] 40 million
[Trivia] Cadet Minion got the answer: 40 million in 20.047 seconds. Score: 10 Current
Rank: 31st
[Trivia] Minion has moved up in rank. Your Current Rank now is: 23rd
[therese] sports.. hah *L*

5/21/03 Hot_Tub

[IlayLeiab4solo] so long losers i'm off to make some real buck
[fraNk] have a great day you dyslexic dyke

5/25/03 Hot_Tub

[Pebbles] MAGIC IS WRITTEN MAGIC IF YOU WANT TO BE A WRITTING SMART
ASS
[Magick] actually Magick is a word used in the wiccan culture, you unilliterated retard.
[Pebbles] you sound like a wiccan
[Magick] Pebbels, did they let your special ed class have a trip to the internet computers in
your library today?
[Magick] Pebbles, rather.
[Pebbles] FUCK OFF!!!!
[fraNk] heh heh, I have to call you on that one
[fraNk] you can't really mispell a slam that involves special ed *LOL*
[Magick] well so far ive seen you use that word like 11 times, we've established that you
can cuss, how about constructing an intuitive sentence now.
[fraNk] FUCK, THAT FUCKING FUCK FUCKED UP MY FUCKER!!
[Pebbles] PATHETIC FUCKING LOSERS!!!!
*** Signoff Pebbles (198.164.250).
[StealingBabies] *L* Pebbles is MAD.
[fraNk] that was still not a sentence though, she was missing a verb, and I think a predicate
[TornadoPhreak] When did this happened? Never ...people still need not to harrass people
[StealingBabies] WHEN DID THIS HAPPENED?
[Magick] well then they need not come to hot tub
[TornadoPhreak] And you need to leave the Hot Tub with the fucking attitude like that
[Magick] *L* TornadoPhreak leave your level 4 power trip in your underwear drawer at
home dont bring it here.
[fraNk] i am wearing very powerful underwear
[fraNk] smelling that is
[fraNk] I haven't taken them off for like 5 months
[TornadoPhreak] Fuck you, you need to quit harrassing Pebbles Magick
[StealingBabies] Pebbles is GONE
[StealingBabies] how is he harassing her? *L*
[fraNk] who's Pebbles Magick?
[fraNk] that's a wierd name
[StealingBabies] Pebbles Magick is my native name.
[fraNk] is Pebbles your kid Magick, having your last name I mean?
[Magick] i was like holy shit its the alamak swat team in my buffer, i got nervous
[Magick] then i started sweating
[fraNk] once I had the Alamak Sweat Team in my buffer, it was Earl1 and ZMASTER
[fraNk] I won't repeat what they were doing, rules or no rules, that is just too much
[Magick] lol frank

6/01/03 Hot_Tub


[2_HOT_PA_GUYS] ohh baby ohh im sucking his cock so hard for u
[Sean] aaaaaaahahahaha
[TotallyT] TMI...2_HOT_PA_GUYS!!!!
[Yowza] 2 hot Pa Guys are very confused
[2_HOT_PA_GUYS] ohh im deepthroating his cock for u
*** NaughtyCock (64.12.97) has left location Hot_Tub
[Yowza] and naughtycock leaves before 2 hot PA guys put him in their mouths
[diabla] Bad rooster.
[kiNgfraNk] *LOL* yowza haha
[southerngirl] any hot guys wanna trade pics
[kiNgfraNk] NO
[kiNgfraNk] not unless those pictures are of your boat and truck, then yes
[2_HOT_PA_GUYS] ohh god baby his cock is deep in my throat. ohh where should he
shoot his load
[kiNgfraNk] well, that is very disturbing
[hotLayD] ooooo baby feels so good to me right now mmmm go deeper baby deeper
[kiNgfraNk] my my my
[kiNgfraNk] those two are having more fun than two chatters should, where are the
Alamak Fun Police when we need them???
[lleN] Hahah.
[diabla] Whose cock is in whose throat? Please tell me there's a chick involved in this
story.
[kiNgfraNk] I think the chick has the penis actually

