June 4, 2003
[Gossip] Katie: You can't get demon, rvd.
[Gossip] Katie: Laf.
[Gossip] Rvd: yeah I can
[Gossip] Rvd: with q gear silly!
[Gossip] Katie: In 3 hours maybe.
[Gossip] Katie: I can't even.
[Gossip] Rvd: ok, so if you want dgear, go ask metallica
[Gossip] Katie: I haven't tried, but still.
[Gossip] Poeun: you're just a girl
[Gossip] Rvd: or Issac!
[Gossip] Katie: And life is not fair.
[Gossip] Minion: WOOO ISSAC!!!!
[Gossip] Poeun: right Issac?
[Gossip] Issac: ????
[Gossip] Rvd: Issac, go get me demon gear!
[Gossip] Rvd: on the double!
[Gossip] Poeun: btw, i meant to tell you 5 years ago, but its spelled
Isaac.
[Gossip] Issac: haha
June 4, 2003
[Gossip] Vlavarious: bah.. irongrip sword is nearly useless
[Gossip] Minion: you need to advance grip, that's why
[Gossip] Vlavarious: wat grip
[Gossip] Minion: advance be.at.it
[Gossip] Vlavarious: be???
[Gossip] Minion: that will help you grip
[Gossip] Minion: yah
[Gossip] Minion: beat it
[Gossip] Minion: bahahahahahahah
[Gossip] Vlavarious: bah...
June 17, 2003
[Gossip] Minion: It would cost 94218469 for 40 levels of co
[Gossip] Minion: if I trained myself *LOL*
[Gossip] Metallica: Nothing compared to what mine would be laf.. but
it's so large it doesn't work.
[Gossip] Minion: it's so large it doesn't work???
[Gossip] Minion gives Metallica some viagra
[Gossip] Metallica: -_-
[Gossip] Metallica: Hate..... Minion.......
June 17, 2003
Minion shouts: I want 100 hot naked gymnasts
Toy shouts: MALE?
Minion shouts: I knew you would do that!!!
Toy shouts: i knew that you knew that i would do that
June 21, 2003
[Gossip] Minion: okay, who killed naramsin???
[Gossip] Cadassa: pikachu
[Gossip] Pikachu: your god did
[Gossip] Minion: you are not my god
[Gossip] Pikachu: yes i am
[Gossip] Minion: i don't have a god
[Gossip] Minion: only a devil
[Gossip] Pikachu: u do its me
[Gossip] Minion: my devil is puma
[Gossip] Pikachu: surprise!
[Gossip] Minion: *L*
[Gossip] Minion: if you are god I'm mad at you
[Gossip] Pikachu: like i care
[Gossip] Minion: i thought you would say that
[Gossip] Minion: BAD GOD
[Gossip] Pikachu: see i got this god thing down pat
[Gossip] Minion: i think you are the laziest god ever
[Gossip] Pikachu: now wheres my offerings
[Gossip] Minion: I offer you a small sack
[Gossip] Minion: with nuts in it
[Gossip] Pikachu: ooh
[Gossip] Pikachu: wheres the nut cracker?
June 21, 2003
[Gossip] Minion: I don't like that idea
[Gossip] Brass: why not?
[Gossip] Minion: showing account on score
[Gossip] Pikachu: why not i like it
[Gossip] Pikachu: and i am your god remember
[Gossip] Minion: because, in medeival times, you wouldn't know how much
you had in the bank if you were out riding around in the woods killing pixies
and raping virgin maidens, would you? I think not
[Gossip] Minion: so it's not true to the theme of the game
[Gossip] Pikachu: didnt have bank accounts then either
[Gossip] Minion: now, if you had a tharsis cell phone, and you wanted
to call the bank from whatever village you were burning up and whoring around
in, that would be much more acceptable
[Gossip] Yours: now minion
[Gossip] Yours: MEDIEVAL
[Gossip] Pikachu: everyone should have to carry all their money on them
[Gossip] Minion: *RING RING* hello? Brax? yes, how much money do I have
in my account? ooh, 4 million coins? thanks!! I'll be by to deposit more,
and to kill you, later on today, bye!
[Gossip] Yours: lol
[Gossip] Pikachu: so when they die we can jack them
[Gossip] Yours: laf i'd rather have a chequebook
June 27, 2003
[Gossip] Rvd: hey guys, tucan's coming back!
[Gossip] Minion: NO
[Gossip] Rvd: yep
[Gossip] Minion: OH GOD NO
[Gossip] Rvd: next week!
