03/07/02 Forest

[midas] foolish people trying to crack the firewall...muahahaha
[furryaNk] I had a mudwall, people seemed to be able to get thru that pretty easily, my
disappointment was quite intense
[midas] someone tried 70 times...I take it they were trying to get a song or an explicit video
*L*
[midas] not that I condone explicit videos
[midas] I just watch them...*s*

03/07/02 Forest

*** iamgay (202.156.0) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as iamgay enters the
clearing between the trees.
[furryaNk] YOU ARE??
[furryaNk] AND ONLY NOW YOU TELL US????
[furryaNk] I've even showered with him and I NEVER knew it *shakes head in
disbelief

03/14/02 Teens16_19

[RxQueen] ARENT YOU LUCKY THAT YOUR VAGINA NO LONGER LOOKS LIKE
COTTAGE CHEESE
[ThErApY] IT NEVER DID CAUSE I ONLY HAS A MILD ONE
[Chris_H] yuck
[RxQueen] I WILL GET RIGHT ON THAT. I HEARD THE CREAM IS AWFUL
[RxQueen] DONT YEAST INFECTIONS COME FROM NOT CLEANING YOURSELF
AFTER SEX?
[ThErApY] IT COUYLD HAVE BEEN BECAUSE I DON'T WEAR COTTON
PANTIES
[RxQueen] YOU HAVE TO KEEP CLEAN GLENDA
*** KICK WARNING User RxQueen warned by YEASTY 414 ( Teens16_19 ) ( lewd, this
is a clean chat, let's try to keep it that way *S* )
[RxQueen] WHAT!!!!!!
[ThErApY] hahaha
[Chris_H] kicked by someone named YEASTY? Oh, the irony!

