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* CHanvre walks around and see a Young Man who see like the type of farmer. She surprises him and
grabs him by the throat and drains him until he is dry.
[fraNk] Uhm, Chanvre, that was strange, hands off the farmers love muscle.
[CHanvre] *Grins* Well Take him then Frank. * She throws him to the ground, and wipes her mouth
from the dripping blood left on her*
[fraNk] no, no vampire here, I thought Chavre was sucking something else, carry on!!
[CHanvre] Yea very funny Frank * Hisses*
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*** MissMoneypenny (193.60.4) time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between
the trees.
[fraNk] Moneypenny, tell Q top have the Harley gassed up, I'm going to Dublin in the morning to find
Octopussy
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[PaintedWolf] I don't like tornados...I don't like tornados...I don't like tornados...I don't like
tornados...I don't like tornados...I don't like tornados...I don't like tornados...I don't like tornados...
[fraNk] PaintedWolf!! *runs over and moves her needle* Your record was skipping, skipping,
skipping, skipping, skipping,
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ops shootout in the OK corral:

*** Pesticide (199.175.131) time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between the
trees
[Pesticide] What the fuck is your problems you fucking gay ass hippies?
*** Ops Crono (#209.195.193#).
*** Ops EsoraLauna (#141.218.234#).
*** Pesticide has been kicked by Crono (language).
*** Ops Pez (#152.163.201#)
[fraNk] I am not a sexual happy hippy stan.
[fraNk] ahhhh, Esora and Pez, beat out by Crono, fastest gun in the forest!!
[Crono] HAHA! *twirls his kicking tool and puts it in the holster*
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seems as though every morning we have a new nutball, this case FINSTER:

[FINSTER] BANG BANG SHIT I HAVE TO RELODE
[fraNk] Yes, in the Forest we are unaccustumed to such debacles in ingnorance as FINSTER is
displaying.
* fraNk roars out of his cabin, smashing into FIN with his bulldozer, letting the blade rest on his toes while dozing him back into a tree.
[chimera] uh oh the bulldozer...
[fraNk] I wait for a deliciously stupid post by Fin
[FINSTER] the fin shits in a bag and slaps fraNK over the head?
[fraNk] Now, see, I certainly did not have to wait long for that display of foul ridiculousness, can't you be more creative than crapping in a bag, Billy Madison?
[chimera] FINSTER belongs in the teen rooms
[Sex_Trinket] FINSTER .. It's time to either behave or pack your toys and leave...
of course, he ended up getting kicked

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fraNk is discussing the sudden cashing of a year old check by a friend of his in a pm with RogueMage:

frank to -> *RogueMage* nah, he lost the check, calls to tell me he found it and cashed it, I was like *oh shit*
in my mind but I just told him, hey that is great, hung up the phone and slashed my wrists, shot myself twice in
the head, hung myself from a tree, then got online on Alamak.
*RogueMage* (_208.28.55_) I guess that's one for the Jerry springer show? *L*..I was dead 5 times
and then chatted! = P Hey that's cool! :)
fraNk to-> *RogueMage* yah, I suppose, I was thinking that fat assed Rikki Lake myself
*RogueMage* (_208.28.55_) Woohoo!..er..Rikki Lake??.that's a step off the ladder
fraNk to-> *RogueMage* yah, I have sunk pretty low, haven’t I *snicker*
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*** Flinstone (_140.184.40_) time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between
the trees.
[fraNk] Great, my vitamin supplemnet comes in to say hi to me.
*** Signoff Flinstone (_140.184.40_).
[fraNk] and then he signs off, damn that vitamin, I like dino
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3/4/99 Forest

[ZykloN] There is still (and always will be) a "Ban on Sight" for Pez/NaughtyPez/PezLight...and for fraNk/fraNkOnFire/druNkFraNK...no mater which nicks they may be currently using.
[fraNk] heh heh heh, nice try, dingdong, I never get banned
* ZykloN watches the conversation go nowhere in a hurry.
* fraNk has been banned by PaintedWolf (ban on site rule)
[ZykloN] Never say Never fraNk. You know you used to say live and let live. You know you did you know you did you know you did...
[fraNk] and in this everchanging world in which we live in, makes you give in and cry, **duh duh duh** then live and let die!!
* ZykloN high-fives the somewhat-cool frank.
* fraNk high fives the lukewarm Zyklon
[Pez] Some what cool? fraNk is the coolest cat to strut this alley!!
[fraNk] am not, I am the hottest pussy to stride the avenue

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* PaintedWolf tries to take a bite of the ice cream and gets stuck in a stop-motion lag, watching tearfully as the ice cream melts onto her body*
[fraNk] What the hell, ice cream truck, I never heard a god damn bell?? that bastard

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thieves!!!

