August 13, 2005

[Gossip] Galvan: damnit i cant find my camera
[Gossip] Mrlongtongue: it's on your bookshelf
[Gossip] Galvan: i dont have a bookshelf
[Gossip] Mrlongtongue: and coincidently, I don't have psychic ability

October 19, 2005

[Gossip] Minion: DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE???
[Gossip] Minion stares dreamily at the ghost of
Smokedragon.
[Gossip] Pikachu: dead people?
[Gossip] Minion: haha, that is so wrong, yet so funny

Of course, this was after Smokedragon had been autologging in as a ghost
for like 2 days straight.

October 21, 2005

[Gossip] Eternal: i dont got a magic ball metallica... wanna give me
one? ;)
[Gossip] Metallica: Was talking to Galvan.. but uh, I'm all out myself.
[Gossip] Minion: of man gravy
[Gossip] Metallica: Ask Galvan for some balls.
[Gossip] Eternal: lol nu uh
[Gossip] Metallica: Why not? He has a few I'm sure.
[Gossip] Metallica: He's always playing with them..
[Gossip] Eternal: hmm, you sure he has some?
[Gossip] Metallica: Either that or he lost them in the neighbor’s back
yard again.
[Gossip] Metallica: I think so..
[Gossip] Metallica: And their dog chews on them quite a bit, so..
[Gossip] Galvan: i'll share...
[Gossip] Metallica: Ask him.
[Gossip] Eternal: lol, bad metallica
[Gossip] Eternal: bad galvan!
[Gossip] Metallica: How..?
[Gossip] Galvan: i like it rough
[Gossip] Eternal: bad tg!

October 29, 2005

[Gossip] Haunted: I have big balls.
[Gossip] Saint: so do i
[Gossip] Sporddreki: rofl
[Gossip] Sporddreki: nice to know. o_O
[Gossip] Saint: stating the obvious again =D
[Gossip] Jinx: I have..... balls
[Gossip] Minion: I have...
[Gossip] Minion: nuts
[Gossip] Minion: goblin nuts are absolutely magnificent
[Gossip] Haunted: Mine itch often.
[Gossip] Minion: you should see them
[Gossip] Minion: taste them too
[Gossip] Minion: absolutely amazing
[Gossip] Haunted: mmmm... salty.
[Gossip] Minion: yes, pika even says they are
[Gossip] Pikachu: they are
[Gossip] Pikachu: not
[Gossip] Sporddreki: rofl
[Gossip] Minion: well, the day you tasted them I had showered
[Gossip] Pikachu: actually yhat was my stunt double metallica
[Gossip] Pikachu: so you will have to ask him
[Gossip] Pikachu: im like Sadam I have lots of stunt doubles

February 19, 2006

[Gossip] Poeun: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MAJOR BUG
[Gossip] Poeun: look at box
[Gossip] Poeun: A sturdy crowbar Minion QTY 313
[Gossip] Poeun: how the hell did that happen?
[Gossip] Poeun: HOW
[Gossip] Poeun: .....
[Gossip] Galvan: roflmao
[Gossip] Poeun: and he takes out 10 and runs off with them
[Gossip] Poeun: What's going on!?
[Gossip] Galvan: thanks jackass, now they will probably make it so only
so many will be allowed at a time
[Gossip] Poeun: they are heavy. how can it be?
[Gossip] Poeun: i only know one place to get them, and they are heavy
there
[Gossip] Galvan: lol... hes been on for a while and not doing
anything.. just running back and forth to harn?
[Gossip] Galvan: errr
[Gossip] Galvan slaps himself across the
face.
[Gossip] Galvan: minion needs a life
[Gossip] Galvan: go get yourself some life
[Gossip] Minion smiles Life cereal *munch*
[Gossip] Minion: it was actually prodigy *L*
[Gossip] Galvan: yeah blame the bastard
[Gossip] Galvan: i mean prodigy
[Gossip] Minion: prodigy made a replicate, but it's the only thing so
far I've found that I can reproduce with it

