03/15/02 Teens16_19
[Kristi] i saw Jurrasic park 3..and i was like "uhhh...fauking idiots..they run FROM the thing
and they still get eaten..why dont they run toward it.. i t would save them more time" and my dad got
mad at me
03/21/02 Forest
[zeP] There's no sex appeal.
[zeP] I have base, lowest common denominator tastes.
[fraNk] no no no zeP
[zeP] I am crude and uncultured.
[fraNk] the lowest level of the Hierarchy of Needs is Food Water and Sleep, you are into
sex, even if it's self sex, that is the second level of needs, that's one hell of an achievment!!!
[zeP] Yay4Pez!!!!!
[zeP] I am hungry.
[zeP] FOOD.
[zeP] FOOOOOOOOOOOD.
[fraNk] here, have a mcfraNk sausage biscuit with nuts
[zeP] Ugh.
[zeP] A girl just came up and asked what I was looking at.
[zeP] I pointed to the screen and said, "a computer".
[zeP] And she kept asking why I was laughing.
[fraNk] Jesusie pointed at hers and said "a customer"
[fraNk] I pointed at mine and said "one handed entertainment fun"
* Jesusie points at fraNk and laughs
[zeP] And it seems to me she has no idea what the concept of PRIVACY is, because she
kept staring at the screen. She finally realized I was chatting.
[Pulley] Are you at a library?
[zeP] No, some girl broke into my home and asked what I was doing.
03/21/02 Forest
*** Elven_SwordMan (205.200.48) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
Elven_SwordMan enters the clearing between the trees.
[Elven_SwordMan] d/ smells the air and picks up a scent of womens perfume* anyone
wanna chat?
[Gin] Ahahaha. That was a good icebreaker, Elven.
[RadRudyRadish] Elven_SwordMan slices his way to clever chatting!
03/23/02 Forest
[WJ] Minion - I live in the capital city - Rhino's are found in the national parks... along with
most of the other wildlife
[Minion] that would of course mean that if I did live in Africa that I would be forced to live
in a national park
[WJ] Minion - Nice chatting to you, unfortunately i have to go
[WJ] Seee ya
*** WJ (196.20.31) has left location Forest
[Minion] ah, my powers are fading I think *L*
*** ratbag (203.40.128) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as ratbag enters the
clearing between the trees.
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*** MidwesternGal (209.240.222) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
MidwesternGal enters the clearing between the trees.
*** MidwesternGal (209.240.222) has left location Forest
*** toots (142.165.70) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as toots enters the
clearing between the trees.
*** toots (142.165.70) has left location Forest
[Minion] that was 3 ins and 3 outs, the consistency is mind boggling
03/23/02 Forest
* RazorEdge is recovering from a night out with 4 people, one of whom was rich and paid
for everything.
[Minion] I hope that was you
[Minion] I mean the rich person
[RazorEdge] heh, not rich. kid from college. the guy doesn't know when to stop. i almost
had to carry him to my car, and he puked in the restaurant bathroom. Excess is disgusting. I didn't
drink too much, but I smoked a pack. ugh.
[Minion] I didn't do jack shite last night actually
[RazorEdge] well, i bet jack shite is grateful
[Minion] I need more rich friends
[RazorEdge] don't we all.
[RazorEdge] Not only did I have my 4 drinks paid for, as well as my breakfast...I somehow
have 4 dollars more than when I left.
[Minion] where do you find them, is there like a 'rich friends' personals section in the
newspapers. "rich friend looking for lazy procrastinating pennyless people to hang out with and buy
them whatever they want"
[RazorEdge] Nope. Just met him at college.
[RazorEdge] One of those people that actually paid full tuition. *gasps*
[Minion] I paid full tuition
* RazorEdge gasps
[Minion] but it was 75% military so perhaps the Army was my rich friend, encouraging me
to be all that I can be and taking me out in the wilderness one weekend a month to shoot at other
people who are trying to be all they can be
[RazorEdge] interesting
[Minion] I would prefer a rich friend who is also female *narrows down his search
questions at Ask Jeeves*
[RazorEdge] hehe. Yup. Me too.
[RazorEdge] I plan on marrying for love...but money is a definite incentive.
[Minion] I will marry for friendship first, then love, then weight, she must weigh at least
500 lbs
[Minion] okay perhaps that was a statement made in jest, let's ask the judges *they nod
affirmative* okay, jest it was, I lied
03/23/02 Forest
[Carrie] well...damn
[Minion] I didn't know you were still here
[Carrie] I'm not as juicy as some but I'm still here!
[Minion] *LOL* everyone can attain maximum juicyness, it's just a matter of willpower
*** VIRGINBOY (168.28.128) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
VIRGINBOY enters the clearing between the trees.
*** VIRGINBOY (168.28.128) has left location Forest
[Carrie] Virginboy!! and I let him get away...damn juicyness!
[Minion] I bet he was pretty plump *LOL*
[Carrie] just rub it in...
