02/05/02 Forest

*** chicken (62.103.218)Forest / Time seems to stop magically as chicken enters the clearing between the trees.
[chicken] hi
[chicken] annabellee
[annabellee] Hiya chicken!
[chicken] annabellee, asl?
[annabellee] I am 13/female/ontario
[annabellee] wanna cyber chicken?
[chicken] do you like chickens?
[annabellee] I love chickens, they turn me on!
[annabellee] I love to give them blow jobs....;P
[chicken] i wait to be eaten
[chicken] will you eat me?
[annabellee] No.
[annabellee] I won't.
[annabellee] Wanna know why?
[chicken] why??
[annabellee] because you stink.
[annabellee] now go away
[annabellee] I hate you
[chicken] i stay here
[chicken] hate me but eat me
[annabellee] I will hate you.....*bites your doink off* but I will not eat you.
[chicken] what are the reasons?
[annabellee] The Reasons:
[annabellee] 1} You Stink.
[annabellee] 2} You Should Be Ritualistically Disemboweled In Front of Your Children.
[annabellee] 3} You Eat too Many Pork Rinds.
* chicken whines * this is not nice to me
[annabellee] 4} You Are Constantly Producing Foul Butt Cheese.
[chicken] you hurt my feelings
[annabellee] Need I go on "chicken"? *bock bock*

02/06/02 Maks Chat

*this next selection is not for the young, it’s rated NC-17 at least*

[Baggins] am i the only person talking?
[Baggins] any one want to chat w/ a bad girl?
[Baggins] this is sad
[Baggins] boohoo
[Baggins] i feel bad (bad bad girl)
[Baggins] does any one want to chat?
[Baggins] ????
[Baggins] please
[Yasmo] AM READY FUCK NOW!!!
[Baggins] ummm
[Yasmo] WHO AM FUCK ME?
[Yasmo] OH GOD AM FUCK ME NOW!!!!
[Baggins] ?
[Yasmo] YASMO AM FUCK BAGGINS IN ASS
[Baggins] whoa!
[Yasmo] OH BAGGINS YOU AM SO GOOD FUCKING TIGHT
[Baggins] eww go away
[Yasmo] BAGGINS AM WANT REACH AROUND?
[Baggins] are you a guy?
[Yasmo] OH BAGGINS YASMO LIKE YOU TIGHT BUTT AM FUCKING IT
[Yasmo] YASMO AM GUY WITH BIG DICK FOR YOU TIGHT BUTT
[Baggins] eww make him stop he's harrassing me please stop it!!
[Yasmo] OH GOD BAGGINS YOU BUTT SO TIGHT
[Yasmo] OOOOOOH BAGGINS ME AM ALMOST READY TO CUM IN YOU BUTT
[Baggins] go away
[Baggins] GO AWAY!
[Yasmo] OH GOD YASMO GASPING NOW
[Yasmo] OH BAGGINS YASMO AM FEEL NUTS BOUNCE OFF YOUR NUTS
[Baggins] STOP IT GO AWAY!
[Baggins] go i'm not eww go away
[Baggins] go away go away
[Yasmo] BAGGINS AM YOU READY?
[Baggins] go away please!
[Yasmo] BAGGINS, YASMO AM PULL OUT YOU BUTT AND SPUNK YOU FACE
OPEN MOUTH NOW!!!
[Yasmo] OH GOD BAGGINS NOW OPEN MOUTH I SPUNK IN YOU MOUTH AND
FACE BAGGINS!!!!
[Yasmo] YASMO CUDDLE WITH BAGGINS, BAGGINS SO NICE WITH TIGHT ASS
[Baggins] Alright listen you ugly fuker i don't want to talk to you so go away before i pull
am op in here
[Baggins] fuck off ....FUCK off you bitch
[Yasmo] OH NO BAGGINS WE NO NEED OTHERS FOR FUCK OUR TIGHT BUTTS
[Yasmo] WE AM ONLY NEED EACH OTHER!!! *YASMO AM HUG BAGGINS
TIGHTLY*
[Yasmo] YASMO AM PUT BAGGINS HAND ON YASMO COCK
[Yasmo] BAGGINS YOU AM RUB YASMO COCK OKAY? I AM GET HARD AGAIN
YES!!!!
[Baggins] go away your stupid shit before i kill you .... MOTHER fUCKER!
[Baggins] Fuck Off!
[Baggins] no Fuck you all your fucking psycho!
[Baggins] your all bastards....... Fucking Bastards go die....
[Baggins] Now i'm crying i hope you all kill your selfes
[sexy] do i make you horney
[Ravi] * chuckles *
[sexy] any one wants to fuck a model
[Baggins] your all sick
[sexy] hi ravi
[sexy] hi baggins
[Yasmo] I AM READY FUCK BAGGINS AGAIN YUM!!
[Yasmo] YASMO AM HERE BABY FOR YOUR PUSSY AND ASSHOLE!!!!
[Yasmo] BAGGINS TAKE IT MMMMMM I AM FUCK YOU PUSSY
[Baggins] Die you bastard
[Yasmo] y am you mean to me? : (
[Yasmo] I liking you
[Baggins] Because your a sick disgusting freak
[Baggins] go away
[Baggins] go away you pervert
[Yasmo] you am make me sad now *cries*
[Baggins] good i hope you die
[Baggins] i hate you i hate you
[Baggins] the only reason your here doing this is probably b/c you have no life and no one
will have sex with you
[Yasmo] I'm soooooo sorry : ( I am nice
[Yasmo] you never have sex either though
[Baggins] no your not you wouldn't do this to a 14 year old girl if you were nice
[Baggins] i don't have sex, I'm 14
[Yasmo] see, you have not had sex
[Yasmo] I'm 15 and I have *S*
[Yasmo] it's fun
[Baggins] congrats, you'll get aids or something and die when your 25 ! i'll shit on your
grave!
[Yasmo] I don't care much for shit myself
[Yasmo] why do you have so much anger

