May 5, 2006
[Gossip] Minion: does anyone know exactly what happened to
'consider' and why it doesn't show the overall comparison anymore?
[Gossip] Antari: they considered the consider command worthless
[Gossip] Antari: the overall part, sorry
[Gossip] Minion: I believe they should reconsider the consider
command, it was very inconsiderate of them to consider the consider command
worthless, and it deservers reconsideration
May 8, 2006
Gossip] Minion: did they make hiding self a skill that determines
backstabs now or something?
[Gossip] Fantom: if it is then it has been for ages...
[Gossip] Fantom: I think whether you are hiding when you start the
backstab might have an effect.
[Gossip] Fantom: I've no idea what the hide command does
[Gossip] Fantom: maybe you don't have it
[Gossip] Minion: seems like I'm missing a lot of backstabs on small
mobs these days *shrugs*
[Gossip] Fantom: hmm - no change in that
[Gossip] Minion: didn't think so
[Gossip] Fantom: do you have the hide command? it's thief gcommand
[Gossip] Minion: haha
[Gossip] Minion: You hide
[Gossip] Vash hides.
[Gossip] Fantom: ok - that's the emote version
[Gossip] Vash: I have it!
[Gossip] Minion: *L*
[Gossip] Fantom: hide/sneak/peak/and/picklock - must be unreleased
I think
[Gossip] Fantom: and being a joining word, not a gcomm :)
[Gossip] Minion: oooh, I want to use peek on Katie
[Gossip] Fantom: no - it's peak - it makes you stand in a pyramid
shape for 30 seconds.
[Gossip] Minion: that is 'point'gnant
[Gossip] Vash: There should be a thief gcommand that leaves the
guild to join storm/druid. The amount of GP you spend determines how many
skills get taken from you as a penalty.
[Gossip] Fantom: there is. it's called 'leave' and if you use all
your gp then you lose 75% of your thief primary skills and 25% of the rest.
the other version of it (wipe) uses 0 gp and you lose all of all your skills.
May 16, 2006
[Gossip] Minion: good god
[Gossip] Fantom: yes
[Gossip] Minion: some girl just walked by
[Gossip] Fantom: how dare she
[Gossip] Minion: she has to be 18???
[Gossip] Antari: WOAH
[Gossip] Fantom: kill her
[Gossip] Minion: school girl outfit
[Gossip] Antari: stab stab stab
[Gossip] Minion: I'm telling belly to put hers on
[Gossip] Antari: erm.. poke poke poke!
[Gossip] Minion: you guys stink
June 19, 2006
[Gossip] Scorpio: GOD!
[Gossip] Minion: yes my daughter?
[Gossip] Scorpio: *pulls her hair out*
[Gossip] Minion: do you need spiritual guidance?
[Gossip] Minion: or conditioner?
June 21, 2006
[Gossip] Minion: everyone has been downgraded as far as how
powerful there attacks are, from early on, right?
[Gossip] Metallica: None of that matters when you have oranges and
watermelon.
[Gossip] Scorpio: lol
[Gossip] Metallica: NONE of it.
[Gossip] Minion: I sometimes like to fill my watermelon with vodka
and let it soak for 3 days in the fridge.
[Gossip] Minion: never get so drunk that you get confused and fill
your watermelon with urine though, that's a bad deal before a party :(
[Gossip] Scorpio: that sounds like it would be good. :o
[Gossip] Minion: GROSS SCORPIO!!
[Gossip] Scorpio: rofl
[Gossip] Minion: you like urine watermelons!
[Gossip] Kiros: Nasty
[Gossip] Antari: 3 days old?
[Gossip] Scorpio: i meant the vodka part.
[Gossip] Scorpio: weirdos
June 30, 2006
[Gossip] Kiros: I went to lordaeon and my gear was took by Antari
who killed lordaeon....
[Gossip] Kiros: So where is MY staff and black?
[Gossip] Poeun: i discarded what was on the floor. didn't steal
[Gossip] Kiros: so black shield is garbage?
[Gossip] Poeun: didn't see that
[Gossip] Kiros: And my staff?
[Gossip] Antari: the staff you took from me is long for good :)
take it to tells
[Gossip] Poeun: wasn't your staff.
[Gossip] Poeun: you scry people all the time to get free gear
[Gossip] Kiros: O.o
[Gossip] Poeun: so don't expect to get sympathy when you lose stuff
[Gossip] Kiros: Both of you are thieves and liars
[Gossip] Minion: Antari is a druid
[Gossip] Minion: I just checked the guild who
[Gossip] Kiros: Well, if I saw you both irl Id kick your asses.
[Gossip] Poeun: lmfao
[Gossip] Antari is crying in real!
[Gossip] Poeun: where do you live? compton?
July 15, 2006
[Gossip] Minion: what sort of features would you like to see in a
cordless drill?
[Gossip] Minion: why not a cordless drill cell phone with a folding
butt stock that swings out and fires multivitamins at an alarming rate at
unsuspecting african children who are malnourished?
[Gossip] Pikachu: kung fu grip
[Gossip] Minion: okay, you win
[Gossip] Pikachu: as i thought
[Gossip] Pikachu: twist and flick the drill into peoples eyes and
say POW
[Gossip] Minion: PRISONER OF WAR!!
[Gossip] Pikachu: so minion if you could have sex with any animal
in the world and have kids which would it be?
[Gossip] Minion: wow, that's a GREAT question
[Gossip] Pikachu: I know
[Gossip] Minion: probably a panda, because damn, I'm already so
attracted to them.
