April 29, 2004

[Gossip] Minion: TALK TO ME PIKA
[Gossip] Minion: tell me about your 1 billion exp...
[Gossip] Pikachu: killed a few things made lots of exp
[Gossip] Minion: WOW!!! gripping tale from pikachu
[Gossip] Pikachu: i know ill tell u more soon
[Gossip] Minion: I don't really know if I can handle that much intrigue
all in one day!!!!
[Gossip] Pikachu: ok here goes
[Gossip] Minion: I await breathlessly
[Gossip] Pikachu: I woke up one day round about christmas time and then
I logged in here
[Gossip] Minion: NO WAY!!!!!
[Gossip] Pikachu: u know i was bored coz it was cold and boring outside
[Gossip] Minion: CHRISTMAS????
[Gossip] Minion: OMFG!!
[Gossip] Pikachu: i know its rare but yeah i did
[Gossip] Geronimo: lol
[Gossip] Minion: DEM TG DOGS IS WACK YO!!
[Gossip] Pikachu: so yeah i logged in and went n a few steps
[Gossip] Minion: AND THEN????
[Gossip] Pikachu: and lo and behold there was a sign
[Gossip] Geronimo: i think everyone should be pk. when eminem isnt on i
have no one to hunt
[Gossip] Pikachu: i read the sign
[Gossip] Geronimo: whats it say?
[Gossip] Pikachu: and it said santa was here
[Gossip] Geronimo: son of a farging bitzzle
[Gossip] Pikachu: i was like WOW no way man santa HERE!!
[Gossip] Minion: holy CRAP!!??? SANTA???
[Gossip] Pikachu: then i was left wondering how i could get to him to
say yo what up homeboy
[Gossip] Geronimo: i was on vacation when santa was here. i totally
missed out on it
[Gossip] Pikachu: and then this sleigh floated down and well i jumped
in the back
[Gossip] Minion: was santa IN the sleigh????
[Gossip] Pikachu: nah
[Gossip] Minion: that crazy fat bastard, where was he???
[Gossip] Pikachu: i was worried thought it was a lie
[Gossip] Pikachu: but then the sleigh moved off
[Gossip] Pikachu: it stopped after a while and ig ot out
[Gossip] Pikachu: i was at the north pole so i figured id take a walk
[Gossip] Pikachu: and i stumbled upon a house
[Gossip] Minion: WOW, this is totally exciting
[Gossip] Pikachu: "crib" for you MTV types
[Gossip] Minion: hold that thought, I need some toilet paper
[Gossip] Pikachu: i went in and santa was there
[Gossip] Minion: did he get his sleigh ride pimped out?
[Gossip] Pikachu: i said what up man whats poppin?
[Gossip] Pikachu: he blanked me
[Gossip] Minion: this story is just plain too much, I'm absolutely
trembling with anticipation... swear dripping from my brow....
[Gossip] Pikachu: anyway i was sad
[Gossip] Pikachu: but then he said he would give me a present
[Gossip] Pikachu: so i asked for one and sat on his lap
[Gossip] Minion: wow, did anything nice POP up?
[Gossip] Pikachu: lol
[Gossip] Pikachu: yeah i said woah there man i dont play that way
[Gossip] Pikachu: and i snatched the SOE out his hands and punched him
in the mug and well yeah he died
[Gossip] Pikachu: i know gay bashing is wrong but he was out of line so
i had to settle that
[Gossip] Minion: hah, he deserved it, perverted fat old freak
[Gossip] Pikachu: yeah man
[Gossip] Minion: THEN WHAT????
[Gossip] Pikachu: anyway after slapping the taste out his mouth i
stepped off to styl
[Gossip] Pikachu: oh i tell a lie
[Gossip] Minion: that's what I'm talkin bout homie g
[Gossip] Pikachu: i went to cam and picked on a few guards
[Gossip] Minion: A LIE? WTF? Pinokachu?
[Gossip] Pikachu: then i found the gleeman
[Gossip] Pikachu: he was showing off as usual
[Gossip] Geronimo: omg pikachu your still talking?
[Gossip] Minion: that dude probably tried to punch you in the face
[Gossip] Pikachu: no one shows off when im in the house
[Gossip] Minion: tell me he didn't try to punch you in the face?
[Gossip] Pikachu: so i stepped on his toes
[Gossip] Pikachu: then he swung at me
[Gossip] Pikachu: i was like WTF man u dont want none a this
[Gossip] Pikachu: so i had to kick his ass
[Gossip] Pikachu: rummaged through his pockets nothing much grabbed me
so i took his cloak it looked warm
[Gossip] Minion: You are preaching to the choir on this one buddy!!!
[Gossip] Minion: that cloak is da shiznits
[Gossip] Pikachu: stepped out the pub after a few brews and slapping a
few of those maids on the ass
[Gossip] Pikachu: u know how that goes fellas
[Gossip] Pikachu: right?