03/14/02 Forest

[Refused] The spread of the bubonic tard has momentarily stalled.
[Muhammaneo] like a daughter perhaps?
[Refused] Though the idea of that monkey ****ing mental patient procreating is rather
disturbing.
[Refused] I don't think she's human, fraNk.
[Muhammaneo] ah, I see what you are saying, SuperRefusedMan, she is a clone.
[Muhammaneo] it is up to us, the PowerLeague of SuperHeros, to rid Alamak of the tardy
fat that is eating away at it's luscious posterior
[Refused] That's quite right, WonderAhmedBoy.
[Refused] We must load up our veggie guns and be prepared to institute a nation-wide
super-diet in an attempt to flush out the beefsmells.
[Refused] It will be a glorious battle. And we can use the leftover grease to make french
fries.
[Muhammaneo] YES, GypsyQueenLantern, put your ring in the power slot, we must power
up to battle the forces of lard
[GypsyQueen] weirdo *L*
[Refused] Can I put my ring in the power slot too?
[GypsyQueen] there is only one ring for my power slot..
[Refused] We can meld all of our rings into one! I know GypsyQueenLantern prefers girthy
rings.
[GypsyQueen] heh..
[GypsyQueen] I actually like blue rings.. sapphires, yes..
[Nell] SHIT!
* Muhammaneo poops uncontrollably
[Muhammaneo] DAMMIT NELL BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR SUPER POWER!!!!
[Nell] *lmao*
[Refused] MindNelled is the super hero famous for her powers of suggestion.
[Nell] Yeah, I'm great.
[Nell] My sister wants the computer at eight.
[Muhammaneo] you will convince your sister that, not only does she not want the computer
at 8, but that she wants to give SuperRefused a blow job *nods* you will do this for the glory of
Alamak
[Nell] My thirteen year old sister?
[Muhammaneo] YES
[Muhammaneo] she is legal, in Saskatchewan
[Refused] The glory... *unzips* of Alamak.
[Nell] That's sick.
[Refused] To Saskatchewan, WonderAhmedBoy!
[Muhammaneo] it may be sick but some things must happen, for the glory *nods head*
*** French_Vanilla has been magically summoned by Muhammaneo to Forest!
[French_Vanilla] Why have I been summoned here?
[Muhammaneo] you are lardy
[Muhammaneo] the summoning is to bring you here to be re educated
[Muhammaneo] PUT HER ON THE MIND TREADMILL!!! NO TV FOR A WEEK
[Refused] The re-education of an entire chat is a job for... THE POWER LEAGUE.
[French_Vanilla] say what?
[Refused] DON'T TALK BACK TO US, SWINE! YOU WILL EAT YOUR BRUSSEL
SPROUTS!
[French_Vanilla] this is pathetic I'm outs
*** French_Vanilla (64.230.110) has left location Forest
*** French_Vanilla has been magically summoned by Nell to Forest!
[Refused] AND DON'T YOU THINK THIS BANDWIDTH COMES FREE! EVERY
DISH YOU SCRUB IS ONE MINUTE OF CHAT.
[Refused] OUR JOB IS TO RELEASE YOU FROM THE DEATH GRIP OF FATMANIA.
[French_Vanilla] I dont wanna be in here
[Muhammaneo] YOU MUST BE HERE!!
[French_Vanilla] i didnt do anything
*** French_Vanilla (64.230.110) has left location Forest
*** French_Vanilla has been magically summoned by Muhammaneo to Forest!
[Muhammaneo] You may go... ONLY if you say the following statement "I apologize for
my lardiness and now I shall do whatever it takes to expand upon the glory of Alamak"
[Muhammaneo] SAY THE STATEMENT!!! SAY IT!!!
[Refused] No, no, no! The last thing we need is them expanding!
[Refused] Contract! CONTRAAAAAACT!
[French_Vanilla] What are you guys talking about, appologize for what?
[Muhammaneo] SAY IT NOW FRENCHIE!!! YOUR NICKNAME SCREAMS
EFFERVESSENCE OF LARD
[French_Vanilla] I am not lardy!
[Muhammaneo] do not anger us, our powers are too great for you. You will succumb to the
dark side of the chat. The force is weak in this one, oh Refused
[Refused] We beg to differ.
[French_Vanilla] I am of a very appopriate weight for my height
[Muhammaneo] DENIAL IS NOT JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT!!!
[Refused] She will be easily turned, fraNk Vader.
[Muhammaneo] YES!!! *mwahahahahahahahaah* evil laughter
[MissPelt] yeah he's a real entertaining one heh
* Muhammaneo turns to princess pelt leigha *I see you have the earmuff hairstyle, you truly
get my light saber hot when you do that*
[Refused] It would seem the Power League has plummeted into identity confusion. *L*
[Muhammaneo] Where is Caeridjabba the wakko Hut at???
[French_Vanilla] Try summoning me now, losers!
*** French_Vanilla (64.230.110) has left location Forest
[Muhammaneo] AHHHHHHH, she has discovered /null, the kryptonite that destroys our
powers!!

03/15/02 Forest

[fraNk] cote likes naughty girls
* cote prefers naughty gents, actually... rrr!
[fraNk] Lucy, tell us more about yourself, what you look like, what your fantasies are
*nods*
[Lucy] i am 5ft 8long legs fair to blond hair and blue eyes and a 38-26-38in figure
[FruityPebbles] you have 8 long legs?
[Lucy] yes very funny and so i guess it looks that way

03/15/02 Forest

[genniloo] hello there, forest ppl *S*
[fraNk] hello there genniloo
[genniloo] humm..not one hello back...must not be friendly ppl in here *
*** genniloo (136.1.1) has left location Forest
[fraNk] blind ass
* annabellee looks around * I dunt see any ppl in here..
[annabellee] fraNk are you a ppl?
[fraNk] no
[fraNk] I'm a program
[fraNk] I'm the new Alamak Idle 4.1
[annabellee] idlin fool..

