September 5, 2004

[Gossip] Minion: Money : 1005074 coins carried.
[Gossip] Minion: I am SO poor *sigh*
[Gossip] Toy: ill blow you for 10M coins
[Gossip] Toy: IRL
[Gossip] Minion: *L*
[Gossip] Toy: you also have to fund me for the plane ticket
[Gossip] Minion: I'll blow everyone on this mud for 10M dollars in real
life, jeesh!!!
[Gossip] Toy: .....is that so?
[Gossip] Minion: uhm, yes
[Gossip] Minion: that's a lot of money, I can buy a LOT of toothpaste
and listerine with that
[Gossip] Rathgar: lmao

September 6, 2004

[Gossip] Kevin: PRODIGY IS UNIDLE!
[Gossip] Kevin: PRODIGY IS NOW EDITING!
[Gossip] Kevin: OK! HE'S NOW DONE EDITING!
[Gossip] Kevin: NVM! HE'S EDITING AGAIN!
[Gossip] Minion: *L*
[Gossip] Kevin: OK, BACK TO EDITING!
[Gossip] Minion: please keep us up to date kevin, roving tharsis
reporter
[Gossip] Kevin: THIS JUST IN - IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S DONE EDITING
[Gossip] Kevin: HE'S STILL UNIDLE - HE MUST BE READING POSTS!
[Gossip] Prodigy: fixing fry
[Gossip] Kevin: HE'S IS NOW FIXING FRY!
[Gossip] Kevin: HE HAS UNREAD MAIL ALSO!
[Gossip] Kevin: HE'S EDITING NOW - EVERYONE BE QUIET SO HE CAN THINK!
[Gossip] Kevin: THERE ARE 5 players, 1 wiz, AND 1 IDLER ONLINE!
[Gossip] Kevin: 6 PEOPLE TOTAL!
[Gossip] Kevin: 0 IDLERS!
[Gossip] Kevin: THE TIME IS 15:24:40!
[Gossip] Kevin: IT IS MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 2004!

November 12, 2004

[Auction] Ssgoku: anyone have a staff better then immortal for
sake?
[Auction] Minion: WTF? japanese beer needs a staff now???

November 28, 2004

[Gossip] Minion: is it wrong to stand naked at my window in the morning
as 14 and 15 year old girls walk to the schoolbus?
[Gossip] West: Yes!!!
[Gossip] Minion: whatever, you are just jealous
[Gossip] Minion: what if I have clothes on and they are naked?
[Gossip] West: lmao
[Gossip] Jinx: it would only be appropriate if you were drinking milk
straight out of the carton while being naked in the window
[Gossip] Jinx: and scratching your balls
[Gossip] Minion: and letting the milk spill down my chest all over my
stomach and private parts while smiling and waving
[Gossip] West: lmfao
[Gossip] Minion: dribbling out of my mouth like I'm retarded
[Gossip] Minion: that's not to say I'm NOT retarded already
[Gossip] Minion: shh, just setting up my defense for court

November 29, 2004

[Gossip] Minion: why did I just try to kill Kehl?? I don’t need to
[Gossip] Sky: Kehl?
[Gossip] Minion: yes, Kehlgarand, want to give him a try?
[Gossip] Sky: he hard?
[Gossip] Minion: not at all, just 600+ HP specials
[Gossip] Sky: he at?
[Gossip] Metallica: lol you are not powerful enough to try him yet
[Gossip] Minion: thankfully, you are a storm, so by level 20 you should
be able to kill him with your grossly overpowerful skills
[Gossip] Minion: me on the other hand, I die to failing fisherman
[Gossip] Sky: wat r hps?
[Gossip] Minion: my hp?
[Gossip] Minion: Hp: 1602/1602 Gp: 922/1022
[Gossip] Sky: oh
[Gossip] Sky: i m so far from u
[Gossip] Metallica: Want to see mine??
[Gossip] Metallica grins evilly.
[Gossip] Minion: oh my god, yes
[Gossip] Minion: UNZIP NOW
[Gossip] Metallica: Hp: 2444/2798 Gp: 300/1110
[Gossip] Sky: wow
[Gossip] Minion: OMG, huge
[Gossip] Sky: 200....
[Gossip] Minion: mine would be better, but it's cold outside
[Gossip] Metallica: I so geng.
[Gossip] Sky: haha
[Gossip] Jason: geng yao ....
[Gossip] Jinx: lmfao @ minions "grossly overpowerful" storm comment
[Gossip] Jinx: they only get overpowerful once they pass 3k icestorm
skills
[Gossip] Jinx: cos tucan is HARDLY overpowerful
[Gossip] Metallica: I hear Icestorm isn't that strong now.
[Gossip] Jinx: nope
[Gossip] Jason: how is metallica stamina , block , edged lv ??
[Gossip] Metallica: Highest in game.
[Gossip] Minion: only cuz he smokes lotsa weed and shoots up drano
[Gossip] Sky: when can i learn fry
[Gossip] Minion: finger fry
[Gossip] Sky: no, gcommand fry
[Gossip] Sky: when can i learn it?
[Gossip] Metallica: You need to advance more.
[Gossip] Minion: You take the ring of nature from the corpse of
Savendra, child of nature.
[Gossip] Minion: THIEF POWER
[Gossip] Sky: where find savendra?
[Gossip] Minion: in the meat section
[Gossip] Minion: DEAD MEAT!!
[Gossip] Sky: i ll remember it