[Gossip] Minion: the only thing stopping me is the whole getting
mauled to death bit
[Gossip] Pikachu: well if you could
[Gossip] Pikachu: which characteristics would you like to give the
child and which would you want the panda to give?
[Gossip] Pikachu: you could call the kid Ho Min Chi Chi
[Gossip] Minion: well, obviously a panda would have the bigger
genitals and the fun fur, but I have such nice teeth and pretty eyes, and I
suppose my sublime buttocks
July 28, 2006
[Gossip] Power: Salius could always be a serial botter or killer
whichever
[Gossip] Pikachu: so when was salius punished?
[Gossip] Metallica: Not too long ago.
[Gossip] Minion: he's going to have to register with the national
botter offenders registry that was just signed into law
[Gossip] Power: rofl
[Gossip] Power: everytime he moves into a new neighborhood or new
mud we must warn them :P
[Gossip] Power: "That man who lives across from you is a botter!"
[Gossip] Minion: yes, and he can't go within 500 feet of any
internet connection
[Gossip] Minion: or library, or school
[Gossip] Minion: he has to attend BA, Botters Anonymous
[Gossip] Power rolls on the floor
laughing.
[Gossip] Minion: hello, my name is salius, I've been a botter for
26 weeks, 4 days, and 16 hours "HI SALIUS"
July 31, 2006
[Gossip] Chrome: im losing mouse power :(
[Gossip] Minion: that's why I don't use Mouse Gear
[Gossip] Minion: it's weak
[Gossip] Power: mouse?
[Gossip] Minion: You wear the final piece of Mouse Gear and feel a
sudden need for cheese!
[Gossip] Power laughs out loud.
[Gossip] Minion: if you don't continue to eat cheese while wearing
it you will slowly get very weak
[Gossip] Minion: and there is just not enough cheese in tharsis to
keep you powered up
[Gossip] Minion: save for my cheesy jokes
[Gossip] Minion: ain't that right fantom?
[Gossip] Scorpio: I'm not fantom but I agree.
[Gossip] Minion: wtf? you aren't fantom? dammit, you have the same
size boobs :(
[Gossip] Scorpio: It ain't easy being cheesy, eh Mini?
[Gossip] Power: lmao
[Gossip] Minion: I aim to cheese
September 10, 2006
[Gossip] Aspenn: any good weapons at the store yet?
[Gossip] Scorpio: are there ever good weapons in the store?
[Gossip] Minion: a loaf of bread
[Gossip] Minion: next to produce
[Gossip] Aspenn: what damage does a loaf do? lol
[Gossip] Minion: special is a yeast infection
[Gossip] Scorpio bops Minion on the head.
[Gossip] Scorpio: you can be so gross sometimes.
[Gossip] Pikachu: lol yeast infection
[Gossip] Aspenn: you got a loaf pika
[Gossip] Pikachu: its somewhere warm
[Gossip] Aspenn: careful with that its contagious
October 2, 2006
[Gossip] Jinx: fire dont know about weird al, thats before his time
[Gossip] Fire: Weird Al Yankovic?
[Gossip] Minion: yes, me
[Gossip] Jinx: Quiet, you.
[Gossip] Fire: Haha, I met him in person.
[Gossip] Minion: in prison?
October 10, 2006
[Gossip] Minion: is Edward back?
[Gossip] Minion: I want to get thrown out again, I’m coming back from
Styl
[Gossip] Minion: don’t go killing him Fire you bastard
Meanwhile:
Fire is here.
Edward the baker [scratched] is here.
Fire's cloud grows increasingly dark and begins to crackle and flash with light.
Fire attacks again. You hear a weird cry of delight.
Edwards shouts: You are about to die!!!
Fire nearly beheads Edward the baker with his Tual-masok.
Edward the baker missed Fire.
Edward says: ok, that's enough, piss off.
Edward the baker throws Fire out of the shop.
Fire arrives.
Fire raises his arms above his head.
A dark, heavy cloud forms before Fire.
Fire's cloud grows increasingly dark and begins to crackle and flash with light.
Fire makes a quick, slashing attacking.
Fire nearly beheads Edward the baker with his Tual-masok.
Fire blocks Edward the baker's attack.
Edward the baker pulls an empty flour bag over Fire's head and suffocates him to death.
Tharsis Gate shudders with laughter as Fire dies a horrible death!
The ghost of Fire unwields the Tual-masok.
The ghost of Fire lowers his arms slowly and the cloud dissipates.
Announcement: Fire has left the game.
[Gossip] Jinx: YES YES YES YES YES
[Gossip] Jinx: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Announcement: Fire has entered the game.
[Gossip] Fire: LOL
[Gossip] Jinx: YES YES YES YES YES FUCKING YES
[Gossip] Fire: funny shit
[Gossip] Jinx: I just nutted all over my keyboard
[Gossip] Minion: who killed you?
[Gossip] Fire: edward. laf
[Gossip] Jinx: thats who
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/\ F i r e \
| \___________________________________________________________________\
| | |
| | Level: 54 Race: Human Type: Non-PK |
| | Guild: Storm Gender: Male Position: Player |
| | |
| | Best kill: Tebarin, Gnoll Elite |
| | Arch foe: Edward the baker |
| | |
| | He is logged in now. |
| | On For 1 minute and 31 seconds. |
| | Email Address: asonJ87@gmail.com |
| | |
| | Approximate age: 1 week, 3 days |
| | |
| | No mail is waiting. |
\|____________________________________________________________________|
Fire wipes himself.