July 22, 2003

[Gossip] Minion: well, I'm going to go, if I'm on tomorrow, won't need
any gear, just going to have to train that stupid dex, damn, lini is way
harder now too, sucks
[Gossip] Warlock: no yur just way weaker !
[Gossip] Minion: you should see our guild box Warlock, 3 cloaks, 4 rose
bracelets, 3 staffs of banana, 2 staffs of good
[Gossip] Warlock: yea right lol
[Gossip] Minion: 84 staff of ginors
[Gossip] Minion: 4 godly armours
[Gossip] Minion: and 11 full sets of Q gear, wow being a thief is great
[Gossip] Warlock: there can only be like 25 max ginors in a game lol
[Gossip] Minion: quit with your lies, saddamlock

July 24, 2003

[Gossip] Minion: I don't know why, but christine aguilera totally trips
me, that sluttyness seems to make me want to *BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP* Tharsis
Wizards have determined that Minion's comments are not in the spirit of the
game and therefore we have deleted the last 420 words of this post, starting
with "bend her over the couch" and ending with "show you what it's like to
have hair gel like something about mary"
[Gossip] Shae: *L* how woul dyou know? *L*
[Gossip] Metallica: Screw you Ember.
[Gossip] Minion: You forgot "I want to" metallica *nods*
[Gossip] Ember: [Gossip] Metallica: Your sacrifice will bring you
closer to God... and your friends will like you more.
[Gossip] Metallica winks conspiratorily at
Shae.
[Gossip] Love: I can run a MUD on my computer.
[Gossip] Minion: I can run IN mud outside

July 24, 2003

[Gossip] Minion: Hello there Whorelock
[Gossip] Minion: how are you tonite?
[Gossip] Metallica: What I meant by that was... You didn't die.
[Gossip] Minion: and more importantly, how is your mom? *S*
[Gossip] Warlock: shes good...she went missing today dunno where she
is? if she's there tell her to come home
[Gossip] Minion: NO
[Gossip] Minion: I mean, no I don't know where she is
[Gossip] Minion: not 'no she is here making cookies and I won't send
her home'
[Gossip] Metallica: WTF? She was supposed to bake for me tonight.
[Gossip] Warlock: eww did you just say you were eating her cookie? ok
im quittin
[Gossip] Metallica: You little Mom Hog.
[Gossip] Minion: mom hog me
[Gossip] Minion: ):8 ) – OINK

July 26, 2003

[Auction] Vlavarious: anyone ?? Q gear 111111 ?
[Auction] Minion: I want Q gear version 222222, sorry
[Auction] Smokedragon: rofl
[Auction] Minion: you and your old outdated q gear
[Auctioneer] Vlavarious is auctioning: a stone of
Weightlessness, an ice dagger, a red puzzle piece, a Quarite gloves, a
Quarite shield, a Quarite armour, a Quarite leggings, a Quarite boots, Rose
bracelet, a ring of nature and a Quarite helm.
[Auctioneer] Vlavarious is asking for 222222 as a starting
offer.
[Auction] Scarface: u wish
[Auction] Tails: obviously vlav didn't get the joke

July 26, 2003

[Gossip] Smokedragon: lol 3 sets of black gear in box, 1 set of rose
and 3 good staves, and NO druids
[Gossip] Metallica is a Drewid. Long live Drew Carey
guild.
[Gossip] Metallica: More than half of our gcommands involve drinking
beer.
[Gossip] Metallica: For no apparent reason at all.
[Gossip] Smokedragon: that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard.
[Gossip] Ember laughs its head off!!!!
[Gossip] Metallica: Drew Carey guild kicks your ass.

July 27, 2003

[Gossip] Minion: I never go to styl
[Gossip] Minion: I spend most of my time somewhere else
[Gossip] Cadassa: then it is bullshit
[Gossip] Cadassa: not mean u minion
[Gossip] Minion: YAH SCREW YOU THEN
[Gossip] Minion: not you cadassa
[Gossip] Metallica: PISS OFF CADASSA!!!!!
[Gossip] Metallica: Not you Cadassa.
[Gossip] Yours: Laf.
[Gossip] Cadassa: shitty arse

August 3, 2003

[Gossip] Minion: you and met and issac getting block again, I wanted to
beat everyone
[Gossip] Pogo: well,me needs yall to learn from
[Gossip] Pogo: cant live wifout yall...lol
[Gossip] Minion: Pogo are you from Alabama?

August 5, 2003

[Gossip] Twizted: black mob ripoff
[Gossip] Minion: twiz is a racist
[Gossip] Minion: why talk bad about the black mob when the white mob
keeps you down?

August 8, 2003

[Thief] Hellspawn: poeun come quick
[Thief] Minion: poeun doesn't come any other way

August 16, 2003

[Gossip] Vlavarious: Two demon's bands are on the ground.
[Gossip] Smokedragon: i could kick thie shit out of vlavarious.
[Gossip] Smokedragon: Yep
[Gossip] Vlavarious: come get me lol
[Gossip] Smokedragon: go pk you lil w3hore
[Gossip] Gaia: david schwimmer is a tool
[Gossip] Gaia: play mafia like me and purgatori!
[Gossip] Smokedragon: come on, go pk vlav, i dare ya
[Gossip] Smokedragon: PUSSY
[Gossip] Vlavarious: why do i have to listen to you ?? go look at
yourself in front of the mirror and see who is the biggest pussy
[Gossip] Gaia: CAT
[Gossip] Smokedragon: first off you dumb asian, that made no sense.
[Gossip] Vlavarious: so are u
[Gossip] Smokedragon: If I were asian, i'd hang myself.
[Gossip] Vlavarious: laff
[Gossip] Minion: if you were asian, you wouldn't be very well hung
[Gossip] Vlavarious: do i care ?
[Gossip] Smokedragon: Tis why i'd hang myself Minion.
[Gossip] Smokedragon: the world turns as vlavarious tries to make any
sense at all, but since he's asian he fails and the world still rotates.
[Gossip] Gaia: you both are confusing
[Gossip] Vlavarious: laf .... what an idiout
[Gossip] Smokedragon: first off you dumb asian, it's idiot. second,
stfu.
[Gossip] Vlavarious: shut yours up too
[Gossip] Smokedragon: Yours is not on atm, last on 1 week 1 day 18
hours 35 minutes.
[Gossip] Gaia: thankfully laf
[Gossip] Smokedragon: i'm a go masturbate all over the asian picture.