02/06/02 Forest

[belldandy] ah yes, I am in class again
[Gin] Ew.
[belldandy] I'm in CISCO II right now =p I'm hooked to the router and trying to find out it's
name *L*
[fraNk] u can touch my router
[fraNk] Gin has
[fraNk] she says my router was one of the largest strongest routers she had ever licked
[Gin] Yes. It was.
[belldandy] hehe my router's name is lance hehe
[fraNk] who has the fraNk router?
[fraNk] perhaps it's Jesusie
[Jesusie] if i was naming the routers i would call one fraNk
* Jesusie nods*
[fraNk] the largest one
[fraNk] the one that never goes down
[fraNk] wait, I always go down, better pick an unreliable one *L*

02/08/02 Forest

[RogueMage] hey fraNk you still here?
* RogueMage nudges him with his toe
[RogueMage] ***fraNk - (137.197.94) -Busy playing with my toes- idle 1 seconds
* fraNk sucks RogueMage's big toe, running his tongue along the nail and nibbling on it,
slowly sucking away making loud popping noises as the toe slips from his mouth, and licking it
aggresively like an icecream cone
[RogueMage] Ewwww
[RogueMage] now I have to takea shower! *L*
* candra is sad...She has no one to lick her toes.
* RogueMage runs around tyring to get the sucky feeling off his toes
[candra] Mind you, I'd rather have someone kissing my back.
[RogueMage] I'll suck on your nipples candra
[RogueMage] I too know action
[candra] Bar my last message...I like RogueMage's idea better.
[RogueMage] for some reason I'm not in such a hurry as I was
* candra is glad RogueMage is going to stay

02/08/02 Forest

[nollem] why are all my friends so freaking unreliable.
[fraNk] that is what you get for being friends with dial up internet servers, mellon *L*
[fraNk] you need to make a move to dsl server friends, or better yet, T-1 friends *nods*
[fraNk] the reliability goes THRU THE ROOF!!!
[fraNk] and the porn is faster too *nods*

02/08/01 Forest

[fraNk] I have a cartoon character in my pants right now!!!
[fraNk] he is from Toy Story
[fraNk] can anyone guess his name????
[juni] BUZZ
[juni] woody heh
[fraNk] yes, woody!!! *LOL*
[juni] pervert
[juni] hahahaha
[fraNk] wait??? *looks down* WHAT THE??? Mr Potato Head and Buzz LightYear are
fighting Woody!!! OUCH!!!!! *falls down*

