11/24/02 Hot_Tub

[SnowKitten] how sweet
[stud_90] shut up snowkitten!
[SnowKitten] don't tell me to shut up you sorry son of a circus freak bearded lady
[fraNk] hey, I'm the lady with the beard here god dammit!!
[SnowKitten] man eggs make me burp, i hate when they are the only thing breakfast worthy
in the kitchen
[fraNk] you are eating man eggs?
[Jen] LMAO
[fraNk] wow, salty yolk, with an aftertaste, yum!!! *L*

11/24/02 Hot_Tub

*the truth comes out*

*** SexyGirl is now known as UglyGirl.

11/24/02 Hot_Tub

[AmazonWoman] Okay...I just got an email advertising talking toliet paper....
[AmazonWoman] That's just wrong
[shadylady] TALKING TOILET PAPER? i must have it
[DNSfraNk] haha, talking toilet paper "excuse me, your ass is still a tad bit dirty"
[EvilPerfection] lol
[DNSfraNk] "woah, you freaking stink, holy crap!!"
[PackageISback] "thank you for whiping your ass"
[DNSfraNk] "you want to put me WHERE???"
* AmazonWoman laughs* "Boy you have a big ass"
[EvilPerfection] lol.
[DNSfraNk] yah, what would be good things it could actually say?
[DNSfraNk] "front to back please, be firm"
[shadylady] maybe it even talks while your flushing... "glub glub glub oooft"
[DNSfraNk] "don't forget to wash your hands, thank you"
[Llama] "Pardon me...your ass is cracked."

11/24/02 Teens16_19

[PRINCESS] HI PEOPLE PRESS 3
[fraNk] I'm not high but here goes (3)
[fraNk] WOAH!!!

12/04/02 Teens16_19

[Kelly] any guy in here want control over me pm me
[Sallama] KELLY...do my dishes!
[JohnL_] Kelly, I could use a beer
[Kelly] like rape or anything
[Sallama] Rape? Fuck. I just want my dishes washed.
[fraNk] Kelly wants to be subjected to a severe sado masochistic fantasy, as in, perhaps,
bent over the couch and rammed from behind, or say, tied up and hung from the ceiling and poked
from below

12/04/02 Forest

[LocalJerk] why cant i eat pie?
[fraNk] NO PIE FOR YOU!!!
[fraNk] I am the pie nazi!!!
[LocalJerk] screw you hippie! Im a gonna eat ma pie!
[fraNk] bring us back some pie god dammit
[kigva] I want pie...
[LocalJerk] right then,.... Im of to enjoy pie and tabbacy
[fraNk] taboo pie?
[fraNk] what is that?
[fraNk] very young pie?
[fraNk] with minimal crust? *LOL*
[LocalJerk] eeeeeew.... hmm.... no, no... eeeeeeew
[fraNk] oh, you like really old pie with maximum crust
[fraNk] I understand

12/04/02 Forest

[Gin] I NEED A CIGARETTE.
[fraNk] I got your cigar right here *daddy always said the right things at the right time*

12/04/02 Forest

[fraNk] see, you know you want your ops back *L*
[kigva] *cries* I DO I DO!
[kigva] I ADMIT IT
[kigva] But no. I will resist the temptation to drain my bank account for that frivolous
venture.
[fraNk] frivolous vulture!!! *stares at the ugly bird driving a bentley*

12/12/02 Teens16_19

[BabyGurlTrigga] N8ives be NICE!
[Angel_of_Death] any one in the room nisga'a nation
[fraNk] I HATE ALL THE NATIVES AND NISGAAS!! EAT THEM ALL!!
[fraNk] with NISGAAQUE SAUCE!!!
pinkrockstar eats them all
[oNeFiNeNiSgAa] I GUESS I SHOULD PUT SUMTHIN ON FOR THE DOGS HEY
FANK CUZ YOUR SO BITTER AND NASTY?
[fraNk] FANK!!!
[oNeFiNeNiSgAa] WOULD BE A DULL MEAL WOULDN'T IT???
[fraNk] FANK YOU INDIA
[pinkrockstar] HAH FANK
[fraNk] FANK YOU NISGAA
[fraNk] FANK YOU DISILLUSSIONMENT!!!
[fraNk] FANK YOU FRAILTY
[fraNk] FANK YOU CONSEQUENCE!!!
[fraNk] FANK YOU FANK YOU SILENCE!!! YAHHH YAHHHH OH YAHHHH
[pinkrockstar] hahaha
[oNeFiNeNiSgAa] FANK YOU *****

