May 11, 2004

[Auctioneer] Dart is auctioning: a burnished longsword.
[Auctioneer] Dart is asking for 200 as a starting offer.
[Auction] Minion: OMG!!!
[Auctioneer] Got 10000 from Minion. Do I hear 10500?
[Auction] Crash: lmfao
[Auctioneer] Going once for 10000!
[Auction] Minion: please, no one bid!!!!
[Auctioneer] Going twice for 10000!
[Auction] Minion: I'm broke
[Auctioneer] Sold to Minion for 10000 coins!
[Auction] Geronimo: lol
[Auction] Dart: are you really broke dude
[Auction] Crash: he's fulla shint
[Auctioneer] Dart is auctioning: a frog pelt.
[Auctioneer] Dart is asking for 100 as a starting offer.
[Auction] Minion: OMFG!!!!
[Auctioneer] Got 10000 from Minion. Do I hear 10500?
[Auction] Crash: dude?
[Auctioneer] Going once for 10000!
[Auction] Geronimo: lmao minion
[Auction] Minion: this medication is AWESOME
[Auction] Dart: he buys anything
[Auctioneer] Going twice for 10000!
[Auctioneer] Sold to Minion for 10000 coins!
[Auctioneer] Geronimo is auctioning: a blue puzzle piece.
[Auctioneer] Geronimo is asking for 0 as a starting offer.
[Auction] Geronimo: ahh common min!
[Auctioneer] Got 1 from Crash. Do I hear 6?
[Auction] Dart: 6
[Auction] Geronimo: lol
[Auction] Crash: muhahaha
[Auctioneer] Going once for 1!
[Auctioneer] Going twice for 1!
[Auction] Dart: 6
[Auction] Dart: ok
[Auctioneer] Sold to Crash for 1 coins!

May 11, 2004

[Gossip] Madcow: bah it's almost time for me to go.
[Gossip] Minion: but you just came?
[Gossip] Minion smokes cigarette
[Gossip] Minion: as did I

May 15, 2004

[Gossip] Max: Bored
[Gossip] Minion: cement
[Gossip] Max: If I get to you, I gonna use cement and seal up your ass
hole.
[Gossip] Minion: whew, anything to keep you from putting your tongue
there
[Gossip] Minion : )
[Gossip] Minion: bahahaha
[Gossip] Max: ARGH
[Gossip] Max: Stupid..

June 10, 2004

[Gossip] Minion: am I a bad person?
[Gossip] Minion: I planted a giant machete (knife) in my buddy's
suitcase
[Gossip] Minion: he's going to the airport right now
[Gossip] Minion: and he doesn't know the machete is in his carry on
luggage
[Gossip] Someone: couldn't he get like 5 years prison for that?
[Gossip] Minion: they can?
[Gossip] Someone: if you did it with drugs they can get 25
[Gossip] Someone: I believe
[Gossip] Someone: and what if they only find it on the way back! he'll
be stuck somewhere away from home
[Gossip] Minion: oh, he has weed in his suitcase, but that is his, I
didn't plant it there, he always has like half a pound with him on long trips
[Gossip] Someone: you evil man you
[Gossip] Minion: he wouldn't get in any real trouble would he? for a
stupid knife and some weed?
[Gossip] Someone: a big machete in an airport?
[Gossip] Minion: yah?
[Gossip] Someone: heard of a little thing called 9/11?
[Gossip] Max: 911
[Gossip] Minion: yah, it's my birthday
[Gossip] Someone: it would be funny, but I actually think he could get
in some shit
[Gossip] Minion: nah, everyone will laugh when they see his suitcase,
it will be a funny joke
[Gossip] Someone: hah
[Gossip] Someone: could have just filled it with panties or something!
[Gossip] Minion: the security guard will pat him on the back and they
will all go have a beer and laugh
[Gossip] Someone: so he has no clothes but pink thongs
[Gossip] Someone: pink thongs when he does go away, though
[Gossip] Minion: by the way, I'm only kidding...
[Gossip] Someone pats Minion on the head.
[Gossip] Minion: can you imagine though, that would be a funny as hell
thing to do to someone if you REALLY hated them...
[Gossip] Someone: laf, yeah.. hated, not friend
[Gossip] Someone: unless your friend would like anal probes
[Gossip] Minion: max, would you plant a machete and marijuiana in my
suitcase???
[Gossip] Someone smirks in amusement.
[Gossip] Someone: and an anal probe for those long prison nights
[Gossip] Someone: do you think if they were doing that to you, and you
acted like you enjoyed it.. that they'd stop?
[Gossip] Minion: I usually stop people if they are using anal probes on
me
[Gossip] Minion: wait, I mean, I ALWAYS stop them
[Gossip] Minion: I mean, wait, I've never had that happen
[Gossip] Minion whistles innocently.