02/10/02 Forest

*** fraNk (137.197.83) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as fraNk enters the
clearing between the trees.
*** fraNk (137.197.83) has left location Forest
*** fraNk (137.197.83) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as fraNk enters the
clearing between the trees.
*** fraNk (137.197.83) has left location Forest
*** FruityPebbles (12.254.134) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
FruityPebbles enters the clearing between the trees.
*** fraNk (137.197.83) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as fraNk enters the
clearing between the trees.
[FruityPebbles] bored?
[fraNk] no, cement
[FruityPebbles] ahh i see
[fraNk] thank god
[fraNk] the operation was a success then *nods*
[FruityPebbles] but of course

02/10/02 Forest

[frank]chest = 42A
[fraNk] yes, 42A *L*
[Worley] 42 is franks head swollen or what?
[fraNk] 42" is not that big a deal for a guy *L*
[nikki] keep dreaming frank
[fraNk] I mean a 42" chest,
[frank] good lord, a three and a half foot long cock??? who would want that? *LMAO*
[nikki] *LMAO*
[nikki] must look pretty funny
[fraNk] yes yes, i'm a plethora of oddities, I am sideshow fraNk, see me soon on the krusty
show
[nikki] why not the circus?
[Worley] yes people here on ripleys today frankboobs 42Ahead small foot and half cock
believe it or not
[nikki] *L*
[fraNk] and I can unzip my skin and take it off, it's truly horrifying
[nikki] interesting

02/10/02 Forest

[Gin] My stomach hurts.
[fraNk] sorry, did I overdo it last night?
[Gin] Yes fraNkums. You did.
[fraNk] I apologize, there is a cure for that though?
[fraNk] did you know?
[Gin] Yes. Lots of sex.
[fraNk] yep
[fraNk] lots of hot gratuitous sex
[nikki] frank got a boob job today
[Gin] Um.
[Gin] Ahh.
[Gin] I see.
[Worley] YES HE DID BIG ONE TOO
[Worley] frankboobs seen here on ripleys black both eyes with one jump
[Gin] What the hell is Worley sputtering about?
[fraNk] no idea
[Gin] Ahh.
[fraNk] things were going along great and then Worley said something about mushrooms
and whiskey and then everything just fell apart
[Worley] HEADLINES "READ" FRANKBOOBS COMMITED TODAY FOR
HALUCINATIONS
[Gin] I left work early today. I faked a headache.
[fraNk] I left my girlfriends early last night, I faked an orgasm

02/10/02 Forest

[Bella] damn you RM!
[RogueMage] yes damn me to a catholic girls dorm
[Bella] yes RM, go frolick with them...have a lovely time
[RogueMage] where they run around in those plaid skirts with no undies
[Bella] no, they wear granny undies
[Bella] part of the whole virginal attire
[HeatherL] I'm wearing plaid panties with no skirt will that do?
[RogueMage] that'll do for me!
[Bella] *L*....nice to know Heather
[RogueMage] I'm not wearing a skirt OR undies
[Bella] amazing!

02/11/02

[fraNk] JESUS LUV YU THIS ME KNO
[Jesusie] i do not love you all. *nods*
[fraNk] FOR BIBLE TELL ME SO
[fraNk] LITTLE ONES TO HIM BELONG
[fraNk] WEAK THEY ARE BUT HE STRONG
[Isabella] oh goodness
[fraNk] ahhh korean christianity, so sweet and loving, did everyone bring something for the
potluck? I have sweet and sour dog, cooked it this morning *S*
[sweet_chic] me to 4 god and jesus loves even the king of doofuses!
[fraNk] me am no king me am only servant
[Isabella] here we go with the crazy talk again
[trickyjen] are you speaking gibberish?
[fraNk] am tricky jen am talk to us now?
[fraNk] I'm not Gibbernese, I'm from Idiotica, it's a little further north of Gibberia
[Isabella] frank speaks in tongues
[Jorrun_] forked tongue
[trickyjen] i see.
[Isabella] yes
[Jesusie] yeah Isabella *nods* it's awesome huh
[Isabella] whoa Jesus
[Isabella] only you would know that
* Dadez thinks FraNks heating is leaking Carbon Monoxide
[Isabella] frank is frank....he needs no additives
[trickyjen] so fraNk... how was the eggplant?
[Jesusie] i though tthat said elephant

02/11/02 Forest

[doggiebag] i hate texes
*** Signoff doggiebag (#68.47.65#) (ack).
[fraNk] he hates texans or taxes???
[fraNk] perhaps he hates exes???
[fraNk] or even dare I say axes???