February 24, 2006

[Gossip] Nimwei: emote hi
[Gossip] Minion: okay
[Gossip] Minion goes hi!
[Gossip] Nimwei: omg shit
[Gossip] Dragonfly: lol
[Gossip] Nimwei: god......i hate this
[Gossip] Minion: now, why did you have me do that?
[Gossip] Nimwei: go to bed you iraqi towel head

March 3, 2006

[Gossip] Minion: I just sliced carefully with confidence, I rock
[Gossip] Metallica: That's an edged AA.
[Gossip] Minion: I'm going to redo the descriptions of the entire nazi
area, that's such a stupid area to have here, it needs to be brought into the
fold with a more medieval update
[Gossip] Minion: so that it's not nazi anymore
[Gossip] Metallica: Medieval nazis...
[Gossip] Minion: it should be easy, just a matter of renaming
everything
[Gossip] Metallica: I want to be a pixie enchanter when I grow up.
[Gossip] Minion: I want to be a failing fisherman
[Gossip] Metallica: You're already half way there Minion.
[Gossip] Metallica: Got the failing part DOWN.
[Gossip] Legacy: what does ot.po do?
[Gossip] Metallica: Nothing.
[Gossip] Minion: it's supposed to help with specials on weapons, but no
one is really sure if it works
[Gossip] Metallica: Nothing works.
[Gossip] Legacy: oic that's stupid of it doesn't work
[Gossip] Legacy: if it doesn't work
[Gossip] Metallica: List of things that do not work - Weapon/Armour
Specials, Bags, Sandstorm, Majordamage, Thief Guild, Lifter of the Fog.

March 16, 2006

[Gossip] Antari: 50mil exp!
Fantom shudders as he stands victoriously over the corpse of Antari!
[Gossip] Fantom: 0 exp!
[Gossip] Minion: ahahahhahahaa
[Gossip] Antari: awwwww
[Gossip] Antari: You have no experience at all!

March 18, 2006

[Gossip] Minion: I'm carrying 6.5 million coins
[Gossip] Minion: cuz i'm moneybags
[Gossip] Metallica: Go PK and get it all stolen in one theft by Poeun.
[Gossip] Minion: oh man, I was about to be carrying 6.490 million,
where did you go?
[Gossip] Metallica: Haha.
[Gossip] Metallica: I'm fast!

March 22, 2006

[Gossip] Minion: you bastard
[Gossip] Minion: you are going to be paid for that!
[Gossip] Metallica: Hahahaha !!!!!!
[Gossip] Minion: block 1750/ 875
[Gossip] Gabriel: nice wow
[Gossip] Metallica: Haha.
[Gossip] Metallica: Why do you keep training it?
[Gossip] Gabriel: yah why, no point really
[Gossip] Metallica: Well I guess you're a thief and have nothing better
to train.
[Gossip] Nimwei: lol
[Gossip] Minion: now everything goes to stamina
[Gossip] Minion: for the next 10 years
[Gossip] Metallica: You won't be alive in 10 years if you keep playing
like you have laf
[Gossip] Minion: OH YOU ARE ONE TO TALK!
[Gossip] Metallica: At least I bot.
[Gossip] Metallica: While I sleep.
[Gossip] Gabriel: me too!
[Gossip] Minion: oh yah? you bot violently!
[Gossip] Minion: I've seen it!
[Gossip] Metallica nods.
[Gossip] Minion: one time you backstabbed eminem!!
[Gossip] Minion: AND HE WASNT EVEN ONLINE!!
[Gossip] Minion: first time that EVER happened!
[Gossip] Metallica: Yeah that was a good day.
[Gossip] Metallica: I hit him so hard he lost his internet connection
for a week.
[Gossip] Minion: I hit him so hard his kids were at -1 Hp in the
future!
[Gossip] Minion: You hit him so hard in Styl that he got smashed into
Ishtar!
[Gossip] Metallica: I hit him so hard his char died on Cybermist and I
got his HP here.
[Gossip] Minion: *LMAO*
[Gossip] Metallica: How else do you think I got this mad HP?