June 13, 2004

[Gossip] Minion: I can't wait for that new blockbuster coming out next
year
[Gossip] Minion: The Chronicles of Minion: Tharsis Gate
[Gossip] Minion: it's the sequel to that surprise hit, The Chronicles
of Minion: CyberMyst
[Gossip] Cuddles: i'm eating my 3rd bowl of Cheerios Berry Burst
[Gossip] Minion: Cheers To Your Belly Bust? HUH?
[Gossip] Cuddles: you know alamak went down at least twice today?
[Gossip] Minion: yes, I actually got some of that action and gave
alamak a pearl necklace
[Gossip] Cuddles rolls his eyes.

June 20, 2004

[Gossip] Minion: max, can you train me in re.mo?
[Gossip] Metallica: Not Max though 'cause he's storm.
[Gossip] Minion: HAHA, it’s retard.moron!!!!
[Gossip] Minion: edudlil said you are the highest in that, max
[Gossip] Minion: *L*
[Gossip] Max: ya right son of bitc(-)
[Gossip] Minion: hey, that's no way to talk to metallica
[Gossip] Metallica frowns unhappily.
[Gossip] Max: I am talking to you!
[Gossip] Minion: wow, apologize to him
[Gossip] Metallica: To ME? *cry*
[Gossip] Max: Not metallica.. you son of Bitc H!
[Gossip] Skitz: hehe...
[Gossip] Minion: wow, you be nice to metallica
[Gossip] Max hates all!
[Gossip] Minion: his mom is not a bizznitch
[Gossip] Minion: she's hot
[Gossip] Minion: with perky breasts and she makes good cookies
[Gossip] Poeun: You discard the ferry from the game.
[Gossip] Minion: NO!!!
[Gossip] Poeun: no more exp!
[Gossip] Minion: poor max
[Gossip] Minion: bring max back!!!!
[Gossip] Max: ?
[Gossip] Minion: thank god
[Gossip] Minion: I thought poeun had discarded you from the game
[Gossip] Skitz: lmao
[Gossip] Metallica: Minion - don't be mean to Max.
[Gossip] Poeun: i said ferry, not fairy

July 14, 2004

[Gossip] Drizzt: i dont know if i should train my pointed or go for
more block
[Gossip] Livid: those two you always want to keep close, and as a thief
i suggest you just raise block since you cant aa it
[Gossip] Drizzt: uh, ive heard that thieves can
[Gossip] Drizzt: but no one will tell me how
[Gossip] Livid: aa block? WHAAT.. wow this game has changed
[Gossip] Livid: thats bs people shoudl share that stuff.. greedy
bastards

July 31, 2004

[Gossip] Minion: GENTLEMEN!!!!
[Gossip] Minion: BEHOLD!!!!
[Gossip] Judas: what?
[Gossip] Minion: my penis is bigger than yours
[Gossip] Judas: i should hope so
[Gossip] Judas: considering i dont have one.. >.>
[Gossip] Minion: godly armour makes it really long
[Gossip] Minion: with horns on it
[Gossip] Minion: it breathes fire
[Gossip] Minion: with godly armor on it I mean