[Minion] are you talking to VIRGINBOY Carrie? telling him how it's done? *LOL*
[Carrie] hey! I was talking about juice! nothing else....*L*
[Minion] I could use some orange juice actually
[Minion] I'm craving it
[Minion] you ever crave something?
[Minion] I do, sometimes I crave something and boy oh boy I just have to have it
[Carrie] yep, right now, an aspirin
[Minion] right now I'm craving a jen love hewitt on rye
[midas] I would take a anna kournikova casserole
[Carrie] on RYE! bleh, I hate that healthy stuff
[Minion] Carrie would rather have a fried Chris Farley served with 4 cheeses in beefy
gravy
03/23/02 Forest
[thundershrew] I hate the IRS. *gets taken down by federal agents for saying that*
[RadRudyRadish] I hate the IOC. *gets taken down by figure skaters*
03/23/02 Forest
*** SexySueSpinach (64.230.122) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
SexySueSpinach enters the clearing between the trees.
[IkeWitt] ohhh spinach *makes quiche*
[Minion] is that Nestle Quiche?
03/23/02 Forest
[RadRudyRadish] I'm watching a cartoon with ducks in leather jackets.
[IkeWitt] what's it called?
[Minion] Bare Breasted Fowl Gone Bad IV
03/23/02 Forest
[Minion] oh how I love twix
[Minion] I am thinking that heaven is 1 billion twix bars and Jesusie
[BrokenInside] I want a kit kat!
[Minion] you know something? I did look at the Big Kit Kat and think about it, but in the
end, the twix showed off a little leg and won me over
[Minion] OH MY GOD?? my twix bar suffered a fractured cookie during the fall in the
candy machine, SHAME!!!
[Minion] now everyone shut up so I can eat
03/23/02 Forest
[RadRudyRadish] I want a coffee.
[RadRudyRadish] How can I be tired after sleeping nearly 10 hours?
[RadRudyRadish] I don't get it.
[Jesusie] maybe you're just a lazy ass, Rudy.
[RadRudyRadish] Probabyl.
[Jesusie] see? too lazy to proofread, too.
[Minion] I think Probabyl is actually medication for people who can't decide things
[BrokenInside] Maybe you have mono
[Minion] perhaps you have stereo?
[RadRudyRadish] I don't think I have mono.
[RadRudyRadish] What are the symptoms?
[Jesusie] you chat uncontrollably... and talk about your cats.
[RadRudyRadish] I do chat uncontrollably. And I do talk about my cats!!!! Horror!
[BrokenInside] Umm..all you do is sleep and you can't sleep enough...sometimes swollen
glands
[Minion] mono? extremely tired all the time, short of energy doing normal tasks, shortness
of breath, tightness of chest, bloody nose, severe diarreah, loss of bowel control altogether, horrible
uncontrollable gas, projectile vomiting, limb unexplainedly falling off, painful erection that won't go
down for weeks sometimes months at a time, paralysis, blindness
[Minion] and that's just the mild stuff
* Jesusie keels over laughing
[RadRudyRadish] That's not mono, fraNk, that's paradise.
[RadRudyRadish] Where are my glands? Do I know if they're swollen?
[Minion] wow, I must have a gland in my pants
[RadRudyRadish] Are they swollen like... to the size of a head?
03/23/02 Forest
* thundershrew waits for something wild and exciting to happen*
* TheMorb does something wild and exciting*
* thundershrew applauds*
* TheMorb takes a bow*
* Jesusie laughs
03/24/02 Forest /who
Meltieee 129.100.154 Forest
Minion ##137.197.85## Forest Flame Broiled And Juicy!!!
Nell 64.230.122 Forest UGH!
fraNk #63.166.57# Forest prosthetic N
03/24/02 Teens16_19
[ThErApY] YUMMY i'm eating a Dole fruit cup
[Minion] you are eating Bob Dole's fruity cup?
[ThErApY] yep
[Minion] hmm, this is a disturbing tid bit of information
03/26/02 Forest
[Kisses_xo] J DOGG YOU DON;T HAVE TO YELL
[CaliKelli] ARE U SURE??!!
[J_dogg] YES
[CaliKelli] did she talk to you???
[Kisses_xo] SHE ALWAYS TALKS TO BRYAN
*** zeP is now known as J_doog.
[J_doog] SARAH ISN'T FINE!
[J_doog] SHE DIED! DIED DIED DIED!
[J_doog] SHE ATE A BOX OF STAIGHT PINS!
[J_doog] SHE DRANK A BOTTLE OF EXLAX!
[CaliKelli] thats not ****ing funny!
*** CaliKelli is magically summoned by Minion to ShadyOakHospital!
*** J_dogg is magically summoned by Minion to ShadyOakHospital!
*** J_doog is magically summoned by Minion to ShadyOakHospital!
*** Kisses_xo is magically summoned by Minion to ShadyOakHospital!
*** J_doog (209.1.121) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as J_doog enters the clearing between the trees.