December 31, 2004

[Gossip] Metallica: The Good the Bad and the Ugly is starting.
[Gossip] Minion: otherwise known as The Minion, The Max, and the Metallica

January 9, 2005

[Gossip] Edudlil: lol thats the first time ive saw both sleighs come at
the same time
[Gossip] Minion: I got them both to come at the same time before
[Gossip] Minion: multiple times

January 22, 2005

[Gossip] Minion: weird
[Gossip] Minion: the big 5 are all online
[Gossip] Pikachu: I am the big 1
[Gossip] Minion: metallica, pikachu, smoke, issac, and me
[Gossip] Metallica: Rofl big 5
[Gossip] Metallica: There's only 3, bucko.
[Gossip] Metallica: 5 is too many.
[Gossip] Pikachu: yeah 1 per guild
[Gossip] Minion: okay, me smoke and pikachu
[Gossip] Smokedragon: 3 guilds.. 3 heros!
[Gossip] Pikachu: thats fair minion
[Gossip] Minion: thank you
[Gossip] Metallica: laf
[Gossip] Minion bows suavely.
[Gossip] Nattydread: lol
[Gossip] Metallica: We're The Good, the Bad, and The Ugly
[Gossip] Pikachu: I am the bad
[Gossip] Minion: and the Delusional
[Gossip] Metallica: <--- the Good
[Gossip] Nattydread: the good the bad, and the extremly fugly
[Gossip] Pikachu: smoke calls the ugly
[Gossip] Poeun: The Three Muskequeers.
[Gossip] Metallica: Haha
[Gossip] Metallica: Such an ass.
[Gossip] Poeun: LIR!
[Gossip] Poeun is laffing in real!
[Gossip] Smokedragon: Lofl Muskequeers.
[Gossip] Poeun: lir, lar.
[Gossip] Smokedragon: la

January 29, 2005

[Gossip] Max: Lmao.. Jinx still botting
[Gossip] Max: He's the best..
[Gossip] Dargos: if i could jail, i'd do it
[Gossip] Edudlil: max your just jealous
[Gossip] Minion: If I could sex, I'd do it
[Gossip] Max: He's the only one that dare to bots for hours without
even bothering
[Gossip] Minion: what?
[Gossip] Minion: what did you just say?
[Gossip] Poeun: laf
[Gossip] Edudlil: heh
[Gossip] Poeun: TIME FOR MY GOLDEN GINGERALE SHOWER!
[Gossip] Dargos: poeun...ur sick as always
[Gossip] Poeun: No i'm not.
[Gossip] Poeun: Haven't you been reading gossip?
[Gossip] Dargos: i can see nothing has changed here since left
[Gossip] Rehsinup: yeah all i see is Jinx arrive Jinx leave
[Gossip] Poeun: Rehsinup's been saying that several times now.
[Gossip] Rehsinup: well he called me piss , im just showering him
[Gossip] Poeun: i just changed it to gingerale
[Gossip] Poeun: So get over yourself.
[Gossip] Edudlil: yeah DOUG
[Gossip] Dargos: haha
[Gossip] Dargos: he still remembers my name
[Gossip] Poeun: DOUG is inc's name
[Gossip] Edudlil: doug=grover
[Gossip] Dargos: haha
[Gossip] Poeun: i called inc!
[Gossip] Poeun: we had phone sex

