February 5, 2005

[Gossip] Minion: what is max bottafooka doing?
[Gossip] Minion: joey's brother?
[Gossip] Max: ?
[Gossip] Max: Minion you had some beef with me?
[Gossip] Minion: no you wally, we had sweet and sour chicken, remember?
[Gossip] Max: You called me a botter fucker
[Gossip] Poeun: BBQ Garfield on a stick.

February 11, 2005

[Gossip] Max: Grr.. keep failing lshield
[Gossip] Minion: me too, I hate that!!!
[Gossip] Max: Do you even have a lshield to cast?
[Gossip] Max: You mean backstab right?
[Gossip] Minion: no, I meant lshield
[Gossip] Minion: crap, i don't even have lshield
[Gossip] Minion: THAT is why it isn't working, geesh!!!

February 13, 2005

[Gossip] Galvan: lol
[Gossip] Pikachu: dont lol bot me
[Gossip] Galvan: dont bot you?
[Gossip] Galvan: BOTTER
[Gossip] Galvan: blocking
[Gossip] Jinx: same
[Gossip] Minion: botting
[Gossip] Minion: I mean, blocking
[Gossip] Cheetara: bitching
[Gossip] Pikachu: botting and blocking
[Gossip] Pikachu: focking too

February 20, 2005

[Gossip] Fantom: anyone know where ninja is?
[Gossip] Pikachu: in the dojo
[Gossip] Minion: japan?
[Gossip] Fantom: ooh - lookie there - 2 dead players.
[Gossip] Minion: heh, we are going to all get beheaded
[Gossip] Pikachu thanks Fantom heartily.

February 20, 2005

[Gossip] Minion: I think the gnoll marauder is fatter than the pixie,
the body shape of the pixie is more streamlined, pixie has great abs, maybe
6% body fat
[Gossip] Fantom: minion: nobrain, smalldick, oversized hands.
[Gossip] Minion: WOAH
[Gossip] Galvan rolls on the floor laughing.
[Gossip] Minion: do you have a camera here????
[Gossip] Minion: WTF???
[Gossip] Fantom: It's a public website.
[Gossip] Minion: like that is TOTALLY ME!!!

February 27, 2005

[Gossip] Galvan: there is a huge ass theatre like half a mile from here
as the crow flies..
[Gossip] Minion: for people with big butts?

March 2, 2005

[Gossip] Poeun: i want to be able to see the condition of the mob while
i'm fighting it without having to type look
[Gossip] Poeun: LIKE ON VR
[Gossip] Minion: type l
[Gossip] Minion: it's shorter than look
[Gossip] Galvan: lol
[Gossip] Minion hides.
[Gossip] Poeun: you're a fuckin idiot
[Gossip] Minion: hahahaha

March 15, 2005

[Gossip] Max: Minion..
[Gossip] Minion: huh?
[Gossip] Max: No one wanna split my corpse?
[Gossip] Minion: did you die?
[Gossip] Fantom: who
[Gossip] Fantom: hmm.
[Gossip] Fantom: idiot
[Gossip] Gabriel: huh?
[Gossip] Minion: max
[Gossip] Fantom: idle
[Gossip] Gabriel: lol
[Gossip] Minion: huh?
[Gossip] Galvan: lmao
[Gossip] Minion: me?
[Gossip] Gabriel: ahahahah ya
[Gossip] Galvan: yes you IDIOT!
[Gossip] Galvan: duh
[Gossip] Galvan: who you think he was talking to
[Gossip] Minion: BLOCKING

April 17, 2005

[Gossip] Minion: I think it's bad to wack it in front of your pets
[Gossip] Minion: it somehow feels...
[Gossip] Minion: dirty
[Gossip] Smokedragon: i can't believe you even said that
[Gossip] Minion: what's that?
[Gossip] Minion: well, you are probably right
[Gossip] Minion: there isn't really a problem with it
[Gossip] Minion: but still
[Gossip] Minion: it's when you break out the peanut butter that you
really cross the line
[Gossip] Smokedragon: omfg
[Gossip] Smokedragon: lol

May 1, 2005

[Gossip] Minion: we should have jumping elephants on tharsis
[Gossip] Minion: their special would be 'jumping' on you
[Gossip] Minion: no one would expect it
[Gossip] Pikachu: theres enough fat people here
[Gossip] Minion: poeun would post about it on the bug board "elephants
can't jump"
[Gossip] Salius: nah, but Galvan is kind of the fatties
[Gossip] Sekc: lol
[Gossip] Sekc: omg lol
[Gossip] Minion rubs Sekc's the Elephant
[Gossip] Minion: woops *L*
[Gossip] Minion hides.
[Gossip] Minion: heheheheh
[Gossip] Sekc: lol
[Gossip] Sekc: be good
[Gossip] Minion: I do not ever want to see an elephants clitoris
[Gossip] Sekc: *covers ears* bad
[Gossip] Minion: how do elephants masturbate?
[Gossip] Smokedragon: Who thinks of these questions?
[Gossip] Pikachu: ive seen an elephant with a boner before
[Gossip] Pikachu: was almost as big as me when im full
[Gossip] Smokedragon: Who admits to that?
[Gossip] Smokedragon: lol
[Gossip] Pikachu: i bet he felt inadequate
[Gossip] Minion: until he jizzed on you and you got blasted into a
brick wall *nods*
[Gossip] Minion: that's right, you had elephant load all over you, no
something about mary hair gel, it was a full body wash
[Gossip] Pikachu: no i jizzed first
[Gossip] Minion: where?
[Gossip] Pikachu: through his skull
[Gossip] Sekc: OMG lol
[Gossip] Minion: okay, so you masturbated on an elephant
[Gossip] Sekc: jeezus lol
[Gossip] Minion: I had to hear it from you
[Gossip] Pikachu: yeah
[Gossip] Pikachu: dont you?
[Gossip] Minion: yes
[Gossip] Minion: Salius
[Gossip] Minion: I rubbed one out on him
[Gossip] Minion: hahaha
[Gossip] Salius: bah
[Gossip] Salius: sick bastage