[J_doog] Damn you!
[Minion] woops, my apologies heh
[OilyOllieOlive] Hahahah
*** J_dogg (142.227.99) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as J_dogg enters
the clearing between the trees.
*** CaliKelli (63.20.235) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as CaliKelli enters
the clearing between the trees.
[Minion] great, I see the security at ShadyOaks is terrible
[J_doog] i know i bribed them with cookies
[Khalane] Bla... fraNk dear, can't you just summon them and then lock the room?
[J_dogg] you ass
[J_doog] i concur with my doppleganger. you = ass.
[Minion] don't call names J_dogg, it's not nice
[J_dogg] and putting me in a mental hospital isn't nice either! geeeez
[OilyOllieOlive] Weird Forest today.
[InSaTiAbLe] IVE BEEN IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL
[OilyOllieOlive] We aren't surprised, Insatiable.
[InSaTiAbLe] GRRRR ON you eff u dont know me mwhahahahah ahhhh it;s behind me
[OilyOllieOlive] I reiterate: No surprise.
[InSaTiAbLe] ahhh hey im VERY sane
[OilyOllieOlive] Whatever you say, InCuRaBle.
[Minion] can we get a lifetime supply of ritlin over here?
[zeP] How about one big pill they can choke to death on?
[InSaTiAbLe] im 15% sane!!
[Minion] I assume your margin of error is + or - 15% also
[InSaTiAbLe] ahhhhh im 75% insane
[Khalane] *is as insane as possible* I'll kill them!!! *listening to the voices in her head*
[InSaTiAbLe] my voices talk to each other* rocks back and forth*
*** Kisses_xo (24.138.71) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Kisses_xo
enters the clearing between the trees.
[Kisses_xo] THATS RIGHT TIME SEEMS TO STOP AMGICALLY WHEN i COME
THRUGH
[zeP] Amgically?
[OilyOllieOlive] Thrugh?
[Kisses_xo] YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS CAUSE THE VOICES IN MY HEAD ONLY
TALK TO ME!!
[Minion] I would like to ask all of you to move along in an orderly fashion and get on the
short bus now, we will drive you all to room Path and you can all have some ice cream, you LOVE ice
cream don't you!!! *nods*
[Khalane] No *Stubborn* I don't want ice cream
[Minion] I swear I'm watching a movie based on a joint effort between Walt Disney and
Steven King
[InSaTiAbLe] ummmm i dont have mood swings....shhh
[J_Dogg] yes hun you do!
[Minion] stay tuned for Walt Disney's version of Steven Kings "Woops I Just Pooped My
Pants In The Forest" brought to you commercial free by Depends Undergarments
[Khalane] *lol@Minion* Which is? *was watching Monsters Inc earlier*
[OilyOllieOlive] He's talking about the Forest, Khalane.
03/27/02 Forest
[RadRudyRadish] After like 1 day in Regina, I knew exactly how to get everywhere.
[Minion] the ugliest girl in our school was named regina, she looked like someone went
back in time to the neopolitan era and brought forth a cave woman
[Minion] wait, I meant neandrathal era
[RadRudyRadish] Neopolitan?!
[RogueMage] neopolitan era?
[Minion] neopolitan era was the wonderful time of tri flavored ice cream
[RogueMage] mmm..ice cream era
[Minion] anyways, Regina had eyebrows that would make Breshnev jealous, and she had a
brother who was basically just as ugly.
[Minion] subtract boobs, add penis, Regina = her brother, Loren
[RadRudyRadish] Did you **** her, fraNk?
[Minion] no I did not, can you imagine the wolverine that hideth betweenst her cottage
cheesy thighs? lordy if her eyebrows were a bushy beaver in thier own right I shudder with the thought
[RadRudyRadish] Bearded clam.
*** annabellee (209.206.161) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as annabellee
enters the clearing between the trees
[Minion] annabellee is here for the neopolitan era convention
[Minion] we shall all talk about ice cream and the cave men who loved it
[annabellee] *L* ice cream.. yes ok.
[Minion] I wonder if while churning ice cream in the cave man era if wooly mammoths
ever attacked the cavemen? the wooly mammoth was notorious for his fondness of tri flavored 2
gallon buckets of ice cream
03/27/02 Forest
*** doormatt (216.234.193) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as doormatt
enters the clearing between the trees.
[doormatt] Hello
[Minion] doormatt?
[doormatt] Microsoft hacked again..http://swiftinfo.sytes.net/
*** doormatt (216.234.193) has left location Forest
[Minion] I love it when people come in and just rattle off inane ludicrous comments. Makes
me always realize one thing, "hey, my medication ran out today, i'm going to go chat!!!"
03/27/02 Forest
*** BrokenInside (24.102.82) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
BrokenInside enters the clearing between the trees.
[Minion] FixedOutside? oh congratulations, a successful spading, a joy to have no uterus
*claps*