5/11/00 Forest
[largeNincharge] are there any committee operators on right now?
[belldandy] I dunno furter *shrugs*
[largeNincharge] I figured maybe I would try shmoozing one more time, I haven't tried yet
[sixsixseven] try shmoozing one more time but you havent tried it yet?
[Christina] I know how to smooze I will show you.. Oh Laud darling kissies how was youday.
mmmwah.
[Laud] Don't shmooze me.. It creeps me out.
[Mr_Wakko] and how does one shmooze fraNk??
[largeNincharge] well, if you want to shmooze me, you have to have a lovely set of..wait, am I
reading what you said correctly?
[Typhon] I wonder where the term "shmoozing" was created and why.
5/11/00 Forest
[Laud] OOh.. Lookit that rowdy chick..
[largeNincharge] Laud, I commend thee on thy usage of caps
[Laud] Yes.. I do have a fine mastery of the shift button, don't I?
[sixsixseven] Watch THIS!
[Laud] Just LOOK at that mastery of the shift key!
5/11/00 Forest
*** iamgreen (216.209.168) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[Laud] YOu are not green.
[iamgreen] How do you know i'm not???
[Laud] Cause you don't look it.
5/11/00 Forest
[sixsixseven] you teach me and ill teach you pooookemon
*** largeNincharge is now known as fraNkachu.
* fraNkachu , I choose you!!!
[belldandy] eeeeew pokemon =P
[sixsixsevenee] six.. sixsevenee
[fraNkachu] FRANKACHUUUUUUUUUUU *blasts electrical current at everyone for no apparent
reason
[sixsixsevenee] SIXSIXSEVENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *urinates on fraNkachu*
* fraNkachu kills the next person to post more than one post in a row!!!
FRANKACHUUUUUUUUUU
* Mr_Wakko is wearing all rubber* ha HA deal w/ that fraNk *smirks*
* fraNkachu sits in a puddle of urine *fraNkachuuuu?*
[Laud] Gah!! God damned little rodent! *shuffles around on shag carpeting and zaps fraNkachu
back*
[sadim] hello fucKachu
[fraNkachu] sadim, you evil grotesque one nutted dainty nubin bastard!!
[sadim] whatever fucKachu you goat roping lizard of a turd carrying geek
5/11/00 Forest
[Mysteria] DO AS I SAY OR DIE!!!
* Laud dies*
5/11/00 Forest
[Afridity] blah
[Afridity] blahblah
[Afridity] blahblahblah so put that in your pipe and smoke it
*** sixsixsevenee is now known as blahblah.
[blahblah] blah.. blah blah blah blaaaah
[blahblah] blah! bLah blah BLAH!
[blahblah] BLAH! BLAH BLAH BlaH!
*** blahblah is now known as CaptainKickAss.
*** Countess_Luna is now known as SUPERTRAMP.
[CaptainKickAss] ARGH!! THE ARCH NEMISIS!
[SUPERTRAMP] HAR HAR HAR!
[CaptainKickAss] SUPER TRAMP!.. MUST! FLEX! HOMOEROTICALLY! *flexes*
[SUPERTRAMP] *licks her flavoured condoms and circles CaptainKICkASS
[SUPERTRAMP] So we meet again...
[CaptainKickAss] ARGH!!! SLUTTINESS OVERPOWERING! MUST RETAIN FAITH IN
BULGING MUSCLES
[CaptainKickAss] fraNkachu! ASSUME YOUR SECRET IDENTITY YOU FOOL! help me
[Sandman_] Hey Frank
[Sandman_] what’s the topic?
[sadim] fraNk has a dainty set of clubs, that is the topic of the day
[Laud] We were just discussing you actually..
[Snipe] nipples, sandy, its always nipples and bickering
[fraNkachu] today it's pokemon *FRANKACHUUUUUUUUUU* shocks Sandman till his nuts swell
up to the size of beach balls
[Sandman_] they already are that big Frank
[fraNkachu] WOW!!! can I look at them?
[Sandman_] Frank you could if I still had the pic of them
[SUPERTRAMP] *fondles the Captain*
* fraNkachu shocks SUPERTRAMP right in the hairy anus
[CaptainKickAss] *SPITS ON SUPERTRAMP AND BACKS AWAY TO FLEX IN A
MASCULINE MANNER*
*** Snipe is now known as SergeatSoreAss.
[CaptainKickAss] SERGEANT SORE ASS!! MY COMRADE!
