April 9, 2003

[Auctioneer] Nephiril is auctioning: a well cooked roast of
the somewhat decayed remains of Rvd.
[Auctioneer] Nephiril is asking for 10 as a starting
offer.
[Auction] Nephiril: lol
[Auctioneer] Got 10 from Rvd. Do I hear 15?
[Auction] Rvd: wanna eat myself
[Auctioneer] Going once for 10!
[Auctioneer] Going twice for 10!
[Auctioneer] Sold to Rvd for 10 coins!
[Auction] Minion: wow, Rvd is going to have to be real flexible to
pull this one off haha

April 9, 2003

[Gossip] Pikachu: min
[Gossip] Minion: my interests are: eating cookies, playing tharsis,
being beheaded by puma
[Gossip] Pikachu: so your a fat dead guy then
[Gossip] Minion: yes, with skills *L*
[Gossip] Peaches: lmao
[Gossip] Pikachu: no thats on gangstar
[Gossip] Pikachu: only^
[Gossip] Poeun: BRB - Making out with this hot Earl1 girl on alamak.
[Gossip] Nephiril: bah, stupid nicks
[Gossip] Minion: LMAO earl1 the old bastud
[Gossip] Minion: I have gangstar, pika
[Gossip] Windwillow: Fear Earl.
[Gossip] Pikachu: since when have u been down
[Gossip] Minion: it's my online phone system in my 63 black 4 door
cadillac deville
[Gossip] Minion: "Yo, beeeyatch, dis is Gangstar, you be in an
emergency or what, YO?"
[Gossip] Pikachu: actually its gangstarr
[Gossip] Pikachu slaps you across the face.

May 11, 2003

[Gossip] Sway: I forgot it was Mother's day the first time I saw her
this morning.
[Gossip] Wussy hugs Cuddles.
[Gossip] Minion: that's okay, I'll give cuddle's mom extra lovin *L*
[Gossip] Wussy kisses Cuddles.
[Gossip] Wussy cuddles Cuddles.
[Gossip] Toy: more lovin that is
[Gossip] Toy: no fair! i was gonna get her that
[Gossip] Sway: But then I was sitting reading the newspaper and it hit
me.
[Gossip] Minion: THE NEWSPAPER HIT YOU???
[Gossip] Snow: laf.
[Gossip] Minion: WTF? file charges!!!!
[Gossip] Sway: Yeah.
[Gossip] Sway: It was a nice slap in the face.
[Gossip] Sway: Left the headlines on my cheek.

May 23, 2003

[Gossip] Metallica: I almost done one of the hardest quests in the game
soon I think...
[Gossip] Metallica: Can't wait to see if I finish..
[Gossip] Metallica: Will be among the top ten at last for top 50 table.
[Gossip] Metallica: My rightful position.. @_@
[Gossip] Minion: doggy style?
[Gossip] Metallica: laf.
[Gossip] Minion dances
[Gossip] Minion: couldn't resist
[Gossip] Minion: Rathgar asks you: are you gay?
[Gossip] Minion: hahahahha
[Gossip] Metallica: What the answer?
[Gossip] Minion: the answer? I can't tell you, that's quest info
[Gossip] Metallica: Ah yes.
[Gossip] Minion: yes, my butt, that would be a very difficult quest for
someone

May 23, 2003

[Gossip] Minion: i should wipe
[Gossip] Metallica: No.
[Gossip] Metallica: Never.
[Gossip] Someone: Is life so bad?
[Gossip] Metallica: Then you'll be back to starting over again.
[Gossip] Minion: huh? no, I meant my face, I have spaghetti sauce all
over it
[Gossip] Minion wipes his face
[Gossip] Minion: there, much better

May 25, 2003

[Gossip] Snow: wat happen
[Gossip] Brass: I don't have enough str
[Gossip] Toy: We get signal
[Gossip] Toy: lol "All your base are belong to us"
[Gossip] Minion: SOMEONE SET CHICO UP THE BOMB!!!
[Gossip] Toy: lol
[Gossip] Toy: Main screen turn on
[Gossip] Chico: ...
[Gossip] Toy: its you
[Gossip] Minion: hahaha
[Gossip] Toy: how are you gentlemen?
[Gossip] Chico: Fine
[Gossip] Toy: all your base are belong to us
[Gossip] Toy: you are on the way to destruction
[Gossip] Minion: you remember WAY too much of that *L*
[Gossip] Toy: what you say?
[Gossip] Toy: you have no chance to survive make you time
[Gossip] Toy: hahahaha
[Gossip] Toy: take off every zig
[Gossip] Minion: MAKE YOU TIME CHICO!! MAKE YOU TIME!!
[Gossip] Toy: you know what you doing
[Gossip] Toy: move zig
[Gossip] Chico makes time by resetting his watch.
[Gossip] Toy: for great justice!
[Gossip] Toy: i know the entire thing lol
[Gossip] Toy: we am the best!
[Gossip] Snow: ARE^^
[Gossip] Toy: AM^^^
[Gossip] Toy: you no am correct i
[Gossip] Minion: you is correct toy
[Gossip] Snow: laf.
[Gossip] Toy: me be forever correct
[Gossip] Toy: yes i are