August 16, 2003

[Gossip] Minion: one round again, wow having some block is nice
[Gossip] Poeun: kill gaywn and lini now
[Gossip] Edudlil: yea!
[Gossip] Edudlil: you are still weak =)
[Gossip] Minion: *L* Poeun is the bully and edudlil is like his chubby
little brother yelling comments from the side

August 16, 2003

[Gossip] Fry: ARGH
[Gossip] Fry: NEED WORK
[Gossip] Fry: but no, these wizs aren't coming online....
[Gossip] Fry: they really don't promote builders much
[Gossip] Fry: have to sit around and wait for all the masses to provide
one person who actually is any good and devoted, but then they quickly jerk
him up the ranks to wiz....then that person stops appearing online hardly at
all
[Gossip] Minion: who, Squeak?
[Gossip] Fry: what?
[Gossip] Fry: squeak became a wiz?
[Gossip] Minion: yah, well, an apprentice, I was shocked
[Gossip] Fry: wow
[Gossip] Vlavarious: squeak ??
[Gossip] Vlavarious: squeak is only 64 levels
[Gossip] Fry: yeah squeak usually on frequently
[Gossip] Minion: squeak has done a LOT for the game
[Gossip] Fry: i was thinking of ember...and ranma
[Gossip] Fry: but was ranma ever a builder?
[Gossip] Fry: yeah ranma is one of the main dudes
[Gossip] Fry: where is pyro? he on vacation or something?
[Gossip] Fry: funny guy....
[Gossip] Vlavarious: he quit
[Gossip] Fry: no kidding?
[Gossip] Fry: no he didn't or else he would be listed as retired
[Gossip] Fry: that's impossible....that guy has spent like a year and 8
months of his life on this game....
[Gossip] Minion: ranma is in iraq, his unit got activated
[Gossip] Minion: and pyro might still be in jail, he had some legal
issues I guess *shrugs*

August 17, 2003

[Gossip] Cadassa: everyone finger me
[Gossip] Gnort: laf
[Gossip] Minion: wow, that was a slutty comment
[Gossip] Poeun: hahaha
[Gossip] Minion: Alex, I'll take "Things A Female Should Never Say At A
Frat Party" for 500

August 17, 2003

[Gossip] Yours: i bet i can get my blunt to 600 by the end of the week
[Gossip] Rvd: oh yeah...
[Gossip] Rvd: good luck finding metallica and getting him on
[Gossip] Minion: good luck finding metallica and getting him off too

August 20, 2003

[Gossip] Pikachu: angelic protector is bigger than guardian heh
[Gossip] Minion: I don't know how big they are, never looked in thier
pants
[Gossip] Minion: wierdo
[Gossip] Minion: haha
[Gossip] Yours: lmao
[Gossip] Pikachu: hoho
[Gossip] Pikachu: mo
[Gossip] Minion: larry
[Gossip] Minion: and curly too
[Gossip] Minion: it's the ho ho ho christmas stooges special
[Gossip] Minion: starring metallica as larry, tucan as mo, and puma as
curly

August 21, 2003

[Gossip] Minion: HELLO RVDBACCA!!
[Gossip] Rvd: HI MINIONBACCA
[Gossip] Minion: whatever, I'm Minion Solo
[Gossip] Rvd: whatever
[Gossip] Rvd: I'm rvd-2
[Gossip] Minion: *LOL*

August 31, 2003

[Gossip] Poeun: Was rota good?
[Gossip] Minion licks his lips
[Gossip] Minion: it was... DELICIOUS

October 6, 2003

[Gossip] Issac: any wizard on?
[Gossip] Issac: im bugged
[Gossip] Ace: I'm a bug.
[Gossip] Minion: you are bugging me

October 6, 2003

[Gossip] Minion: | block 1000/ 644
[Gossip] Metallica: Congrats.
[Gossip] Minion: yep yep, working on that for a long time
[Gossip] Metallica: You better not pass me.
[Gossip] Metallica: OR ELSE.
[Gossip] Metallica: You're only 360 away.
[Gossip] Minion: I'm going after gp and hp now for awhile
[Gossip] Minion: I want 1500 hp and 1000 gp
[Gossip] Metallica: I want 3k HP.
[Gossip] Minion: I have 3K pointed
[Gossip] Metallica: Oh I bet.
[Gossip] Ganthrinthor: Then how are you level 80-whatever?
[Gossip] Ganthrinthor: 70
[Gossip] Minion: I'm not
[Gossip] Ganthrinthor: 66?
[Gossip] Minion: that's me
[Gossip] Metallica: Number of the Liar.
[Gossip] Minion: *LMAO*
[Gossip] Minion: the antitruth

October 12, 2003

[Gossip] Fantom: max - are you cadassa?
[Gossip] Max: Nope
[Gossip] Max: Max is Max
[Gossip] Minion: GASP
[Gossip] Minion: YOU ARE MAX???

November 7, 2003

[Gossip] Pig: wtf gay lag
[Gossip] Minion: ahhh yes, gay lag, the lag that pinches your butt and
winks at you