[midas] holly shittels...this play keeps growing..
[SUPERTRAMP] *sprays the Captain with spermicide*
[SergeatSoreAss] gar- har - har, Capitano!
[CaptainKickAss] hah! i will just pee on you then *pees on supertramp*
[SUPERTRAMP] *lol* You're pee is quite EROTIC!!! *slurps*
[CaptainKickAss] GRAG! MY POWERS ARE NOT WORKING! MUST BACK AWAY AND
FLEX MORE! TO REGAIN STRENGHT!
5/11/00 Forest
[tuuli] god you're annoying
[Sandman_] Yes tuuli God is aggravating or would be if he existed
5/11/00 Forest
[jeff] DOESNT PAY BILLS...MOVES EVERY TWO WEEKS :)
[Ruby] I need to clean the kitchen.
[jeff] NAH WHY CLEAN THE KITCHEN LET THE LOCAL GOATS DO IT
[jeff] LIKES WHEN THE POLICE DONT STRIP SEARCH ME ON THE HIGHWAY :)
[GreasyHector] I LOVE it when a female cop pulls me over and checks my weapon
* Alandra jeff i take it that you are often stripped searched on the highway???lol
[jeff] ALANDRA..YES I AM...BY COPS SOMETIMES TOO :) LOL
[jeff] NO JUDGE I PROTEST..THAT POT WAS FOR MY CAT...HE HAS MEOWING
DESEASE
[GreasyHector] Your honor, jeff is my client, and as we have known for years, his secret
obsession with Ruby has led him down such disturbing paths as drug use, voyerism, and beastiality, so it is
only understandable that he would buy weed for his feline friend
[jeff] I OBJECT JUDGE THAT WASNT MY ASS IN THAT PICTURE WITH THE GOAT...NO
COMMENT ON THE REST THOUGH
[GreasyHector] Your honor, this reminds me of the time I was driving across america and saw
Ruby mowing her lawn in a teddy
[Ruby] Hector is lying... I mow the lawn wrapped in scotch tape
[jeff] RUBY WELL JUST AS LONG AS YOU MOW IT...JUNGLES DOWN THERE ARENT
ATTRACTIVE :)
[Chloe] ruby can't mow a lawn
[Chloe] she'd cut her own hand off
* Ruby thinks someone is treading on thin ice*
[GreasyHector] Chloe, get off the lake, the ice won't be thick yet for another *looks at the
calender*6 months
[jeff] YA YOU WOULD THINK WE GOT COLOR SINCE THE 60'S HELL BACK THEN YOU
THOUGHT THE ONLY COLORS WERE BLACK AND WHITE WITH ALL THE SIGNS SAYING
WHITES ONLY...I NEVER SAW A SIGN THAT SAID PURPLE ONLY :)
[GreasyHector] Well, I don't know if we've come very far even today jeff, I would like to kill Barney
the purple Dinosaur, with Rogue's help of course
[jeff] OH IT WONT BE LONG BEFORE BARNEY IS FOUND IN A CINEMA LIKE PEE WEE
HERMAN WAS :)
[RogueMage] I object! Why waste the courts time killing barney when we can waste the courts time
by killy tinky winky the teletubby!
[GreasyHector] Nooooooo, I like tubbycustard!!
[jeff] YOU ALMOST FORGOT THE GIRL THAT SITS ON THE BIG COUCH...
[GreasyHector] Oh yah, she's quite the freak too, and I also forgot about that tugboat, we have to
sink that subservient bastard!!
[jeff] YOU KNOW I FOR ONCE WOULD LIKE TO SEE MR ROGERS NEIGHBORHOOD
BURNING WHEN THEY GO INTO THE MODEL TOWN
[GreasyHector] that would be great, or see the trolly go careening off the tracks and smash into the
fish aquariam in a disaster of biblical proportion
[jeff] EVEN BIG BIRD FALLING IN A POTHOLE ON SESAME STREET WOULD BE NICE
TO SEE
[GreasyHector] I would like to see snuffaluffagus finally brought up on charges for what he did to
Elmo that one night
[jeff] I THINK THEY NEED A GAY PLANET OF THE APES MOVIE WITH CHARLTON
HESTON AGAIN :)
[GreasyHector] and by gay I am certain that jeff means happy primates
[Alcestis] Everyone needs a happy primate in their life.
[jeff] YA ITS BETTER IF YOU HAVE A BIG APE TO GO HOME TO AT NIGHT...