May 25, 2003

[Gossip] Minion: I just installed GangStar in my car
[Gossip] Toy: gangstar???
[Gossip] Minion: THen of course I had to try it so I called them up
[Gossip] Minion: "Yo, beeeyatch, dis is Gangstar, you be in an
emergency or what, YO?"
[Gossip] Minion: no emergency, just testing the system
[Gossip] Toy: que es gangstar?
[Gossip] Minion: "Yo nig, dis be jerome, you voice be comin in loud n
clear, dem shits be workin good dog!!"
[Gossip] Toy: word up brutha!
[Gossip] Minion: cool cool, you shouldn't hear from me again unless
there is an emergency
[Gossip] Minion: "ah ite den, you'z all have dem a nice night,
beeyatch, thank you for calling gangstar" *CLICK*
[Gossip] Minion: it was a really nice conversation *nods*
[Gossip] Minion: pikachu wishes he had gangstar
[Gossip] Toy: lol i wish i had gangstar
[Gossip] Minion: it would be funny to have gangstar, they'd probably
give you the fastest directions to buy weed and score ho's

May 25, 2003

[Gossip] Metallica: laf I'm a fighting a really tough mob.
[Gossip] Minion: must be toy's mom
[Gossip] Minion: > look toys mom This huge hulking woman obviously has
a brain the size of a pea. She has been placed here in charge of sitting on
citizens to smother them and obviously enjoys her job. Dressed in only socks,
her bulging gut presents a formidable sight. A sign worn around her neck
reads 'ask me about prostitution'. Obviously written down so she doesn't have
to say it all in one sentence. She is in good shape. Wielding: a wooden
dildo
[Gossip] Metallica: laf sick
[Gossip] Toy: wow you do know my mom

May 26, 2003

[Gossip] Minion: heh, killed elven priest with a backstab and tree
stabs
[Gossip] Toy: a tree stab?
[Gossip] Toy: neat
[Gossip] Metallica: laf
[Gossip] Minion: THREE, damn you all *L*

May 28, 2003

[Gossip] Minion: HOLY CRAP AN ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!
[Gossip] Minion: *runs to get some money*
[Gossip] Minion: there should be a tharsis ice cream truck
[Gossip] Minion: where we could buy treats to raise our hp and stuff,
like drinks and the baker
[Gossip] Minion: wait, it would have to be an ice cream cart
[Gossip] Minion: in order to maintain the medieval theme *nods*
[Gossip] Metallica: Ye Olde Cream of Ice Cart

May 31, 2003

[Gossip] Rvd: oh wtf, now summoncloud wouldn't work
[Gossip] Minion: too sunny out
[Gossip] Minion: not enough moisture in the air
[Gossip] Minion: need to train hu.mi.di.ty

June 1, 2003

Announcement: Zenu has entered the game.

[Gossip] Minion: WELCOME ZENU PRINCESS WARRIOR
[Gossip] Ace: Princess warrior
[Gossip] Ace: lmfao
[Gossip] Majin: lick zenu
[Gossip] Majin lick zenu
[Gossip] Majin licks Zenu.
[Gossip] Minion: okay
[Gossip] Minion licks zenu
[Gossip] Majin: feel confidnt in me lmfao
[Gossip] Majin: I can't type
[Gossip] Minion: that's okay, I can't read
[Gossip] Majin: Are you'e the illiterate person I've been hearing
about. Good for you for breaking the barriers of mudding
[Gossip] Minion: I would respond but my complete and utterly ignorant
inability to read prevents me from comprehending your previous post, I
apologize profusely
[Gossip] Majin: I would type something profound and moving. But you're
inability to read would prevent you from inderstanding it so: efjldfa lj iuf
aiuw

June 1, 2003

[Gossip] Minion: Kenneth is full, he had a barbeque, ate, and left
[Gossip] Minion: I base this observation on his best kill