12/12/02 Path

* Ru chews a candycane with a foul _expression*
* Lord_fraNk stares at Ru with that blank, domesticated look... then barks happily
* Ru wags my tail*
[ClumsyDamsel] why not a fowl _expression?
[Ru] Cluck, cluck?
*** SOM (208.187.50) Path / SOM walks down the eerie path with mushrooms
strange trees!
[SOM] Magz, back to your cage *prods him with the electro-prod-device-thing*
[Magz] What a strange name to call your pee pee
[Lord_fraNk] is that KAREEM UF SOM YUNGUY?
[Ru] Mmm.. I want sex.
[BlackRainbow] Join the support group like the rest of us did
[Lord_fraNk] *L*
[Lord_fraNk] support group for sex
[Lord_fraNk] that sounds like a thinly guised name for an orgy
[BlackRainbow] Shhhhh...we call it Supporting Lost Orgasming Talent

12/12/02 Path

[UNEXPECTED] is dere any hot not sily naked girl wanan chat using da camera
[BlackRainbow] Nope.
[UNEXPECTED] is dere any hot chicktill kicking wanna chat wid me mr sper
[Lord_fraNk] is dar any sudern jentulmin hoo duno how tuh speel wana chit?
[Ru] Me and my lesbian girlfriend are having hot sex right now on web cam.
[BlackRainbow] Liar
[UNEXPECTED] ok let's e ya den online baby
[Ru] Why? Give me one good reason.
[UNEXPECTED] to taste d ahoney but since it's online den to make da money
* Lord_fraNk gets out his Arkansas Decoder Ring

01/16/03 Path

*what you see isn’t always what you get*

*** Vicky is now known as Sweet_Man.

01/21/03 /log

*** FULLCLEAR by woman ( woman ) in master
*** FULLCLEAR by fraNk ( Minion ) in bater

01/21/03 Forest

[Expendable] hey all...does anyone know what it takes for an american to become a
canadian citizen?? if so pm me please
[fraNk] well, you have to cut out your brain first, then you have to start saying 'eh' a lot, and
liking hockey more than life itself
[Mink] I think you have to go into quarentine for a month

01/30/03 Forest

[Naughty_Texan] so...u sound so very sexxy....
[Naughty_Texan] were all alone here...
[sweetness4u] *S* thank you
[Naughty_Texan] but hoew naughty r u really willing to be...
[sweetness4u] as naughty as you want *W*
[Naughty_Texan] hello?
[Naughty_Texan] tell me what u like....
[Naughty_Texan] what would u like to feel??
[sweetness4u] i like passion
[Naughty_Texan] rough pasion....
[sweetness4u] yes i like to start soft sometimes and get rough other times i love to just start
****ing and tearing off clothes
[Naughty_Texan] my hands grabbing your shirt..ripping it apart...
[Naughty_Texan] exposing your firm breast....
[sweetness4u] i tug your pants off then your shirt kissing your lips and tonguing you wildly
[Naughty_Texan] feel my fingers...twisting your hared nipples.....
[Naughty_Texan] pushing u down...
[sweetness4u] oh god yes!!!!
[sweetness4u] i grab your ass pulling you on top of me as you push me down
[Alamarxism] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA
[Alamarxism] HEY GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND HAVE SOME REAL SEX YOU
PATHETIC LOSERS
[Alamarxism] PATHETIC PATHETIC PATHETIC PATHETIC PATHETIC PATHETIC
PATHETIC PATHETIC PATHETIC
[pickaname] *coughs* Oh my god... That cyber sex thing is everywhere... It's a plague!

01/31/03 Forest

[UGLYfraNk] zenpig?
[UGLYfraNk] hehehehehehe interesting *LOL*
*** zenpig is now known as LizardToast.
[LizardToast] ummmmm...thanks?
[UGLYfraNk] is that like the bacon on a higher plane of being?
[LizardToast] LOL...not exactly. :o)
[downiah] you guys are all camel ****ers
[downiah] frank, you no life having mother****er, i've seen you in here for like the past 8
****ing years
[UGLYfraNk] I know, I'm pathetic
[UGLYfraNk] the other day my hand left me, that was my low point
[CourtTv] downiah ... no no .. ... need my help there?
[downiah] CourtTv, I would like to sue.
[UGLYfraNk] have you seen my hand?
[UGLYfraNk] I should put my hand on a milk carton
[UGLYfraNk] have you seen my hand? *talks like something about mary*

