02/28/01 Forest

*** FEARRAEF (137.197.85) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
FEARRAEF enters the clearing between the trees.
[Nell] It sucks that I have no friends, too.
[FEARRAEF] YOU WILL ALL SUFFER A PESTICIDE
[JimmyGnomeDX] I'm immune to pesticide. You're a pest.
[Nell] I almost think that's fraNk.
[JimmyGnomeDX] Nah, fraNk has more finesse
[FEARRAEF] YOUR ANUS WILL REVOLVE UPON A LARGE GNARLED
TWISTED TREE FIVE TIMES TILL SUNDOWN
[Nell] *laughs* Lucky them.
[JimmyGnomeDX] Now that sounds like something stryfe would say.
[FEARRAEF] YOUR VAGINA WILL FALL OUT AND BE RUN OVER BY A MACK
TRUCK CARRYING A LOAD OF JIZM TO MARKET
[JimmyGnomeDX] Eh? Where can you buy jizm?
[Nell] I have no use of my vagina, anyway, so it's no big loss.
[Nell] Or were you talking about Jimmy's vagina?
[FEARRAEF] YOUR PENIS WILL BE STUCK INTO A LIGHT SOCKET AS YOU
STAND IN A POOL OF YOUR OWN BLOOD
[FEARRAEF] AND TURNED ON AND OFF 4587 TIMES OVER A 9 HOUR
PERIOD!!!
[JimmyGnomeDX] That would be cool.
[Nell] Yeah, but it would probably still hurt.

03/12/01 Teens16_19

[Ashley_Yzerman] i'm kinda a physco*itch...sorry
[Minion] a psycho itch?? I had one of those yesterday, during church, of course I could not
scratch it because that would have been quite innapropriate to say the least

04/08/01 Forest

[RogueMage] Pez's Ass is protected by the government!
[Pez] I've got things growing in there, ya know.
[loco] hhhhhmmmmmm
[RogueMage] no logging on Pez's Ass
[loco] do you mind if i go in and have a look?
[Pez] No you dink.,
[loco] i'll only be a second
[fraNk] there will be no drilling Pez's ass either, be it for oil or other reasons
[loco] sneaks in when no one is looking
[loco] hahahahahahah(he thinks)
[fraNk] I wonder where loco just snuck into *looks at Pez* heh
[loco] he won't feel a thing
[Pez] Shut your corn-eatin' hole.
[fraNk] woah, loco is truly crazy to try this foolish spelunking venture *feeds Pez chili and
hot peppers*
[loco] a healthy man can't make a smell like this,eeeeewwwwwww
[loco] maybe he should eat carrots and maybe neatrulize some stuff in here
[fraNk] no one claimed Pez was merely healthy, Pez is SUPER NATURAL HABITAT
HEALTHY *music plays, crazy circus bears riding bikes appear*
* dawn thinks Pez has a big butt
[fraNk] oh no dawn, you do not want to anger the Pez
[RogueMage] pez IS a big butt!.....but a nice big butt
[Pez] ATTENTION : This is an illegal gather of Pez's ass talk. You will disperse
IMMEDIATELY

04/08/01 Forest

*** midas (216.161.67) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as midas enters the
clearing between the trees.
[Pez] Hi midas.
[fraNk] midas colitus
[fraNk] midas arthritis
[fraNk] midas unitas
[fraNk] midas uterus

04/12/01 Forest

[Pez] I want cake.
[Pez] I shall get some.
[VakkoVarner] ooo i want cake
[Mink] I want cake now
[Pez] Mm. Chocolate fudge cake with banana.
[VakkoVarner] iiiiii hey iiii wantsome
[Pez] It is good, oh yes it is.
[fraNk] I want Pie
[Mink] well you can't have him cause he's mine
[VakkoVarner] i want a pie tooo
[Alamarxism] I'm sure if you remove enough ribs you can have your own pie.
[fraNk] I'm going to shower, but I'll be idling here, if you wish to peek at me, FORGET
ABOUT IT
[VakkoVarner] i think i need a shower tooo
[Alamarxism] Don't the White Coats come around at 11 for sponge bath?
[Pez] Mmm. That was good.
[fraNk] I see Pez had some ribs removed
[Pez] I deboned myself to bone myself.