[Gossip] Rvd: on a very special season finale of TG
[Gossip] Minion: I am very addicted to that show
[Gossip] Rvd: Tucan is revealed as smokedragon's assassin, and then
takes snow's life
[Gossip] Minion: and snow's buttginity
June 28, 2003
[Auction] Brass: sumone auction drinks, cakes and potions?
[Auction] Minion: and whores, lots of nasty fat whores
[Auction] Brass: those go without sayin
June 28, 2003
[Gossip] Poeun: my dads wallet is missing
[Gossip] Minion: I stole your dad's wallet
[Gossip] Poeun: shut up rob
[Gossip] Cinn: keep talkin rob
[Gossip] Cinn: hands rob a mic
[Gossip] Poeun: And all the people sang, "Shut up!....SHUT YOU'RE
FISHASS FACE UP, ROB!"
[Gossip] Minion: the name, is fraNk *does a super duper 'chosen one'
backflip and watches poeun and villain get run over by a metro train
[Gossip] Minion: Minion deftly steals Poeuns Dads wallet and replaces
it with a sack of cocks roughly the same size and weight and hopes he doesn't
notice.
[Gossip] Poeun: omg shut up now.. its not funny to lose a wallet
[Gossip] Minion: I know
[Gossip] Poeun: had his license n everythin in it
[Gossip] Poeun: he may've left it at the hardware soter Yesterday
[Gossip] Minion: I lost mine, or so I thought, and had to replace
credit card, atm card, drivers license, blockbuster card, unused condoms
*sad*
[Gossip] Poeun: laf condoms
[Gossip] Poeun: horrible place to store them
[Gossip] Poeun: Which would explain all those diseases you have.
June 28, 2003
[Gossip] Katie: Almost got pulled over by a cop.
[Gossip] Yours: for?
[Gossip] Katie: But the guy in front of me did instead.
[Gossip] Katie: Speeding.
[Gossip] Katie: laf
[Gossip] Yours: lol
[Gossip] Katie: I enjoyed it.
[Gossip] Minion: you are playing tharsis while driving?
[Gossip] Katie: No.
[Gossip] Minion: that's a good way to die
[Gossip] Minion: both here and in real life haha
[Gossip] Katie: I was idling.
[Gossip] Minion: oh, so you only play when the car is idling? good,
that is safe *S*
[Gossip] Yours: Oh you were idling while driving and used the time
while the red lights flashed to gpose?
[Gossip] Katie: Ok so how come lini only took one round that time, and
she had staff?
[Gossip] Katie: Geez.
[Gossip] Yours: heh
[Gossip] Katie: The cop was hot, I wish I would have gotten pulled over
by him.
[Gossip] Poeun: and then what would he do to you?
[Gossip] Poeun listens to Katie.
[Gossip] Katie: Laugh in my face and give me a ticket.
[Gossip] Poeun goes
'mMmmMmMMMMmmMMMMmMmMmmMmMMmMMM!!!!!!!'
[Gossip] Poeun: What we he do with his BATON??
[Gossip] Katie: lol
[Gossip] Minion: You know you wanted the cop to 'backstab' you, oh
yah!!
[Gossip] Minion: The cop sneaks around the backside of katie and
prepares to violate her!!!
[Gossip] Yours: lol
[Gossip] Minion: Katie turns and sees the cop, and giggles!!
[Gossip] Yours: laf
6/28/03
[Gossip] Minion: guess how much block i got Iori
[Gossip] Iori: 800??
[Gossip] Minion: close, 749
[Gossip] Iori: guess how much i got
[Gossip] Minion: 12?
[Gossip] Iori: ...
[Gossip] Minion: 1344
[Gossip] Iori: close, 1440
[Gossip] Minion: sweet mama jebus
[Gossip] Minion: that's a lot of block
[Gossip] Minion: I hereby call you Lego
[Gossip] Iori: lol
[Gossip] Snow: Laf.
June 30, 2003
[Gossip] Minion: sure could use black boots (glistening)
[Gossip] Minion: hahaha glistening
[Gossip] Imanewbie: Shimmering
[Gossip] Minion: glistening because they are covered in swear, from the
cloak
[Gossip] Minion: OF ANALDOM
[Gossip] Minion: sweaT
[Gossip] Poeun is covered in swears.
June 30, 2003
[Gossip] Minion: The SiMs… The People Simulator from the Creator of Sim City...
and Metallica
[Gossip] Minion: what the???