August 15, 2004

[Gossip] Minion: you know, even though he was in a boy band, nick lashay is pretty cool
[Gossip] Minion: and he’s boinking Jessica Simpson
[Gossip] Antari: quit watching newlyweds minion
[Gossip] Poeun: she would be awesome to have sex with but that is about it
[Gossip] Minion: I wish they had an unrated dvd in the bedroom
[Gossip] Minion: I mean, an unrated dvd of them in the bedroom
[Gossip] Minion: I’m sure then have some unrated dvds IN their bedroom
[Gossip] Minion: so she can watch and learn how to have sex
[Gossip] Poeun: can you imagine what that honeymoon was like?
[Gossip] Minion: this is all she said....
[Gossip] Minion: "OUCH"
[Gossip] Poeun: she doesn't know how to cook or clean or even shop
[Gossip] Antari: hahahahaha
[Gossip] Minion: "it's hurting me"
[Gossip] Poeun: she's always pouting
[Gossip] Poeun: lmao
[Gossip] Metallica: Just watch Anime.
[Gossip] Minion: "does it get better, it's... OUCH OH OUCH OUCH"
[Gossip] Antari: thankfully that show is over
[Gossip] Minion: "oh god nick, it's so tiny, yes, but it's tearing me
in half"
[Gossip] Minion: "PLEASE STOP, OH MY GOD!!!"
[Gossip] Antari: how can something so small hurt so much!?
[Gossip] Antari: i'm.. bleeding!?
[Gossip] Minion: *LMAO*
[Gossip] Poeun: "wrong hole, nick" ... "i said WRONG HOLE, NICK!!!!"
....."NICCCCCK!!!!!"
[Gossip] Minion: she wouldn't say that *L*
[Gossip] Minion: "nick, I poop there *gasp*"
[Gossip] Antari: hahahah
[Gossip] Poeun pictures jessica with a pouty face while giving head and
staring up at him, sheepishly bobbing up and down, sadly.
[Gossip] Antari: you know she doesn't swallow
[Gossip] Poeun: like anyone'd tell her when they're gonna cream
[Gossip] Antari: rofl

August 23, 2004

[Gossip] Slim: is there any weapon other than sog that can double hit?
[Gossip] Kiros: YA!
[Gossip] Kiros: A LOT OF THEM!
[Gossip] Kiros: Decap, sop
[Gossip] Metallica: There is not.
[Gossip] Kiros: umm
[Gossip] Metallica: You don't really have a brain do you?
[Gossip] Minion: no
[Gossip] Minion: that's why I'm on this yellow brick road

September 3, 2004

[Gossip] Zohar bumps Issac off the edge.
[Gossip] Zohar: hohohoho
[Gossip] Zohar taps his foot impatiently.
Announcement: Issac has left the game.
[Gossip] Metallica: Snazzy.
Announcement: Issac has entered the game.
[Gossip] Zohar: muahahaha
[Gossip] Metallica: Hey Issac.
[Gossip] Metallica goes hi! at Issac.
[Gossip] Minion: Hey Issac
[Gossip] Zohar: i can't do anything as an apprentice
[Gossip] Minion: are you shitting me, he has an auto login for that????
[Gossip] Zohar: and prodigy taking the longest crap ever
[Gossip] Minion: at least 64" long
[Gossip] Zohar: lol
[Gossip] Minion: curling in the toilet like a smelly brown anaconda
[Gossip] Minion: with Ice Cube and J Lo staring at it
[Gossip] Minion: a big brown tail
[Gossip] Zohar: prodigy looks like a dinosaur with that tail
[Gossip] Malok: ROFL
[Gossip] Minion: he's like a star trek episode, fighting a giant
Klingon
[Gossip] Malok: ah, good ol' toilet humour

September 5, 2004

[Gossip] Snow: chatting with foreigners who understand chinese more
than cuddles, byebye
[Gossip] Minion sings: Your as cold as ice, ready to
sacrifice my love!!!!
[Gossip] Cuddles: I'm sitting on the floor with keyboard on my lap.
That's why i make so many typos.
[Gossip] Minion sings: URGENT!!!! SO
URGENT!!!!
[Gossip] Snow: don't explain why typos happen
[Gossip] Minion sings: Close your eyes, you got
double vision!!!!
[Gossip] Minion sings: Cuz I'm, hot blooded, check it
and see!!! I got a fever of 1 hundred and 3!!!!
[Gossip] Snow: what's done is done and cannot be undone so let it be so
if it was meant to be so
[Gossip] Brass: snow, go eat shit and die
[Gossip] Brass: its as simple as that
[Gossip] Snow goes
'mMmmMmMMMMmmMMMMmMmMmmMmMMmMMM!!!!!!!'
[Gossip] Cuddles: Stop dictating what i can and can't do. You're not
admin, You're a pest.
[Gossip] Snow: it's yummy
[Gossip] Minion sings: Your a JUKE BOX
HERO!!!!
[Gossip] Minion sings: HEAD GAMES!!!!
[Gossip] Minion: geesh, did all of that fly right over your heads??
those are all foreigner songs
[Gossip] Cuddles wonders what station Minion listens
to.
[Gossip] Minion throws his head back and cackles with
glee.
[Gossip] Minion: same one snow is listening to right now *L*
[Gossip] Cuddles: I have no clue what that song is.