10/15/02 Think_Cafe

[Cinnaminion] Someone should make me some fucking coffee.
[Mike_] wow, swearing
[Mike_] impressive
[Cinnaminion] I can say all the baddest words *nods*
[Cinnaminion] You can too!
[Cinnaminion] What's amazing is my level of self-control.
[Mike_] ****y
[Mike_] hmm how?
[Cinnaminion] You have to be sly, grasshopper.
[Mike_] omg i think i just fucked my father again.
[Cinnaminion] You dirty slut, Mike_!
[Mike_] lmfao

10/16/02 Teens16_19

*** Sexymale (24.247.216) Teens16_19 / Welcome!!!
[CobaltBlue] SEXYENVELOPEWITHLETTERINIT!!! HI

10/17/02 Think_Cafe

[Carly] I’m watching Oprah
[Tarzan] Carly, Oprah good!
[pdx33f] as primitive as Tarzan may seem, i'd think you all must agree it is mighty
hospitable of him to type out symbols indicating his rudimentary, yet highly communicative bodily
slaps and semi-voluntary movements
[Tarzan] Tarzan no slap, just swing.
[pdx33f] although u gotta hand it to a guy who can become a worldwide pop-culture media
celebrity when his best friend is a chimp
[Tarzan] pdx33f, Me like Jane. Jane friend. Me sometimes like Cheetah. Me no like Boy.
[Tarzan] Tarzan think "tit" rhymes with "fit."
[pdx33f] Tarzan: although i'd hoped u wouldn't go into your 'liking' habits ... im happy to
know its going well for you ... coming from a man whose parents are apes, i must say u are quite
articulate and computer literate
[Tarzan] pdx, we all come from ape. Tarzan know.
[fraNk] I agree with Tarzan, I myself sucked from the nipple of a baboon
[JuSTmE] how did I buy you, pdx? into talking to me??
[pdx33f] no ... u see .. ppl buy friends in the sense that ... u choose to call a 'stranger'
anyone who doesn't "do" something for you
[JuSTmE] but yet, are you buying them, or are you selling yourself?
[Tarzan] Tarzan have friend because friend make Tarzan feel good!
[Tarzan] Me like buy joy, but Joy no like.
[JuSTmE] English IS NOT my first language
[Tarzan] JuSTmE, Tarzan speak English first.
[fraNk] Tarzan, I like bananas
[Tarzan] frank, no, time flies like arrow, fuit flys like bananas.
*** sadgirl (205.188.209) Think_Cafe / sadgirl puts down some books, gets a
coffee, and joins the discussion.
[sadgirl] hello everyone
[fraNk] sadgirl, you should hug Tarzan
[sadgirl] *hugs Tarzan*
[Tarzan] sadgirl make loincloth tight.
[sadgirl] huh how
[Tarzan] Tarzan make symbol.
[sadgirl] i dont understand
[Tarzan] Sadgirl, give hug. Loincloth go tight.
[fraNk] Tarzan, sadgirl needs a 'hands on' approach to friendship, show her
[Tarzan] Sadgirl, come with Tarzan.
*** Signoff sadgirl (205.188.209).
[pdx33f] to make a friend is easy if you are rich ... but if you are poor (generally speaking)
human interaction patterns will generally mold you into a 'stranger' (at best) or an 'enemy' (at worst,
because ppl will always avoid u because they expect you to 'want something' from them) ... thus there
is three labels that we apply to other humans 'friend' 'stranger' 'enemy' ... quite arbitrarily, but all based
on the game of poverty and wealth
[Tarzan] pdx have lid screwed on too tight.
[pdx33f] Consider how many people would jump at the chance to sleep with some famous
and sexy celebrity ... (someone they have never met, and have no personal basis to call that person a
friend) ... yet the 'stranger' on the street we treat totally differently ... why? ... because 'fame' is a form
of money ... a complete stranger can walk into your house and get special attention simply because his
pockets are deep with the 'money' of fame
[fraNk] not me, I'm like Tarzan, if I see a hot chick on the street, I'm going to drop my
loincloth and go at it
[Tarzan] fraNk, chick no have money!
[fraNk] so what, I'd still do her Tarzan, what if the girl has perky boobs and a cute ass?
[Tarzan] Tarzan like fraNk.
[JuSTmE] whatEVER everyone here is too opnionated!!
[Tarzan] JuSTmE, Tarzan no opinion.
[pdx33f] why does anyone ask for money? ... cause they want a tool that will help them to
get others treat them nice instead of mean
[fraNk] I could care less if someone treats me nice, I use money to take care of bills, to buy
food, to pay the rent, to pay child support, make payments on my porche, and my alimony checks.
[pdx33f] [fraNk] yes ... of course, and i bet if you could charm your divorced wife into
submitting to your every whim, live rent-free anywhere you chose, talk the repo man out of taking your
porche away and give you free repairs for life, just cause he liked you ... then u'd find other uses for
that money
[fraNk] not really pdx, because actually I've never been married, I have no kids, I don't pay
rent, and I have no car payments, I TRICKED YOU!!! *DING DING* I WIN
*** The_Sniper (137.197.85) Think_Cafe / The_Sniper puts down some books,
gets a coffee, and joins the discussion.
* The_Sniper enters the room and shoots pcx33f in the head, then drives off quickly in a
white van
*** The_Sniper (137.197.85) has left location Think_Cafe
* pdx33f slumps over dead