[GreasyHector] my big ape has a bunch of luggage that he jumps up and down on and tosses around,
I found him on a commercial
[jeff] I FOUND AN APE THAT WAS SURFING LIKE ON LANCELOT LINK SECRET
CHIMP
5/28/00 Forest
[suck_my_cock] yes *pets it* its a very nice cock
[fraNk] heh, I think cock is screwed *L*
*** Ban suck_my_cock by Roxanne (nick).
[fraNk] I'm jealous *LMAO*
5/28/00 Forest heh heh, operator convention?
Alienated #142.177.203# Forest
CHER #24.112.148# Forest
ChevyMan #205.130.19# Forest
Carmen #204.244.163# Forest
DarkSilence #24.67.27# Forest
Denial #195.121.6# Forest
FeedBack #194.134.210# Forest
Laurana #216.80.219# Forest
Magik #203.134.60# Forest
Method #207.236.51# Forest
Orakle #64.40.72# Forest
Orienz #129.125.103# Forest
PharosDaughter #209.5.212# Forest
Roxanne #206.192.160# Forest
Skemono 207.224.33 Forest Skemono
Thierry 129.11.159 Forest
bethany #203.58.57# Forest
Minion #209.50.5# Forest
jonny 137.204.148 Forest
snowgirl #212.151.124# Forest
rugbug #209.52.215# Forest
sweet_emotion #209.126.116# Forest
5/28/00 Forest
[fraNk] I'm always talking to you Charity, even in my sleep, but until today, you didn't know *L*
[Charity] oh fraNk, so that voice i hear in my head telling me set my dog on fire is you?
[fraNk] No, that voice is actually the Devil, we are on some sort of share time in your head heh heh,
I'm the one that told you to run naked past the white house
[Charity] Oh, that was you? Well fraNk, next time you do that, try to make sure there isn't a
demonstration going on... Way too many people offered me modeling contracts after that exhibition
5/28/00 Forest
Charity #208.134.202# Forest heres a $1, pay your mom for her service
PharosDaughter #209.5.212# Forest
fraNk 209.50.5 Forest I'm broke, your mom took my last penny
jonny 137.204.148 Forest
5/28/00 Forest
[fraNk] I used to tell my teachers to "use the Force" to grade my papers, because my handwriting
was pathetic. That particular line never seemed to work, except when accompanied with cash and fine liquor
[disappear] The names are rather ridiculous now that you think about it, but it's a classic. You can't go
wrong
[fraNk] some movies that tried to copy the success of star wars went horribly wrong, I give
you...DUNE *L*
[disappear] DUNE was great if you needed to vomit in a hurry.
[fraNk] I should have watched DUNE more at school, would have gotten me out of a few tests and
left my liquor cabinet a little more full, ahhh, Elementary School, those drunken nights were so much easier
than the stress of adulthood
5/28/00 Forest
* Charity gets off the phone* you called for help fraNk?
[fraNk] Yes, Charity, it would appear I need to use the bathroom and need some help with the heavy
lifting
5/28/00 Forest
[fraNk] I'm still a comm op in cybermyst, I'm level 500, exactly *L* isn't that comm? that is higher
than Alamak, he has only 15 hp, level one *L*
[dogpoop] Yeha but he has that "Sword of Instant Kill kNarf", though
5/28/00 Forest
[SilverBlue] I phoned a guy for a job yesterday and he was like ready to hire me until I mentioned
school...and then he asked how old I was. And then. The brushoff.
[fraNk] hmm, I would hire SilverBlue
[SilverBlue] Really fraNk, for WHAT? *L*
[fraNk] Says here on your resume that you have a trim waist and supple thighs, that is a plus
*L*
5/28/00 Forest
[Mysteria] *kix frank* you dipstick
[largeNincharge] that is dipshit, mysteria, not dipstick, don't discount my stupidity damn you!!
[Mysteria] i shall discount all i want dammit!
[largeNincharge] grr, damn you, you are rolling back my stupidity like the smiley yellow bastard at
Walmart
[Mysteria] you ARE THAT SMILY BASTARD FACE AT WALMART!
[largeNincharge] no, that is not me, you know damn well the smiley yellow bastard at Walmart is
Pez
[Mysteria] he's SO hot.. and he has only THE most perfect teeth ever
[SilverBlue] His eyes...oooo...he has such cool eyes
[largeNincharge] who, the smiley yellow bastard? *L*