[Gossip] Minion: oh yah, gotta get some of that action from the bar hos
[Gossip] Pikachu: but yeah man i found some more guards after that
[Gossip] Minion: so many hos around you'd swear it was a garden
[Gossip] Pikachu: i was like get the Fork out my way man i got no time
to play with u
[Gossip] Pikachu: but they stuck their swords in my way
[Gossip] Minion: pfft, those guards are like michael jacksons with armor on, did you kill them?
[Gossip] Pikachu: and well BOOM PING PING and i took them out
[Gossip] Minion: WOW!! so then you did what???
[Gossip] Pikachu: stepped in through the gates and went to get me some
royal ass u know i was drunk so i figured lini would hold my staff
[Gossip] Minion: yah, lini likes that action, that is fo shore!!
[Gossip] Pikachu: well i opened her door and was like hey darhling
whats u say u and me become WE!
[Gossip] Pikachu: no sooner had those words come out my mouth but BAM
she slapped me hard
[Gossip] Minion: and then you said "yo lini you are so old you owe
jesus five bucks"
[Gossip] Pikachu: no i aint one for hitting women but she asked for it
[Gossip] Pikachu: at least she was rich and had a pretty bracelet
[Gossip] Minion: I hear that...
[Gossip] Pikachu: so i jacked her shit and i was out
[Gossip] Minion: I heard lini has a staff, that little hermaphrodite
[Gossip] Minion: was she hiding it at that time?
[Gossip] Pikachu: yeah i heard too
[Gossip] Pikachu: but it was not there so I stepped out and went to gawyn
heard he had the staff get this I almost knocked, but then I remembered this aint no social call me- “ho
ho ho, this ain’t santa”
[Gossip] Pikachu: was like gimme lini staff man
[Gossip] Minion: bet he didn't like that...
[Gossip] Pikachu: he was like naw fork that
[Gossip] Pikachu: i said dont make me hit u again man
[Gossip] Minion: he probably brought out that fatherless sword of his
and started choppin away at your noggin
[Gossip] Pikachu: and showed him my pimp hand
[Gossip] Pikachu: yeah he tried
[Gossip] Pikachu: but u know me
[Gossip] Pikachu: quick like ninja
[Gossip] Pikachu: steped out the way all he did was get his sword stuck
in the table so i killed him
[Gossip] Pikachu: while he tried to get it out
[Gossip] Minion: sounds like he deserved it...
[Gossip] Pikachu: of course i laughed at him a bit 1st
[Gossip] Minion: oooh, you are so diabolical
[Gossip] Pikachu: but yeah he was done soon enough and i still couldnt
find that sword
[Gossip] Pikachu: staff rather
[Gossip] Pikachu: his worthless sword i threw in the garbage
[Gossip] Pikachu: shit if u ever see me with that thing hit me please
[Gossip] Pikachu: anyway i saw a letter on his desk he was trying to
get jiggy with elayne
[Gossip] Pikachu: i was thinking u dirty bastard cheating on lini like
[Gossip] Pikachu: anyway i went to elayne i was past caring so i just
rushed in no small talk and beat her down
[Gossip] Pikachu: took her shit but still no staff
[Gossip] Pikachu: man this was getting on my nerves now
[Gossip] Pikachu: so i stepped to the queen see if i could get any idea
from her
[Gossip] Pikachu: i said hey baby im looking for linis staff
[Gossip] Minion: OH OH, elaida had something to say about that right?
[Gossip] Pikachu: then that dyke elaida punched me in the back of the
head
[Gossip] Pikachu: i said BITCH!!!
[Gossip] Pikachu: what u do that for
[Gossip] Pikachu: she was like the queen is not your baby shes mine
[Gossip] Pikachu: i was like oh u like playing for the other team your
majesty
[Gossip] Pikachu: at this Elaida got really angry
[Gossip] Pikachu: so yeah took her down sharpish
[Gossip] Pikachu: and said bitch dont ever gimme shit again
[Gossip] Minion: that's a good thing, crazy lesbian protector needed to
be put in HER PLACE!!
[Gossip] Pikachu: the queen looked kinda fearful at this place and was
like I dunno about that staff
[Gossip] Pikachu: place = point
[Gossip] Pikachu: anyway i said well
[Gossip] Minion: she was lying... she's too fat to be truthful
[Gossip] Pikachu: i guess we dont need that staff I got my own
[Gossip] Minion: did you offer her a twinkie for the staff?
[Gossip] Pikachu: and she looked at me agahst
[Gossip] Pikachu: i was like but hey pikachu a pikachu and you will
always stick
[Gossip] Pikachu: pick^
[Gossip] Pikachu: anyway she wasnt having none of this
[Gossip] Pikachu: so i took her down
[Gossip] Pikachu: she was letting out tonnes of gas during the fight
tho
[Gossip] Minion: did she go down?
[Gossip] Pikachu: i was kinda glad we didnt get busy now
[Gossip] Minion: did she go down willingly?
