February 21, 2004

[Gossip] Minion: Lionpaw tells you: I really miss Knil, he was a joy to
cyber with
[Gossip] Lionpaw: you so much of a hater you making up.. tells lol
[Gossip] Lionpaw: Do you think they will accept you if you make fun of
me ? LOL.. you still be loser #1
[Gossip] Minion: Lionpaw tells you: I'm rot happy rith ru for saying
that on rossip
[Gossip] Dyne: don't be a bastard
[Gossip] Rvd: ^rastard
[Gossip] Lionpaw: It's sad Minion mommy never love you... and its a
shame daddy did love your A$$ to much! LOL
[Gossip] Dyne: shut up Lionpaw
[Gossip] Lionpaw: he started it lol
[Gossip] Dyne: Don't continue it
[Gossip] Rvd: be a man, and stop
[Gossip] Rvd: children these days...
[Gossip] Rvd: it's like a nursery school I've stumbled across
[Gossip] Lionpaw: you know i will...! why i tell them to leave me be..
cause on i get start hard to stop.. lubes Minion A$$ up
[Gossip] Lionpaw: afk

0 shouts: Guards!! Arrest that criminal!!
The Town Guards of Tolnedra arrest Lionpaw and drag him to the town dungeon
for harassment.
May the Gods have mercy on him.

[Gossip] Rvd sings: na na na na, na na na na, hey hey
hey, good bye.

February 23, 2004

[Gossip] Jeep: Cletus is here, smoking doobies with the scorpions.
[Gossip] Minion: that stupid pothead
[Gossip] Minion: he's supposed to be guarding the north entrance at
styl
[Gossip] Jeep agrees wholeheartedly.
p[Gossip] Minion: I'm reporting him
[Gossip] Minion: he'll hide in waco and the Styl ATF will come burn the
place down, killing all the little scorpions and snakes and multi headed dogs
in a big nasty fire

February 25, 2004

[Gossip] Rvd: ok max, are you going to respond
[Gossip] Minion: I hate fighting with Lionpaw on gossip, I feel like I
just pulled a kid off the short bus and beat him up when that happens
[Gossip] Geronimo: rofl
[Gossip] Rvd: ok max, are you going to answer...
[Gossip] Max: WHAT THE FARK YOU WANT
[Gossip] Max: NOW STFU
[Gossip] Rvd: you just bitched me out on gossip
[Gossip] Rvd: please explain your reasoning
[Gossip] Max: You FARKING RAID THE GUILD BOX
[Gossip] Rvd: get your facts right and your head out of your ass
[Gossip] Rvd: I'm not the only one
[Gossip] Ohgr: who cares
[Gossip] Jeep: who cares.
[Gossip] Max: Get the fact out and kiss my asses.
[Gossip] Max: I dun care.
[Gossip] Rvd: you have more than one?
[Gossip] Minion: you people fight too much, it's just a game, blocking
[Gossip] Metallica: Lmao Minion *cough*

February 29, 2004

[Gossip] Issac: we have wizard who abuses his power here too
[Gossip] Ranma looks at Issac with a questioning look
on its face.
[Gossip] Issac acts like ranma and follows issac
around to know where he stashes his stuff so he could log in as dyne to
loot.
[Gossip] Ranma: what are you talking about?
[Gossip] Issac: you know what i am talking about :)
[Gossip] Ranma: laf, No I don't
[Gossip] Issac: you aren't lying to me you're lying to yourself and god
knows if you did
[Gossip] Minion: I don't know if he did
[Gossip] Ranma: ?
[Gossip] Minion: don’t bring me into this okay?
[Gossip] Issac laffs at Minion!

February 29, 2004

p[Gossip] Minion: haha, LOTR just won twice in two minutes
[Gossip] Minion: FUNNY STUFF!!!
[Gossip] Metallica: Cause the movie's amazing.
[Gossip] Minion: yes it is, only one thing could have made it better...
[Gossip] Metallica: What's that?
[Gossip] Minion: Neo
[Gossip] Metallica: lol yeah
[Gossip] Metallica: Neo in a showdown with Sauron.
[Gossip] Minion: Disney is going to do an integrated cartoon this
summer, did you here what it's called?
[Gossip] Metallica: ?
[Gossip] Minion: Finding Neo
[Gossip] Metallica: laf......