[Gossip] Minion: I KNEW HE WAS A SIM!!
[Gossip] Villain: lol
June 30, 2003
[Gossip] Pikachu: I will do the new terminator
[Gossip] Metallica: Alyssa Milano?
[Gossip] Pikachu: she will have my babies
[Gossip] Pikachu: little killer versions of me
[Gossip] Metallica: Is that the new terminator?
[Gossip] Pikachu: dont be silly
[Gossip] Pikachu: new terminator is some tall blond bird
[Gossip] Pikachu: she = fit
[Gossip] Minion: LARRY BIRD???
[Gossip] Pikachu: yeah him
[Gossip] Pikachu: id like to do him
[Gossip] Minion: he will get it in the hole every time, he's amazing!!
[Gossip] Pikachu: ill look forward to that
[Gossip] Pikachu: which hole tho?
[Gossip] Pikachu: theres a few
[Gossip] Pikachu: said something so stupid even minion couldnt be more
retarded on top go me
[Gossip] Minion: I love to be retarded on top, but only when having sex
on the short bus
[Gossip] Metallica: laf.
[Gossip] Pikachu: with larry bird?
[Gossip] Metallica slaps Minion across the
face.
July 18, 2003
[Gossip] Poeun: i love naked women
[Gossip] Minion: hehehehe
[Gossip] Ranma: > [Gossip] Poeun: i love naked women;[Gossip] Minion:
hehehehe
[Gossip] Minion: [Gossip] Ranma: I love naked Minion
[Gossip] Minion: GROSS
[Gossip] Minion: *dances*
[Gossip] Peaches: aww come on guys
[Gossip] Peaches: everyone loves naked woman..
[Gossip] Ranma: Do you peaches?
[Gossip] Peaches: *L* =)
[Gossip] Minion: come on peaches
[Gossip] Minion: but not on her face
[Gossip] Minion: hahaha
[Gossip] Minion: *hides*
July 19, 2003
[Gossip] Pikachu: actually i dont really care that the mobs dont track
any more
[Gossip] Pikachu: its good stops people just sitting in a romo with 50
mobs botting
[Gossip] Puma: Damn those botting mobs...
[Gossip] Minion: once I sat in a romo with some cheese
[Gossip] Minion: it was roma cheese, in my romo
[Gossip] Pikachu: minion your a homo
[Gossip] Layla: aw...
[Gossip] Pikachu: sapian
[Gossip] Minion: not erectus?
[Gossip] Pikachu: no
[Gossip] Metallica: Later on maybe..
[Gossip] Metallica: When I come over.
[Gossip] Pikachu sings to Metallica: and minion
sitting in a tree KISSING
[Gossip] Toy: homo erectus is standing man, not gay erection
[Gossip] Minion: thank you so much for that science and history lesson,
oh Discovery channel buff toy *L*
[Gossip] Toy: lol
July 19, 2003
[Gossip] Shae: she's too cute for her own damn good.. *eyes narrow*
[Gossip] Pikachu: it was dumb
[Gossip] Minion: you shush, pika, she is much cuter than your hand,
even with lipstick on your thumb
[Gossip] Pikachu: nothing is cuter then my hand
[Gossip] Minion: oh I know *blinks longingly at pikachu*
[Gossip] Pikachu: u dont know jack
[Gossip] Metallica: Is that your hands name? Last name, Off?
[Gossip] Minion: first name, jaqueline?
July 20, 2003
[Gossip] Minion: Tolnedra police officer just killed me
[Gossip] Rvd: laf
[Gossip] Minion: smelly donut eating pig
[Gossip] Rvd: he rodney kinged you
[Gossip] Chico: Really?
[Gossip] Chico: Laf.
[Gossip] Minion: great, now i'm in the pig mobile
[Gossip] Rvd: laf
[Gossip] Chico: I found one, I'll kill him for you.
[Gossip] Minion: the cop asked me "your eyes look bloodshot, have you
been drinking?"
[Gossip] Minion: and I replied "no officer, but your eyes look glazed,
have you been eating donuts?"
[Gossip] Metallica: LOL
[Gossip] Rvd: the tolnedra city police officer says "ok sir, step out
of the vehicle, I'm going to need a breathalizer"
[Gossip] Metallica: I love doughnut jokes.
[Gossip] Rvd: do you enjoy eating rusty brown's ring donuts met?
[Gossip] Minion: tolnedra police officer says: how bout a cavity search
you little bitch, drop your armor and bend over the car