04/12/01 Forest

[fraNk] names to books that weren't thought out all that well, take 1: "Where is Mom When
I Need Her" Surviving Sex When Not At Home

04/22/01 Forest

[RogueMage] hey got some pictures on icq now! ..heh heh...and they're all naked just for
you fraNk!
[RogueMage] well...only 20% naked..but..hey!
[fraNk] ahhhhhhhh, please stop!!!
[RogueMage] Hey guy I can change!
[fraNk] oh god someone help me please please!!!

from fraNk to -> *Keoki* Hello there, can you help me, I am in the room Forest and someone is here
trying to solicit me for nude pictures, I am very scared!!!

*** Keoki (#216.202.202#) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Keoki enters
the clearing between the trees.
*** KICK WARNING User RogueMage warned by Keoki 426 ( Forest ) ( soliciting/lewd... )
[Keoki] now can you behave Rogue?
[fraNk] I think Rogue will Keoki, I can't believe that behavior though : (
[Keoki] i'll keep an eye out
[fraNk] it makes me very very sad to think people can come to Alamak, a clean, happy, fun
chat, and act so disgustingly
*** Keoki (#216.202.202#) has left location Forest
[RogueMage] What? *L*
[RogueMage] What did you do fraNk?
[fraNk] me?? *looks all innocent*
[RogueMage] You Bass turd heh
[RogueMage] I'm talking to Keoki right now! your in big trouble Mr!
[fraNk] I guess you aren't allowed to show me nude pics, that is surprising *L*
* RogueMage points at fraNk while he's on the phone with Keoki
[RogueMage] hmm I think Keoki has a broken answering mac hine
[RogueMage] I was just thanking Keoki for correcting my abrasive actions!
*** sixsixseven (129.130.98) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as sixsixseven
enters the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] hello sixsixseven, do you have anything to say to the operators listening out there
in Alamak?
[sixsixseven] that they should all die and hopefully achieve mellowness as the embalmer
rips their organs out and places them in the trash
[fraNk] OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SICK SIXSIXSEVEN!!!
*** alliya (#158.43.128#) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as alliya enters
the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] alliya, help us, this sixsixseven person is bashing operators : (
[RogueMage] Keoki is so wise to have shown me the way of non naked pictures!
[RogueMage] NEvermind that some naked pictures are considered art! but we wont' let
THAT stand in the way of justice and decency
[RogueMage] Will we..FRANK!?!?!?

04/22/01 Forest

*** Hot_in_Bed (192.169.39) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
Hot_in_Bed enters the clearing between the trees.
[Jorrun_] if you are hot in bed,all you have to do is kick your blankets off *nods*

04/22/01 Forest

[g_dawg77] male want to chat with u
[RobotCat] female want to fire u from cannon

04/23/01 Forest

[succy] eww now you have stinky hands
[fraNk] who does?
* fraNk sniffs his hands *not me hahaha
[succy] the one cupping her stinky feet
[fraNk] I would love to cup a stinky breast *L*
*** StinkyBreast (216.104.228) Cellar / StinkyBreast descends the stairs and peers
at the wine racks and coffin!!!
[fraNk] WOAH!!!
[Alamarxist] I smell a tit.
*** StinkyBreast (216.104.228) has left location Cellar
[fraNk] damn, the boob left
*** StinkyBreast (216.104.228) Cellar / StinkyBreast descends the stairs and peers
at the wine racks and coffin!!!
[fraNk] OH JOY THE BOOB HAS RETURNED!!!
[succy] I guess one breast got caught in the revolving door
[succy] the filth musta made it stick
* Alamarxist kicks the stank ass titty.
[StinkyBreast] next person to kick me eats my shit
*** KICK WARNING User StinkyBreast warned by ChAnGe 4363 ( Cellar ) ( lewd and
insults )
[fraNk] woah, well, I won't be doing any kicking that is for sure, I just brushed my teeth
[fraNk] someone is eating some poop right about now
[Alamarxist] Open wide, ChAnGe! INCOMING FECAL FUN!
[StinkyBreast] EATING SHIT AND LOVING IT, SHIT WITH GARLIC AND
MANGRAVY
[fraNk] a furious fecal facial forthcoming, eh stinky tit?
[succy] damn frank you just made me spit all over the place
*** Kick StinkyBreast by yoso (insults, lewd).
[fraNk] I don't know what is worse, the gravy or the garlic? *L*
[succy] tsk tsk