March 5, 2004

[Thief] Minion: hey po
[Thief] Minion: when's my next gtitle come about?
[Thief] Poeun: 350 maybe
[Thief] Poeun: thieves got the least ammount of titles
[Thief] Minion: I could fix that
[Thief] Poeun: better than those lame ass storm titles
[Thief] Minion: haha yah
[Thief] Minion: Homosexual Hurricane
[Thief] Minion: Testicle Tornado
[Thief] Minion: Lover Lightning
[Thief] Minion: Fat Ass Fog
[Thief] Minion: Soddy Tsunami
[Thief] Minion : )

March 14, 2004

[Thief] Minion: boring
[Thief] Minion: wuffy, wanna cyber?
[Thief] Minion: I know you are a guy, but you can pretend to be a girl
[Thief] Minion: or I can be the woman, an older woman, like, if you are
into that
[Thief] Wulfy: half asleep do u want the polite reply or the piss of
im not awake reply?
[Thief] Minion: you don't need to be fully awake, I'll be gentle
[Thief] Minion: bahahah
[Thief] Rathgar: roflmfao

March 28, 2004

[Gossip] Poeun: Cavity?
[Gossip] Cheetara: search?
[Gossip] Poeun: Por favor?
[Gossip] Cheetara: minion you ever had one?
[Gossip] Minion: huh?
[Gossip] Minion: a search?
[Gossip] Cheetara: a cavity search
[Gossip] Minion: nope
[Gossip] Sway: Sign me up!
[Gossip] Cheetara: they're fun
[Gossip] Minion: well, my dentist gave me one
[Gossip] Minion: he found a couple
[Gossip] Pikachu: having sex?
[Gossip] Minion: with my dentist?
[Gossip] Pikachu: in your teeth?
[Gossip] Minion: nah, he's not my type

March 28, 2004

[Gossip] Vlavarious: who's getting Q?
[Gossip] Pikachu: me
[Gossip] Kaziganthi: me
[Gossip] Vlavarious: who got rota?
[Gossip] Metallica: I am.
[Gossip] Vlavarious: nice
[Gossip] Kaziganthi: me
[Gossip] Minion: me
[Gossip] Metallica: No.
[Gossip] Pikachu: i am really
[Gossip] Metallica: No.
[Gossip] Kaziganthi: Bad rota, had to spank it.
[Gossip] Minion: you

April 1, 2004

Announcement: Guest1 has entered the game.
You tell Guest1: GAY
Guest1 tells you: : (
Guest1 tells you: its me huxley
You tell Guest1: sorry... *cries*
Guest1 tells you: april fools
You tell Guest1: YOU BASTARD!!
Guest1 tells you: its me lionpaw :P
You tell Guest1: LIAR
Guest1 tells you: kekekeke
Announcement: Guest1 has left the game.
Announcement: Huxley has entered the game.

April 3, 2004

[Gossip] Issac: dilign out
[Gossip] Minion: dilling out?
[Gossip] Minion: you a pickle now or what?