May 3, 2005

[Gossip] Minion: SOFTSTONE, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY IN DEFENSE OF
YOUR RAMPANT GUILD BOX RAIDING IGNORANCE?
[Gossip] Softstone: i only lost stuff once, i usually put it back
[Gossip] Minion: no, you already lost gear THIS VERY BOOT
[Gossip] Softstone: a stone
[Gossip] Minion: and you have lost gear 3 days in the last week
[Gossip] Slash: no, he didnt lose it, he just hid it from you =)
[Gossip] Softstone: really?
[Gossip] Minion: yah, that would be refreshing, instead of idling out
like he always did under his other stupid nickname
[Gossip] Minion: as predictable as a sunrise, you are
[Gossip] Softstone: really?
[Gossip] Minion: "I lost my internet connection" LIAR
[Gossip] Minion: "I got lost" LIAR
[Gossip] Minion: "I was too f'ing lazy to put the gear back in the box
so I lost it, then I did it again" THE TRUTH
[Gossip] Softstone: i think your funny
[Gossip] Slash: LIAR

May 5, 2005

[Gossip] Fantom wombles happily.
[Gossip] Sekc goes hi! at Fantom.
[Gossip] Max: Fantom put WARRIOR GUILD into play
> Fantom just killed Max.
[Gossip] Salius: lmao
[Gossip] Minion: hahahah
[Gossip] Max: i died
[Gossip] Salius: bug
[Gossip] Fantom: idle for another week.

May 11, 2005

[Gossip] Edudlil: i broke my arm when i was younger and fell out of the
top bunkbed...
[Gossip] Edudlil: in my sleep..
[Gossip] Edudlil: was up north, after that my grandpa put rails on the
bunkbeds so noone else would fall out
[Gossip] Edudlil: then i just felt retarded
[Gossip] Minion: why were you in the bunkbed with your grandpa???

May 15, 2005

[Gossip] Antari: i just had the WEIRDEST dream
[Gossip] Antari: i had a dream there were 18 people online... I died to
the royal guards in camelyn, twice
[Gossip] Katie: lmao
[Gossip] Katie: You dream about tg?
[Gossip] Antari: yes, this is the 2nd one in a week
[Gossip] Antari: i dream allll the time though
[Gossip] Antari: and poeun took my coins from my corpse
[Gossip] Poeun: lmao
[Gossip] Antari: dreaming in text is the craziest

May 22, 2005

[Gossip] Rhewt: it was the worst pain ever with that tube in me.
[Gossip] Rhewt: when they pulled it out...
[Gossip] Minion: you talking about my tube steak?
[Gossip] Rhewt: made me shiver
[Gossip] Minion: in your butt?
[Gossip] Minion: damn right it did
[Gossip] Rhewt: in my lung
[Gossip] Minion: wow, was it that far down your throat?
[Gossip] Rhewt: no went in from my chest
[Gossip] Rhewt: they just made a hole
[Gossip] Rhewt: stuck it in my lung
[Gossip] Minion: wow, and put the tube steak right in there?
[Gossip] Minion: ouch
[Gossip] Minion: that's too crazy for me
[Gossip] Rhewt: yea...
[Gossip] Minion: gaping chest wound sex is NOT my idea of excitement

May 27, 2005

[Gossip] Enigma: does anything other than pointed and attack affect stabs?
[Gossip] Minion: yes, you have to be using a weapon
[Gossip] Enigma: Minion is so gay.
[Gossip] Enigma: Wielding: a stone dagger.
[Gossip] Metallica: You need some faith, excellent literacy skill and
some weaving.
[Gossip] Enigma: Funny, Met
[Gossip] Salius: I'd listen to met if I were you
[Gossip] Metallica: My weaving is low so my stabs don't do much damage.
[Gossip] Enigma: And how does weaving affect stabbing?
[Gossip] Smokedragon: In case they try to block it.
[Gossip] Enigma: With a sewing needle?
[Gossip] Smokedragon: You weave around their hands.
[Gossip] Metallica: Affects about 80% of the stab.
[Gossip] Smokedragon: Or shield, etc
[Gossip] Enigma: Really?
[Gossip] Antari: only have 40 mil.. trying to save up to 500 but i
already wanna spend.. lol
[Gossip] Metallica: If your weaving is like 0 though you may receive a
message similar to "WTF? Your weaving is too low." When you try to stab.
[Gossip] Metallica: Only if it's real low though.
[Gossip] Enigma: I never knew skill in weaving would improve combat.
[Gossip] Enigma: I know what you mean, Ant.
[Gossip] Antari: i just self taught 40mil worth of crafting.weaving, i
hope it makes a difference
[Gossip] Enigma: rofl
[Gossip] Antari: ?
[Gossip] Metallica: It will, Antari. It will.
[Gossip] Antari: yay
[Gossip] Enigma: I hope your kidding, Ant.
[Gossip] Minion: I just trained 80 million worth of weaving, and my
stabs are amazing "You weave your dagger through with greater ease"
[Gossip] Minion: I am getting like 3 times the aa's I was before
[Gossip] Minion: ooo, another one, "You stab with the precision of a
master tailor"