10/17/02 Forest

*** jonny (68.106.91) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as jonny enters the
clearing between the trees.
[jonny] i'm on my feet, i'm on the floor, i'm good to go
[jonny] well all i need is just to hear a song i know
[fraNk] HI JONNY
[jonny] but alas this is not the genuine jonny
[fraNk] *** jonny is actually omfotfgtg id= ip=68.106.91 rank=0
[fraNk] I should have known, that is zimbabwen

10/17/02 Forest

* Electra rubs TaiShar the right way*
[TaiShar] *spits*
* Electra then rubs him the wrong way just to mix things up a bit
[TaiShar] *static*
[Electra] static happens
[fith] spits?
[fith] you people do weird things.
[TaiShar] ever rub a cat the wrong way?
[TaiShar] they spit at you.
[TaiShar] i think
[fith] I always rub pussy the right way.
[TaiShar] well thats just you, though.
[TaiShar] she rubbed pussy the right way.
[TaiShar] then she rubbed it the wrong way, though.
[TaiShar] so it spat at her.
[jonny] my penis does that if i rub it the RIGHT way
[fith] Sounds like a personal problem
[jonny] problem?
[fith] not you
[TaiShar] pussy spitting isnt ALWAYS a bad thing.
[fith] well
[TaiShar] you, yes.
[fith] hmm

10/21/02 Hot_Tub

[Mr_Mad] What's with the pursed lips?
[Gravity] It's my "guilt-ridden and glaring" look.
[AmazonWoman] It makes me wanna kiss her, Peter..*grins*
[Gravity] WHAT NOW? Oh no. That's not allowed. *bats her eyelashes* Peter might
hurt me.
[Mr_Mad] Ah. *drums his fingers on the desk and daydreams*
[Gravity] *laughs* Or not.
[Gravity] That....I should have seen coming.
[Manfred] you're bisexual, Patti?
[AmazonWoman] Yes I am Alan
[fraNk] YOU ARE ALAN???
[fraNk] WOAH!! *gasps in shock* YOU HAD ME FOOLED!!!
* Mr_Mad dies laughing*
[fraNk] I kissed a baboon once
[fraNk] it was for a fund raiser
[fraNk] unfortunately security at the zoo was inadequate for what happened next
[fraNk] thankfully, the hospital ruled out surgery, saying that the bruises to my orifice
would go away in a couple weeks
[Manfred] *L*
[Manfred] who in the hell has been feeding en valium?

10/21/02 Hot_Tub

* AmazonWoman drop kicks her tv*
[fraNk] TV FIGHTS BACK, headbutts amazon woman and strangles her with the cord!!!
[fraNk] OH THE HORROR!!!
[Manfred] AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

10/30/02 Forest

[RobotCat] Wow. Chatty bunch.
[fraNk] always we are!!!
*** Kyla (198.104.69) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Kyla enters the
clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] Kyla?? WTF DO YOU WANT?
[Kyla] To chat
[fraNk] yah why did I know you were going to say that
[Kyla] What is you problem fraNk?
[fraNk] whooping cough I think, why do you ask?
[RobotCat] fraNk's problems are too numerous to be addressed in this forum.
[Kyla] You're acting a bit rude frank
[fraNk] only a bit? geesh, I'm such an underachiever
[fraNk] I'm sorry, I'll try harder *S*

10/30/02 Forest

*** Eeyoree (156.34.83) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Eeyoree enters
the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] hiya Eeyoree
* Eeyoree hiya fraNk
[RobotCat] This enchanting conversation is too much for me.
* Eeyoree LOL@RobotCat!
[fraNk] I can only imagine
* Eeyoree was last when he got here, But thanks for noticing me...
[fraNk] I didn't notice you eeyoree, I was pretending
* Eeyoree I know fraNk just seeing if you were paying attention.
[fraNk] huh?
[fraNk] I never do *L*
* Eeyoree oh no, not another me *LOL*
* fraNk suddenly farts loudly and triumphantly!!! BRRRR BRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
* Eeyoree where is everyone?
[fraNk] probably got blown away