April 3, 2004

[Gossip] Minion: okay, who beat off the most today?
[Gossip] Minion: I did twice
[Gossip] Pikachu: I would have but the fire stopped me
[Gossip] Pikachu: dont want people running in my room telling me to go
watch the fire while i got jimmy in my hands
[Gossip] Minion: always use lotion
[Gossip] Metallica: rofl
[Gossip] Minion: how long had it been since you spanked tater?
[Gossip] Minion: if it had been like 2 weeks, you could have helped put
the fire out with your soothing manly emmissions
[Gossip] Pikachu: 5 mins!
[Gossip] Minion: oh, you would have had but a dribble then
[Gossip] Pikachu: lol
[Gossip] Minion: no help at all
[Gossip] Pikachu: i get that a lot too
[Gossip] Metallica: laaaaaf
[Gossip] Minion: I wonder if there would ever be a fire fighting super
hero named Wadzilla, who's monster penis shoots out gallons of fire retardent
monster gravy
[Gossip] Minion: all the little kids would be running around outside
"YAH MONSTER GRAVY MONSTER GRAVY"
[Gossip] Minion: it would be on every saturday morning at 8
[Gossip] Pikachu: hey perhaps that can be u
[Gossip] Pikachu: make yourself a costume minion
[Gossip] Minion: I think i've shocked metallica silent
[Gossip] Minion: he's looking at the screen with his mouth wide open,
in shock
[Gossip] Metallica: laf both of you are idiots.
[Gossip] Minion: waiting for a little monster gravy of his own
[Gossip] Metallica: Lmao. Ass.
[Gossip] Minion: don't deny your cravings for monster gravy met
[Gossip] Minion: it's a craving on a subliminal level
[Gossip] Minion: a primal need
[Gossip] Metallica: I hate you.
[Gossip] Pikachu: mets making some lotion of his own now

April 4, 2004

[Gossip] Beckham: A badge stall is here
[Gossip] Beckham: Nothing here to buy
[Gossip] Minion: urinate in it

April 6, 2004

[Gossip] Fire: are you fucking serious - Minion gives it 1 bs from
scratched and it dies
[Gossip] Minion: heheeh
[Gossip] Katie: What did he bj?
[Gossip] Katie: bs^
[Gossip] Fire: BS t guard
[Gossip] Minion: blow job!!!
[Gossip] Fire: rofl
[Gossip] Minion: katie has something on the mind *L*
[Gossip] Katie: Well, tguard is a fem
[Gossip] Katie: One bj from minion would do it.
[Gossip] Minion: I use way too much teeth

April 7, 2004

[Gossip] Minion: ooh, my title changed
[Gossip] Minion: Minion The Legend
[Gossip] Minion: looks like I'm on the map!!!!
[Gossip] Fire: rofl
[Gossip] Minion: haha, get it, on the map, legend, oh man, sometimes I
kill myself
[Gossip] Fire: stfu
[Gossip] Minion: well, I kill a lot of mobs first, then they kill me

April 10, 2004

[Gossip] Vlavarious: my friend killed a cat from throwing it down way
from 16th floor!!!
[Gossip] Minion: was your friend making dinner or something?
[Gossip] Cecil: rofl
[Gossip] Vlavarious: laf
[Gossip] Minion: tell him not to bother throwing the rice out the
window, it's already dead
[Gossip] Cecil: laf
[Gossip] Vlavarious: he threw the cat from 9th floor
[Gossip] Vlavarious: but the cat survived
[Gossip] Minion: fuck, dinner got away???
[Gossip] Vlavarious: so he tried it from 16th fllor
[Gossip] Minion: I'm so hungry now just thinking about it
[Gossip] Cecil: laf
[Gossip] Minion: woops, sorry, didn't mean to swears

April 11, 2004

[Auctioneer] Poeun is auctioning: a demon's band, a demon's
gauntlets, a demon's necklace, a demon's shield, a demon's braces, a demon's
plate, a demon's helmet and a demon's boots.
[Auctioneer] Poeun is asking for 400001 as a starting
offer.
[Auctioneer] Got 400001 from Cecil. Do I hear 420001?
[Auctioneer] Going once for 400001!
[Auctioneer] Going twice for 400001!
[Auctioneer] Sold to Cecil for 400001 coins!
[Auction] Poeun: only 7 pieces too!
[Auction] Cecil: u wish
[Auction] Poeun: April Fools!
[Auction] Poeun: anyone else want dgear? 100k
[Auction] Cecil: laf, why'd I get charged so much?
[Auction] Poeun: April Fools!
[Auction] Huxley: lol
[Auction] Cecil: damn you poe
[Auction] Cecil: laf
[Auction] Huxley says 'Kekeke' like a
lamer.