6/02/03 Hot_Tub

*the following selection is rated NC-17, yah, as though you won’t read it?*

[9inch_burrito] hello there housewife
[Novelty] Jesus...this place is full of pervos.
[housewife] *extends hand* hello 9 inch....im housewife...nice to meet you
[Novelty] I don't know if you want to be shakin' that hand, housewife.
[9inch_burrito] i wanna be all over your body
[ALLSaPOPIN] All over her body? What do you have cum by the gallon, 9inch?
[Ieatout] Housewife..ewwww..your hand has his cum all over it
[hector] i have cum by the gallon.
[housewife] good LORD hector.
[gretel] fuck you Hector
[hector] yes pls, gretel.
[Ieatout] You can spread cum pretty much all over...
[housewife] THIS ROOM IS WILD
[gretel] fuck your ass housewife
[gretel] with sandpaper
[housewife] why
[gretel] i love cum
[9inch_burrito] i've been known to drown bitches when i blow a load
[gretel] once I sucked off the entire boys cross country team on the way to a meet, it was all
over in my hair and on my uniform, my coach was really angry
[gretel] because I didn't suck him off
[Ieatout] why didn't you suck him too?
[gretel] so then I did
[housewife] ROTFLMAO
[lucifersflower] okay... this has... become disturbing...
[9inch_burrito] gretel ur full of shit...not cum u dumb bitch
[gretel] and he blew it in my eyes and laughed
[gretel] so I bit his balls really hard
[gretel] and he started screaming
[loveoverthis] *L* oh man
[gretel] next thing you know some of the runner's fathers came on the bus
[gretel] and woah, they did come, all over me, I sucked them ALL off
* Ieatout mental note....do NOT let gretel suck you off
[hector] haha
[9inch_burrito] gretel i want to drown u in a load u whore
[gretel] I hope you would, 2inch_burrito
[hector] gretel has a lovely smile.
[9inch_burrito] 9inch u dumb fuck can't u read
[Ieatout] Actually she is a slut not a whore
[loveoverthis] indeed. sluts do it for free.
[9inch_burrito] i would expand ur colon with this cock
[housewife] that would rather hurt
[9inch_burrito] yes it would hurt but the chicks love it
[housewife] i think gretel is the one with cum on her hand ieatout
[pretty_flower] 20 year old female here . . . any guys care to chat?
[Ieatout] Now that gretel has filled up her buffer with horny guys (and a few girls) for the
evening..she is not speaking on the main..nice job..
[9inch_burrito] i wouldn't mind turning that pretty flower into a flower being pollenated
* Ieatout PRETTYFLOWER
[Ieatout] I am the man who DEPRETTYFLOWERED her
[gretel] I sometimes make a nice juicy hamburger
[gretel] and I'll put cum on it for flavoring, semen is salty and yummy
[gretel] my boyfriend's parents commented on how delicious my hamburgers were
[gretel] his dad wanted to know what was in them
[gretel] I of course kept that a secret
[housewife] why gretel......why
[gretel] but I was totally turned on watching my boyfriend's dad eat his son's gravy
[diabla] Yum.
[ALLSaPOPIN] Is that called a McSemen, Gretel?
[9inch_burrito] do u like eating assholes gretel
[9inch_burrito] coz if u do and u like eating cum i'll cum in ur mums ass and u can eat her
out
[Ieatout] Secret ingredient??? Gretel shit..
[gretel] later on that night while his dad was sleeping, yep, I gave him a nice hand job and
ate his load
[gretel] he woke up and was really pissed
[gretel] so much so in fact that he bent me over the couch and took me from behind
[Ieatout] I take it back...gretel must be professional...whore
[Jeni] that's nasty.
[gretel] right in my tight butt
[housewife] what a way to wrap up an evening
[Ieatout] Tight like a hotdog being thrown down a hallway
[mellon] gretel stop talking about me
[gretel] of course, his dad is all drunk and tries to pretend he thought it was his wife, hahaha
[Ieatout] What are the chances that gretels boyfriend doesn't end up in bed with his dad
[gretel] so his wife comes in and faints when she sees her husbands big healthy dong right
up my dainty nubine butt
[Gremlin] LMAO
[ALLSaPOPIN] Dainty nubine butt? That's it!! This story ain't true!!!! *LMAO*
[Ieatout] What she meant to say was...BIG GIANT ROSIE SIZED ASS
[9inch_burrito] in the arse or cunt gretel
[gretel] what, can't you read, you short stupid mexican? IN MY BUTT
[9inch_burrito] i'll fuck your eyes out till you cant read
[Beloved] 9inch_burrito, you're gross.
[gretel] no kidding, 9inchburrito IS gross, sicko
[9inch_burrito] sorry gretel...all ur talk about swallowing seamen was turning me on....and
ass fucking i luv that...i wanted to decimate ur rectum
[gretel] so anyways, I start giving his dad head and he spunks on my boobs and stuff, and I
went into the bedroom and fell asleep
[gretel] the last thing I remember was he and his dad fighting in the living room
[Ieatout] fighting=fucking
[Beloved] oh hush, Ieatout.
[gretel] I woke up at like 5 am and someone was licking the crusty dried sperm from my
nipples
[gretel] I was REALLY pissed off
[gretel] I was saving that for later, a flavor savor
[Sweething] if gretal says "taste like shit" she knows exactly what she means
[gretel] it was my boyfriend, that bastard
[9inch_burrito] ur filthy gretel
[gretel] I broke up with him of course, no one who steals the dried semen from my breasts
can be my boyfriend
[9inch_burrito] ur boyfriend is a fucking devious cunt
[ZMASTER] WHATEVER
[gretel] his dad looks a lot like ZMASTER, only about half as big, I'd say around 300 lbs?
[Ieatout] No guy is going to lick sperm...story is bullshit
[9inch_burrito] fuck it was obvious gretel was spilling shit when she got in here

6/02/03 Hot_Tub

[JihadWarrior] hi America, i can tolerate ur decadent moral values no longer. Thru a
manipulated media, u spread ur fucked,decayed and souless ideas around, corrupting minds and souls,
eating away what little humanity left in us. Juz like cancer. U re the cancer, America. A pity that
victims infected by u are beyond cure in which the only cure is a slug to the head. U re the cancer
America, and i'm the Chemo. Time to get some. Time to die
[Ieatout] Jihad Warrior.....please ...do it now...just so I will be dead and not have to listen to
you
[curt] Hey Jihad...fuck off
[JihadWarrior] America pigs, u'll soon be floating in mushroom cloud, anything to say b4
u die?
[Ieatout] JihadWarrior...push the damn button already...you talk too much...more action