10/30/02 Teens16_19

*** KICK WARNING User MeaningfulName warned by Carmen 262 ( )
(language...STOP that )
*** KICK WARNING User ZMASTER warned by Carmen 272 ( ) ( you too...watch the
language )
* fraNk gets out pom poms and cheers!!!
[fraNk] GIMME A C
[fraNk] GIMME AN A
[fraNk] GIMME AN R
[fraNk] WHAT'S THAT SPELL??? VERTICAL FLOOD LIMIT!!!!
[nooya] hahaha.

11/21/02 Forest

[tyga] hey there mike! howzit?
[Mike_] how do you know my name!?!?!?

11/21/02 Maks

*** YourDaddy (139.134.58) Maks / Welcome!!!
[Minion] HI DAD
[Minion] I knew someday my computer illiterate father would find his way here to Alamak
* Minion hugs Daddy

11/21/02 Forest

[Shae] ack, that was fucked...
[bcupboobs_jpg] bahahaha, Shae found out about the censor being gone heheheh
[RogueMage] I already knew about it!
[Shae] actually, it's a habit to say fuck
[bcupboobs_jpg] whatever Shae, you know you added 'say' into that statement
[RogueMage] yeah I hate to fuck what a bad habit
[Shae] oh, whatever
[bcupboobs_jpg] habit fucking *LMAO*
[bcupboobs_jpg] damn habits *L*
[bcupboobs_jpg] however, sex with nuns can get you into divine trouble
[RogueMage] I'm sorry I can't help but hump your leg it's a habit!

11/21/02 Forest

*PhoneFella* (195.92.194) whats your number?
[bcupboobs_jpg] hmm, someone is in my buffer asking for my phone number
[bcupboobs_jpg] welp, hope he enjoys talking to the Wayne Police Department *L*
[towel2_JPG] haha "hi, is that you bcupboobs?"
*** PhoneFella (195.92.194) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as PhoneFella
enters the clearing between the trees.
[bcupboobs_jpg] uh oh, PhoneFella knows the gig is up *LOL*

and another brainiac, considering my nickname was bcupboobs_jpg:

*hotman* (212.138.47)..whats ur bra size honey....?

11/21/02 Forest

* towel2_JPG tries to cntrl alt delete his life
[bcupboobs_jpg] things will get better towel, a hot dip in the wash, some time in the dryer,
you will be as good as new

11/22/02 Teens16_19

[guy] hey guys
[fraNk] hey girl
[morticia] my boyfriend lives in make-believe land.
[morticia] make-believe boyfriends don't argue.
[fraNk] my hand argues with me sometimes
[fraNk] but that's a make believe girlfriend
[morticia] haha.

11/22/02 Teens16_19

[fraNk] I like Seinfeld myself
[morticia] Seinfeld's on quite often too.
[pinkrockstar] i can't stand Seinfeld anymore.
[fraNk] no, I mean I really like him, as in, bend Seinfeld over the couch like him *nods*
[fraNk] I think it's that curly hair or something, or those big teeth
[pinkrockstar] haha.
[tuna] ya good one homo
[StellaBlue] Seinfeld is on all the time here too
[BOZZ] tuna r u m or female
[fraNk] thank you tuna, you smell like BoZZ's mom

11/23/02 TharsisGate

[Gossip] Robot: Slash the turkey slayer - Thanksgiving slave.
[Gossip] Slash: nonono slash the deerslayer
[Gossip] Robot: deer porn.
[Gossip] Minion: I HATE DEER
[Gossip] Minion: I don't know about porn but they love to try and mate
with my car when it's moving along at 55 mile an hour
[Gossip] Minion: 3 times in 2 years
[Gossip] Slash: i was going to goto work this morning, bout 6:30 im on
my way in, not 2 miles from home 4 deer ran out in front of me...
[Gossip] Robot: you'll love deer porn tho, it's different from what it
looks like.
[Gossip] Slash: i slammed on my brakes and squealed to a stop but the
woman in a car going the other way nailed one, fur all over the place...
[Gossip] Minion: I'll bet she was hysterical
[Gossip] Slash: not really
[Gossip] Minion: especially when she realized it was a trick deer like
to pull
[Gossip] Minion: to get unsuspecting innocent women out of thier cars
and drag them away for more deer porn
[Gossip] Cuddles moans softly.