January 29, 2005

[Gossip] Fantom: ohh - look "earmuffs rehsinup"
[Gossip] Rehsinup: shocked "runs in the corner"
[Gossip] Minion: sometimes when it's cold out, I earmuffs AND snowshoes
poeun
[Gossip] Jinx: heh, I just type earmuffs 100, so it gags basically
every moron on the game
[Gossip] Edudlil: lol
[Gossip] Edudlil: earmuffs 130 is better =)
[Gossip] Edudlil: theres still a couple morons between 100 and 130..
[Gossip] Edudlil: wish you could do earmuffs for multiple ranges
[Gossip] Jinx: We need groups for earmuffs!
[Gossip] Fantom: wouldn't you know it - they keep raising their levels.
[Gossip] Minion: I get sick of hearing myself, so I earmuffs 200, you
know, skitzophrenia and all
[Gossip] Minion: WHATEVER SCREW YU
[Gossip] Minion: see, I knew I'd say that
[Gossip] Minion: BITE ME
[Gossip] Minion: No, GO BITE YOURSELF
[Gossip] Minion bites himself viciously.
[Gossip] Fantom: blocking.
[Gossip] Edudlil: #gag minion
[Gossip] Minion: earmuffs minion

January 30, 2005

[Gossip] Edudlil: was avoiding my dad earlier... now i realize today is
his b-day so now i gotta call him laf
[Gossip] Minion: he'll be glad to hear from you
[Gossip] Minion: "Hello SON, how are you today?"
[Gossip] Edudlil: lmao minion
[Gossip] Minion: and you'll be like "Happy birthday dad, you old
fucker!!"
[Gossip] Minion: woops, I probably shouldn't be swearing like that haha
[Gossip] Edudlil: it'll be the same questions and same talk tho i swear
[Gossip] Edudlil: "is it cold up there?" "well my computer says its 26
now... it doesnt feel too bad though" "well it was mid 70's today... it
rained yesterday ...."
[Gossip] Pikachu: idle for a period
[Gossip] Edudlil: pika it that time of the month for you ?
[Gossip] Pikachu: yes
[Gossip] Poeun: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[Gossip] Pikachu: would you like to suck my tampon?
[Gossip] Poeun: the dad convo has me dyin
[Gossip] Brass: if it was mid 70's here id be dead
[Gossip] Edudlil: laf
[Gossip] Minion: "you need condoms son" "WTF dad, don't talk to me like
that" "It's okay, me and your mother, well, we did it this morning, you know
what I mean, haha" "OMG DAD, will you shut up. holy christ!!" "Well, it is my
birthday son, so lemme tell you, your mother went down like a champ" "DAD
DAMN YOU, STOP!!"
[Gossip] Brass rolls on the floor laughing.
[Gossip] Edudlil: except my parents have been divorced for 6-7 years
now and are 1200 miles apart laf
[Gossip] Minion: gross, your dad went and got a hooker???
[Gossip] Edudlil: shrug what do i care
[Gossip] Edudlil: what he does is his business
[Gossip] Minion: *L* that would be really awkward "Son, this black
hooker, well, african american hooker, she was so cute, she had large
breasts, and big lips"
[Gossip] Edudlil: you sound like you speak from experience...
[Gossip] Minion: no, I prefer the hispanic hookers. They make better
food
[Gossip] Edudlil: was talking about your dad lol
[Gossip] Minion: I've ever been too sure about paying someone 75 bucks
an hour to make me an enchilada though
[Gossip] Minion: that is, of course, after she suckles on my burrito

February 2, 2005

[Gossip] Brass: ive done it quicker than that
[Gossip] Brass: issac did it in 6 minutes
[Gossip] Edudlil: yeah but issac cheats too heh
[Gossip] Max: It took me 45 min to kill alone.
[Gossip] Brass: took me 8 minutes on muffin after wearing armour for 15
hours lol
[Gossip] Edudlil: BRASS=MUFFIN!
[Gossip] Pikachu: Issac did it in 6 mins solo i doubt that
[Gossip] Brass: he was fighting solo thou
[Gossip] Minion: who?
[Gossip] Brass: i was healing him
[Gossip] Minion: who are you killing?
[Gossip] Edudlil: MY MOM
[Gossip] Minion: your mom is NOT that tough
[Gossip] Brass: bleeding in 2 rounds, same with me on muffin
[Gossip] Edudlil: shes fat tho so it takes a while
[Gossip] Minion: but then, I didn't solo her, pika and I both did her
at the same time
[Gossip] Minion: that might be why she was easy