* epona parks the bulldozer and shuts down the engine *

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[sudney] Any nice guys out there?
[Pez] Nope, just a bunch of jerks...
[fraNk] Nope, no nice guys, just mean as hell bitchy guys like me and pez
[fraNk] Yaaaaa, Pez, *beer me!*
* Pez beers fraNk.*
* PaintedWolf faints*
[fraNk] Hmm, seems that PW faints a lot around me.
[fraNk] ahh, but can you help it, I'm so gorgeous and wet.
[fraNk] I will find myself a feminine name
[epona] I thought you WERE a girl, fraNk...
*** fraNk is now known as MassenfraNk.
[MassenfraNk] I am now!!
* MassenfraNk is made of the finest distilled vinegar and natural spring fresh water.
*** epona is now known as SummersEpona.
[MassenfraNk] lmao!! summersepona, so fresh and clean, got that fresh morning feeling all day
[MassenfraNk] crap, with me you got that hit it for a quicky in the morning no time to shower got to get to work all day feeling, eck!!
[SummersEpona] woohoo! I'm fresh as a daisy!!
[MassenfraNk] Have you had your sprinkle today *smiles for the camera*
*** SummersEpona is now known as epona.
[epona] heh heh...now I'm dirty again
*** MassenfraNk is now known as fraNk.
[fraNk] and I'm clean, go figure?

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sometimes Pez likes to join in on the role playing

* Hunter__ leaves pez,for reason that pez cannot convess inteligently
[Pez] Pez can't converse intelligently? Damn yer hide I can!!
[Hunter__] you???HA!!!nature of sorcery is..?
[Pez] Nature of sorcery? I dunno.
[Hunter__] rule of three,thrise spoken,once fofiled..nature of sorcery??
[Pez] How about we chose a non-fake item?
[Hunter__] damn,wait...screwed up!!!rule of three is sorcery,yes...wizardry...whats there "moto"
[Pez] Wizardry? Who gives a flying rats ass?

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* Daine yawns*
* fraNk sticks something long and hard and warm in Daine's gaping mouth
* Daine ACKS as something is stuck in her mouth* fraNkadfkasd whatla;ldfa areda;lfjk youl;ajdf doing?asdfasd
[fraNk] Heh heh, it was a breadstick, but I'm glad you're thinkin!!
[epona] breadstick...is that what you call it?
[vampchic] fraNk has problems
* fraNk gives the next female that posts the night of her life
* fraNk waits
* Daine yawns*
[fraNk] Oh god, yes, Daine, you are getting more than a breadstick now!!
* Daine laughs at fraNk and waits for the 'more then a breadstick'*

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[Pez] How about...people who think a intelligent conversation deals with magic: Morons or not?
[fraNk] I shall make thy hat disappear in a ball of flame with my magic, heir pez!!!
*** fraNk is magically summoned away by micki999!
[fraNk] Wow, Pez, my last trick didn't work for sheet!!
[fraNk] made me disappear, not your hat.

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* fraNk begins an epic struggle with his browser, who is trying to tell him it is out of memory when he just logged on.
* fraNk seems to have the upper hand, but is hit below the belt with a server error.
[fraNk] Just like my server to cheat like that.

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[duffy] hairy chest trim waist - about 7" big balls - you?
*** duffy has been kicked by michael (way too much info... ).
[Idol] whoa...duffy!!
[michael] maybe he's a bowler... hehe
[fraNk] This just in, duffy is in the hospital for elephantitus, all correspondance can be sent to County General, room 112.

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* fraNk enters the room naked, looking to score big.
[SevenSevenSix] YEAH FRANK!
[SevenSevenSix] *scores with frank* whoo hoo
[SevenSevenSix] franks my biatch

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* fraNk suddenly goes into Alamak Cloak mode
[fraNk] ackkk ackkk ackkkk guhhhhh
* fraNk removes the last command *AHHHHHHHH, DAMN
[fraNk] you know, Alamak Cloak and Alamak Choke commands are too close, I almost died there

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