02/01/03 Hot_Tub

[AlanK] Got myself a webcam, now all I needs a lady to watch me jerk off on it....
[fraNk] why would you want to jack off on your webcam, it would get the webcam all sticky
and ruin it

02/22/03 Forest

[sweetness4u] umm are you serious?
[dogpoop] it turns all your mp3's into gay porn
[dogpoop] if you get really lucky, it sends me your CC number and i buy some expensive
stuff on your tab
[sweetness4u] lol i dont have a cc so i luck out there
[sweetness4u] i dont have mp3s either lol
[dogpoop] well, you prolly get paid in cash a lot
[Male_28] I think dogs*^$ is a better name for you
[dogpoop] holy get a life, assman
[dogpoop] go to gaychatinyourbutt.com or something
[dogpoop] nobody wants to watch you stick your keyboard in your pants
[dogpoop] or anything else for that matter
[Male_28] dog are you that crazy...........get out of here before I call the dog catcher...........
[dogpoop] you can't get your hand out of your pants long enough to pick up a phone, chatfag
[Male_28] by myself is still more than you will ever have to play with doggy
[dogpoop] Thank god.
[dogpoop] you can monopolize the market on mesex all you want gayfag, i really don't mind
[Male_28] man you really are an a** but that is OK but it takes all kinds, after all if there
was not people you who we test chemicals on........gayman go home.........
[dogpoop] That doesn't even make sense, you should try typing with both hands.
[dogpoop] You might even try taking some classes on things like composition and grammar,
but again, the roadblock of not having your hand in your pants will trip you up.
[Male_28] go to bed gayman and dream of a jail house.............
[dogpoop] earth to incomprehensible tard, you were the one wanting to cyber a dude, that
makes you #1 fagstick
[dogpoop] THE INTERNET IS BEING RUINED BY YOU SICK PEOPLE
[dogpoop] GOD HATES EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR PERVERTED LIVES
*** Signoff dogpoop (#68.97.140#) (zooooooooooooooomtard is the fastest).

02/22/03 Hot_Tub

[fraNk] I'm not even american actually
[fraNk] I'm from Jamaica
[horny_dexxx] HEHE JAMAICA
[horny_dexxx] FRANK YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT
[fraNk] not really, my daily intake of shit has gone down
[horny_dexxx] SHUT UP TOUR JAMAICAN HOMO
[horny_dexxx] TOUR? WTF
[horny_dexxx] THIS KEYBOARD SUCKS
[fraNk] I'm riding my bicycle, IN THE TOUR DE JAMAICA HOMO!!!
[horny_dexxx] HAHA
[sam_n_nellie] Hey pplz
[sam_n_nellie] How are we all this evening
[sam_n_nellie] hmmmm no answers
[bub] we're all fine. those of us who aren't brain damaged
[fraNk] WE ARE SAM N NELLIE, WE ARE BORG
[sam_n_nellie] TREKIE
[fraNk] I caught sam_n_nellie poisoning after I ate some raw chicken
[sam_n_nellie] right.... yeh sure
[hotman] *puts my hands on your hips slowly pulling your pussy closer to my hard dick*
[fraNk] woah, hotman, you are making me wet
* fraNk dumps water all over himself

02/22/03 Hot_Tub

[frank] i have the best roto tiller ever!!!
[Tom] YEAH WIT YOUR STUPID TILLER
[Tom] NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR BOUT YOUR TILLER
[kitten_slayer] You have an admirer :)
[fraNk] I have an admirer too, but not the type of admiration I truly desire *L*
* bub fondles fraNk's tiller
[fraNk] Tom, will you till my backside with your masterfully dinky tiller and give me a
friendly 'howdy' garden like reach around on my cucumber?
[Tom] WHAT ARE U SAYING FUCK OFF
*** Tom (217.78.4) has left location Hot_Tub
[bub] now Tom is all upset
[fraNk] oh darn, Tom left, no vegetable grabbing for me : (
[fraNk] who will grab my vegetable now? topo, will you take care of my salad needs? toss
me like a midget?
* topo enjoys her veggies with cheese*
[StealingBabies] please call midgets by their politically correct names. PEOPLE
MCNUGGETS.

02/26/03 /log

*** KICK WARNING User pleasBLOWme warned by Jeremy 2609 ( Bar ) ( nick and lewd
and all that jazz )
sent to -> *Jeremy* wouldn't that actually be (nick and lewd and all that jizz)?