05/02/01 Forest

[RogueMage] fraNk is a man's man!
[RogueMage] shut your mouth...but I'm just talking about fraNk...I can dig it
[fraNk] some men like the fishing, some men like the fowlin, some men like to hear, to hear
the cannonballs ROARING, me, I like sleeping, especially in Alamak's chamber, but here I am in
prison, here I am with the ball and chain yah
[grass] everytime i see fraNk falling, i get down on my knees and pray
[QTPIE] what makes a purring-ticking sound?
[fraNk] my finger in Rogues butt, QTPIE
[RogueMage] Okay fraNk that's going a bit far *L*
[RogueMage] no pun intended
[grass] mine's in there too
[fraNk] heh heh
[fraNk] I thought my finger had company
[RogueMage] Okay you two! your scaring me..I was expecting this from grass but fraNk
dammnit! **
[QTPIE] nice try frank
[Faerie_Phoenix] don't forget the lube!
* fraNk 's finger turns and says hello to grass's finger
* RogueMage holds up two fingers for fraNk and grass
[fraNk] QTPIE, don't be jealous, I have 10 fingers you know
[QTPIE] thanks frank
* fraNk 's finger waves hello to RogueMage's finger and suddenly exits with a loud POP
[RogueMage] That's better! *L*
[RogueMage] now you're banned from spelunking!
[grass] RM would you like mine to stay and make lemonade
[RogueMage] both of you!
[Faerie_Phoenix] what about me, rm? am I banned too?
[RogueMage] oh no Faerie..assuming your of the female persuasion you and I can go cave
exploring anytime!
* grass sucks on his finger *
[fraNk] woah, grass just brought out a sudden desire to projectile vomit
[grass] my cave's nice and clean you're all invited
[fraNk] woah, I advise Faerie to strap one on and pound Rogue into the headboard, with
permission and all
[Faerie_Phoenix] sounds like fun rm, but what if I'm claustrophobic?
[Faerie_Phoenix] Oh, I'm so female! and I'm a true redhead too!
[RogueMage] dammmn..a redhead!
[grass] a redhead? yes damn!
* RogueMage salivates
[Faerie_Phoenix] well, I have ten fingers, and only three guys so far... grass, rm and fraNk!
[grass] scarlet carpets inspire me
[Faerie_Phoenix] hey grass, I'm no rug to be laid wherever you want!

05/14/01 Forest

[DIEEEEEEEEEEEE] So I have a delema
[fraNk] what might this delima be?
[DIEEEEEEEEEEEE] see theres a white dog, dead 3 houses down in the middle of the
street
[DIEEEEEEEEEEEE] I called animal control
[DIEEEEEEEEEEEE] they said they'd be there asap
[DIEEEEEEEEEEEE] BUT
[DIEEEEEEEEEEEE] I have to move this dog to the gutter.
[fraNk] really?
[fraNk] they told you that?
[DIEEEEEEEEEEEE] Now....I'm not touching anything dead..
[fraNk] or is the dog 750 lbs and lays 5 feet high in center dead mass?
[DIEEEEEEEEEEEE] but this thing is getting run over about once every....eh 10 minutes?
*looks outside* yeah I'd say his direction changes every 10 minutes, so I'd assume that's when he's
gettin hit.
[DIEEEEEEEEEEEE] They requested that I find a shovel, or a pair of gloves, or
something that will *keep me sanitary* and move the animal to where it won't be run over or hit.
[twisted] It'd be cool if you got him over to the gutter, and he got up and ran away with its
severed head.
[twisted] While the head looked up at you and barked in a pakistani accent at you.
[DIEEEEEEEEEEEE] So, I could ignore that I even called them, and stop looking
outside...or I can kick this thing all the way to the curb...cause....my hands are not touchig it, and my
FREAKING nephew "doesn't know" where he put the 3FOOT SHOVEL
[DIEEEEEEEEEEEE] that is not an easy thing to loose.
[DIEEEEEEEEEEEE] ugh..... It's such a pretty dog too, and when I first noticed what it
really was I walked up to it....and it's head was upside down, and eyes wide open. The thing looked
alive...
[DIEEEEEEEEEEEE] No it's dead. I'm sure.
[DIEEEEEEEEEEEE] cause its head was upside down, and the body was not. It was still
attached, but it looks pretty broken.
[twisted] EWW!
[twisted] Sounds like my Ex
[DIEEEEEEEEEEEE] but I mean seriously, if that dog were still alive, it would have
made the cutest picture.
[fraNk] what if they drove up and you were snacking on the dog with a side order of fried
rice and crab rangoon?
[DIEEEEEEEEEEEE] GRR! If my webcam had a longer cord I'd show it to you guys.
[fraNk] "hey, did you animal control guys bring that soy sauce and 12 pack of bud light I
asked for?"
[DIEEEEEEEEEEEE] Hey eff that, I'm having my dinner right now.