[Gossip] Minion: oh my!! *gasp*
[Gossip] Pikachu: nah the room was stinking and u know girls always got
the worst farts
[Gossip] Minion: yes, I've been around when metallica is eating tacos
[Gossip] Pikachu: anyway i stepped out at this point i really was in
the mood to kill something
[Gossip] Pikachu: i got to login and read a sign on the board it said
that the king of the undead thought he was hot shit and i thought yeah man
its on
[Gossip] Minion: oh yah, I have seen him, trompin around, smokin
newbies like blunt
[Gossip] Pikachu: stepped out to his yard and was like yo man when u
see my lightings you will know pain
[Gossip] Pikachu: shit took like 8 lightnings to take that punk ass
bitch out
[Gossip] Minion: did he step up and initiate the fight? he's so gay
that way
[Gossip] Pikachu: boney bitch was nothing
[Gossip] Minion: like a big bully starting sht
[Gossip] Pikachu: well i was doing the bullying
[Gossip] Minion: ahh, I see
[Gossip] Pikachu: i didnt give him a chance to say nothing
[Gossip] Pikachu: u know u got to hit them 1st
[Gossip] Minion: did he have anything cool to take away?
[Gossip] Pikachu: then they recognise
[Gossip] Pikachu: and believe me he recognised
[Gossip] Pikachu: anyway i took his pretty black boots and put them on
my feet i figured hey hes got no flesh or sweat glands
[Gossip] Pikachu: so they would be cool to wear
[Gossip] Pikachu: they made me stronger too i could feel it
[Gossip] Minion: ah, I have heard people feel stronger when they wear
those...
[Gossip] Pikachu: i took it too and decided to take a ride to styl
[Gossip] Minion: his mom made the sword?
[Gossip] Pikachu: i think so
[Gossip] Minion: and after that you gained 1 billion exp??
AMAZING!!!!!!
[Gossip] Minion: that must have taken at least several hours or so....
[Gossip] Pikachu: yeah i killed a few dogs and then in no time I had
960 mil exp
[Gossip] Pikachu: then i cracked a joke at this point
[Gossip] Minion: wow, that's incredible...
[Gossip] Pikachu: well Puma didnt like my joke
[Gossip] Pikachu: theres me laughing at my wittycism and BAM
[Gossip] Pikachu: i was dead
[Gossip] Minion: so you had to kill puma?
[Gossip] Minion: OH MY!!!
[Gossip] Pikachu: nah he killed me
[Gossip] Pikachu cries like a baby.
[Gossip] Minion gasps in astonishment!
[Gossip] Pikachu: i was sad
[Gossip] Pikachu: but then Puma and I kissed and made up
[Gossip] Pikachu: and i got my exp back YAY
[Gossip] Pikachu: at this point i was like yo I wanna kill Naram that
guys been commiting sins
[Gossip] Pikachu: so i stepped to his house and was like yo man u know
committing sins are bad
[Gossip] Pikachu: he was like moo moo moo
[Gossip] Pikachu: u know hes a cow basically
[Gossip] Pikachu: u know hes a cow basically
[Gossip] Pikachu: no vocal cords
[Gossip] Pikachu: so I said moo this mother forker
[Gossip] Minion: not father spooner?
[Gossip] Pikachu: and we faught
[Gossip] Pikachu: well
[Gossip] Pikachu: i dunno what happened man but i couldnt run man
[Gossip] Pikachu: that was bullshit man
[Gossip] Pikachu: so he got the drop on me
[Gossip] Pikachu: DAMN man died again
[Gossip] Pikachu: my homeboy Fantom was on at this point
[Gossip] Minion: WOW!!
[Gossip] Minion: did you smack fantom around?
[Gossip] Minion: sometimes I do
[Gossip] Pikachu: nah man hes my boy
[Gossip] Pikachu: we peoples
[Gossip] Pikachu: we chatted and he saw my point of view and he hooked
me back up with me exp again
[Gossip] Pikachu: i was like thanks B I got your back man
[Gossip] Minion: them shtz is wack!!!!
[Gossip] Pikachu: so yeah i stepped off to styl again and in a couple
of hours I made 1 bil exp
[Gossip] Pikachu: all in all i would say getting 1 bil exp from 0 exp
took me about 2 and a half hours
[Gossip] Pikachu: did you like my story?
[Gossip] Minion: WOW, takes me like twice as long
[Gossip] Pikachu: one day man
[Gossip] Pikachu: you can be like me
[Gossip] Minion: yes, that story was incredible...
[Gossip] Pikachu: thanks
[Gossip] Pikachu: its true
[Gossip] Pikachu: all of it
[Gossip] Pikachu: like the incredible hulk
[Gossip] Pikachu: and the matrix
[Gossip] Minion: oh yes... it was riveting
[Gossip] Pikachu: after all I would never lie
[Gossip] Minion: like hentai bizzaro superman
[Gossip] Pikachu: yeah man
[Gossip] Pikachu: i thought that too
[Gossip] Minion: well, that was incredible, time for me to eat pizza
and kill some stuff
[Gossip] Pikachu: cool
[Gossip] Pikachu: have fun
[Gossip] Minion: I will, I'm going for TWO BILLION!!!!
[Gossip] Pikachu: woo
[Gossip] Drizzt: 2 billion is nothing
[Gossip] Drizzt: im going fo a trillion baby!
[Gossip] Drizzt: first i need to find out how many zero's that is..
[Gossip] Minion: at least 3