K e n n e t h
Best kill: A pig

[Gossip] Majin: Pig Slayer!! Bow before his mighty pork chops of doom
[Gossip] Imanewbie: nah
[Gossip] Imanewbie: Lorehaedon eats pigs for breakfast!
[Gossip] Minion: the pigs loins were no match for kenneth and his
newbie armor of doom!!
[Gossip] Cinn: laf
[Gossip] Majin: fear that newbie armour
[Gossip] Imanewbie: armour!
[Gossip] Cinn: must u be so funny im trying to be cranky
[Gossip] Majin trembles in anticipation.
[Gossip] Majin: all this talk of pigs
[Gossip] Minion: ahh, yes, the image of Kenneth, sitting in front of
the fire, with a big fat smelly ishtar pig slowly rolling on a spit, dripping
juices as Kenneth bites into it like the vicious hungry newbie adventurer he is.
is, isn't that really what Tharsis is all about? Love, and eating pigs?

June 1, 2003

[Gossip] Imanewbie: it's a good thing I don't need to hunt in dmoor
anymore or else I'd be pissed these days :)
[Gossip] Minion: i used to be the only one in here
[Gossip] Minion: well, me and poeun
[Gossip] Imanewbie: I was the first person ever to use dmoor for exp :)
[Gossip] Imanewbie: how much an hour do you make in there minion?
[Gossip] Minion: about $6.70, then after one month I get a .25 raise,
plus benefits

June 1, 2003

[Gossip] Minion: you better understand edged weapons....
[Gossip] Minion: OR ELSE!!!
[Gossip] Minion: I think that should be added in at the end of that aa
[Gossip] Minion: YOU BETTER UNDERSTAND EDGED WEAPONS... OR ELSE BXXCH!!
[Gossip] Metallica: You learn to give Minion 10,000 gold coins with
greater ease than before
[Gossip] Staxozero: Is your life incomplete? Do you feel a hole in your
life? Well then donate coins to the Give Staxozero coins foundation and make
a difference!

June 1, 2003

[Gossip] Dargos: Matrix Reloaded kicked anus!!!
[Gossip] Dargos: and Matrix Revolution will be even better
[Gossip] Metallica nods at Dargos.
[Gossip] Minion: in the last matrix movie, it will be revealed that neo
has a last name
[Gossip] Minion: it is politan, and he loves playing Tharsis
[Gossip] Minion: in revolutions, a gigantic ice cream monster in the
image of arnold schwartzenegger named Terminator4 appears and starts killing
all the humans
[Gossip] Staxozero: lol
[Gossip] Minion: the ice cream monster is made of 3 flavors, chocolate,
vanilla, and strawberry
[Gossip] Minion: in the end, the monster is dying, and looks up to neo,
and says "I AM YOUR FATHER!!"
[Gossip] Metallica: lmao
[Gossip] Dargos: laf
[Gossip] Minion: it is sad, dramatic, and fitting, there will not be a
dry eye in the house *nods*

June 2, 2003

[Gossip] Shae: My grandmother is blind
[Gossip] Minion: I'm blind
[Gossip] Shae: I'm sure you are
[Gossip] Minion: what did you just say shae??
[Gossip] Cell: im blind 2
[Gossip] Minion: what???
[Gossip] Shae: what? my grandma's blind? *LMFAO*
[Gossip] Minion: I can't see what any of you are writing *feels his way
around*
[Gossip] Toy: did u grab my ass minion!????
[Gossip] Minion: was that your butt? I thought it was katies
[Gossip] Katie: ...
[Gossip] Wussy . o O ( Shae is full of it ) .
[Gossip] Toy: no...if it felt like cottage cheese its mine
[Gossip] Shae: I'm serious.. *L*
[Gossip] Katie: Ew cottage cheese.
[Gossip] Shae: and yes.. I am full of it.. but you know.. *L*
[Gossip] Rvd: lol at cottage cheese
[Gossip] Minion: hmmm, who's butt is this I'm feeling now? Wish I could
see, it's a huge butt!!! OUCH SHE IS HITTING ME!!! You are going to die now
you cow!!!

Minion has slain the beloved Queen Morgase. The citizens of Andor mourn their loss.

[Gossip] Minion: YAH
[Gossip] Minion: take that
[Gossip] Minion: teach you to beat on a blind pervert

June 3, 2003

[Gossip] Skyline: Btw idling cooking.
[Gossip] Someone: Fear "Cooking with Skyline".
[Gossip] Minion: alternate american title for the book "WHERE DID MY
DOG GO???"