03/15/02 Forest

[Nell] I'm retarded.
[fraNk] I thought that was you on the short bus Nell
[fraNk] but I wasn't going to say anything
[Nell] You were there, too, then?
[Nell] Hah, shit.
[Nell] We have a chimney fire.
[Nell] My mom's not sure what to do, though.
[Jesusie] throw a glass of water on the fire the steam will put it out
[fraNk] NO NO NO JESUSIE!! You dump gasoline or rubbing alcohol on a chimney fire,
and nail polish remover, and if you have aerosal hairspray, you should try and spray that on it too
[annabellee] oh lordy.. where is his table of elements??? =D
* Jesusie paddles fraNk
* fraNk imagines Nell looking like a crazy flaming blonde screaming thru the kitchen

03/19/02 Forest

[caeridwen] kate isyelling.. " THE BABY DOG WANTS OUT MOMMY"
[Rollin420] she'll be a big dog
[caeridwen] BIG like bingo
[caeridwen] bingo loves her ..
[annabellee] bingo?
[annabellee] *LOL*
[caeridwen] i did not name him.. don't ask ..
[Rollin420] name it killer
[Rollin420] or "fudge"
[fraNk] I would name him cockNballs
[caeridwen] HER
[fraNk] name her sweaty vulva
[Rollin420] jesus fraNk, why not just name it dripping vagina
[annabellee] I had a dog named Qara Bovgai once...
[annabellee] it means "little black bear"
[fraNk] I named a dog **** once
[fraNk] but that wasn't it's real name, that was just the name I yelled out really loud after it
bit me on the leg real hard for no apparent reason
[Khalane] *rofl@fraNk* yah, right!
[caeridwen] grossy fraNk you are icky sometimes
[caeridwen] ok all the time
[fraNk] I have named many animals **** before though
[Rollin420] it bit you because it was tired of you trying to **** it while it was eating
[fraNk] sometimes a cow will kick me, it recieves an honorary **** for a day
[fraNk] wait, let me rephrase that, because obviously I did not "**** the cow, I merely
yelled **** really loud
[caeridwen] at Spokanimal a big english sheep dog was in there HUGE
[caeridwen] and he was ‘aroooooooo’
[caeridwen] i said ‘You are not a sweetie’
[caeridwen] and then he barked at me

03/19/02 Forest

[caeridwen] oh i forgot to tell you my step sister might pass away this week
[caeridwen] as of last night they cannot dialysis her kidneys and the liver is deteriorating
[fraNk] I'll eat her liver but not her kidneys, did she sign an organ diner card?

03/19/02 Forest

[Trillions] LET THE WOLVES OUT!!!! HUH!!!! ALL DAY!!! FOR MA NIGGAS
GETTIN MONEY FROM HUSTLIN IN HALLWAYS!!!
[Trillions] SO BE CAREFUL WHO YOU FúCKIN WITH MOTHERFúCKER YOU
FúCKIN WITH THA UUUUGGGHHH!!!!!
[Trillions] i foiled fraNk's plan. yes.
*** Ops frank (#216.18.0#).
*** KICK WARNING User Trillions warned by fraNk 2659 ( Forest ) ( language in the
forest yet again. I am forced to make this judgement because of your careless lack of tact with your
irresponsible speaking manner. Have you no shame? Must you be so bold? Why must I resort to using
my magical wonderful mystical powers when dealing with you, oh careless naughty chatter? Everyone
knows I prefer to be the benevolent caretaker and yet once again my boot is connecting with your
ample buttocks, shame )