March 22, 2006

[Gossip] Gabriel: turned off my auto connect because i got jailed by
fantom last night
[Gossip] Minion: what does yours do?
[Gossip] Gabriel: enternal dised my q and i went off on him
[Gossip] Gabriel: and his wife, miss dragonfly
[Gossip] Minion: well, you can't be doing that. swearing on the main
is a bad thing
[Gossip] Minion: oh, so he's multi again??
[Gossip] Gabriel: oh i took it a bit further than mere swearing
[Gossip] Minion: geesh, bah
[Gossip] Gabriel: enternal = enigma
[Gossip] Minion: it's one person, I'm guessing
[Gossip] Gabriel: yah, well, him and dragonfly use the same connection
[Gossip] Minion: yah, you shouldn't swear on here
[Gossip] Minion: but it's hard to be as laid back as me you know?
[Gossip] Gabriel: lol
[Gossip] Minion laughs out loud.
[Gossip] Snow: Look who's talking, I wonder who swore the most on
gossip yesterday?
[Gossip] Gabriel: probably me
[Gossip] Gabriel: shoulda heard me
[Gossip] Snow goes no.
[Gossip] Snow whispers to Gabriel.
[Gossip] Minion: Snow, sarcasm is far beyond your grasp, isn't it?
[Gossip] Minion: YOU STUPID FUCK
[Gossip] Minion: haha, j/k
[Gossip] Snow: See.
[Gossip] Minion: I didn't do that, Prodigy made me do it

March 23, 2006

*I had to save this, because in terms of complete and utter idiocy, this completely moronic comment takes the cake*

[Gossip] Salius: if you had a log of gossip you could read about how
you were definitely idle from Prod's own lips

March 24, 2006

[Gossip] Minion: WTF that quest gives you 9 million exp????
[Gossip] Salius: each time?
[Gossip] Antari: are you serious?
[Gossip] Minion: no
[Gossip] Minion throws his head back and cackles with
glee.

April 7, 2006

[Gossip] Minion: aa 2 gp!! still lost!! growing more powerful, still
can't find my way!
[Gossip] Antari: lol
[Gossip] Minion: hooray!! it doesn't appear possible to go that way,
again!!
[Gossip] Minion: hooray, a fucking spider!! DIE BITCH
[Gossip] Smokedragon: You're lost?
[Gossip] Minion: nope
[Gossip] Minion: jesus showed me the way
[Gossip] Minion: just last night actually
[Gossip] Smokedragon: nice.
[Gossip] Minion: but then he never called me back
[Gossip] Minion frowns unhappily.
[Gossip] Smokedragon: Just wait by the phone.
[Gossip] Smokedragon: You sure you wrote down you number right?
[Gossip] Antari: should have *69ed him!
[Gossip] Minion: 1 800 Ask Jesus
[Gossip] Minion: no way man, beard + scrotum do not mix

April 12, 2006

[Gossip] Poeun: which country is this IP from? 222.154.48
[Gossip] Poeun: i don't know the last digits
[Gossip] Gabriel: no idea
[Gossip] Someone: New Zealand...
[Gossip] Poeun: ok cool
[Gossip] Minion: is that you zemekis?
[Gossip] Minion chuckles.
[Gossip] Poeun: because its a chick and first she said she was from
somolia and then NZ laf
[Gossip] Poeun: And i'm really aroused.
[Gossip] Poeun: I mean and i really like her.
[Gossip] Gabriel: poke her
[Gossip] Minion gasps in astonishment!
[Gossip] Gabriel: there goes gabriel, ruining the moment
[Gossip] Gabriel slaps himself across the
face.
[Gossip] Poeun: lmao