03/20/02 Forest

*** irritated (24.205.163) Coffin / irritated climbs into the coffin as the lid slams shut
behind!!!
*** Ops irritated (#24.205.163#).
*** fraNk (216.18.0) Coffin / fraNk climbs into the coffin as the lid slams shut
behind!!!
[fraNk] hello there irrigated!!
[irritated] hello kinda busy
[irritated] can i help you
[fraNk] yes, I'd like a softshell beef taco, make that two, a large pepsi, and a large potato ole
please, can I get that to go?
[fraNk] oh and give me one of those churro dessert bread things too *nods*
[irritated] looke dude as my nickname says i am irritated
[irritated] now isnt a good time to tick me off
[fraNk] well look, I can understand that you are refreshed with water by man made methods, but
even so, I'm hungry
[fraNk] I don't care much for being ticked off when I'm wet either *nods*
*** irritated is now known as Ferret.
[Ferret] ever heard of me
[fraNk] yes
[Jesusie] aw, a ferret! i hear they smell funny and bite.
[fraNk] I do believe you broke into my house once under the floor boards and made a nice
little nest in some electrical insulation before being zapped to death and causing my power to go out
for three days
[Ferret] or ever heard of Azreal used ta be the lead sysadmin here back in 95- 97
[Jesusie] oh phew, it's a ferret COSTUME.
[Jesusie] it's gargamel's cat.
[Ferret] look im in a bad mood so please dont mess with me today thank you
* Jesusie looks offended.
[fraNk] I would be more scared if you were a Wolverine in a bad mood, or a Grizzly. I
mean, come on, a Ferret? seriously, they are pretty loveable.
[Ferret] .. /id Ferret Ferret is Actually Ferret RANK 32
[Ferret] thats one of the reasons you shouldnet make me mad not that i would abuse my
powers here but i am a very high lvl and respected op here and i have been here since the chat was
founded way back when there was a 50 user maximum population limit
[fraNk] I just looked up rank in the dictionary, it says it's another word for smell *nods*
[Ferret] frank be happy youve made me smile in some ungodly way or i would have
probably abused my powers and nuked you allready by now Good job at cheerin up the black
raincloud
[fraNk] I hate when people try to overpopulate, that can really lead to a lot of garbage
around mak
[fraNk] my pants are overpopulated, but hey, what can I do about too many inches right?
*shrugs*
* Jesusie calls the department of sanitation
[Jesusie] you'll be sorry when the garbage trucks have to park in your pants.... ;)
[fraNk] I better wear my loose fitting levis then
[Ferret] i was the 16th op ever here on mak
[Ferret] waaay back
[fraNk] your nickname suggests you are the 161st operator actually, I may have to call you
on that one
[Ferret] ya it does
[Ferret] but i had a different nick when the chat was founded
[fraNk] Gato? JackFrost? kaput?
[fraNk] Xena? *LOL*
[Ferret] my original op nick was brainded
[Ferret] and when i worked here at mak i was Azreal
[Ferret] i remember once i banned the entire chat for 10 minutes
[Ferret] was kinda easy tho i was sitting directly on the server i rebooted the chat
[fraNk] you must be from Washington then
[Ferret] yes i was from seattle
[fraNk] before John moved the whole setup to sg
[Ferret] yup i lost me job with mak soon after the move
[Ferret] john couldnt afford to run 2 offices at the time and i couldnt afford a paycut
[fraNk] your hair must be getting quite long then Ferret
[Ferret] why ..?
[fraNk] oh I thought you said you couldn't afford a haircut
[Wakko] popcorn for breakfast and popcorn for lunch and popcorn for dinner .. oh yeah
[Ferret] wakko yer odd
[fraNk] there have been many changes now that you may not know about here
[Ferret] such as
[fraNk] well, there is now a command that brings up a naked picture of any person chatting
[fraNk] I just used the nudie command on you Ferret, I'm disappointed. You need to hit the
track and some weights *nods*
[Ferret] heh yer funny

03/20/02 CyberMyst personal messages

*POTTYBOY* (137.197.85) I AM POTTYBOY, LUCKILY HERE IN MYST THERE
ARE NO RULES ABOUT LIMITING CAPS IN MESSAGES DUE TO FLOODING YOUR
BUFFER SO I AM FREE TO SEND YOU A LONG MEANDERING MEANINGLESS BULLSHIT
MESSAGE ABOUT NOTHING AND RESORT TO CONTINUALLY TYPING OUT WORDS
THAT BASICALLY HAVE NO MEANING AND ARE NOT MEANT TO SAY ANYTHING TO
YOU EXCEPT MAYBE THAT YOU MIGHT REALIZE THAT I'M A RAVING FUCKING
LUNATIC WITH NO PURPOSE FOR BEING HERE OTHER THAN TO HOLD POTIONS THRU
A RESET AND PESTER YOU ENDLESSLY LIKE SOME SORT OF HOSER FACED CHEESE
DICK WITH A WARPED SENSE OF HUMOR WHO WOULD LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN
TO POSSESS YOUR BUFFER LIKE A WILD SEXY HUNK POSSESSING A SPRITELY VIRGIN
IN THE FOREST WOODS ON A ROCK OR UP IN A TREE OR IN FRONT OF A CHEERING
CROWD OH FUCK WHO KNOWS?