March 1999

This first section is dealing with fraNk getting /color and his tendency to sit on the grant:

*PaintedWolf* (#208.224.174#) you have color.. use it dammit!

[poet] I wonder why I give you color fraNk, do you ever use it??

*Olorin* (#207.75.176#) HELLO?? I gave you color about an hour ago, do you know that??

[macop] fraNk, am I wasting this color on you?
*macop* (#207.174.86#) are you even reading the main screen?? You have color!! *smile*

* EsoraLauna tosses fraNk the crayon, giggling* You are sillie... Bah! I bet you won't use it too!
* EsoraLauna pokes fraNk...please use the crayon!!!

*Squirrel* (209.240.197) Don't waste my crayon... *this is actually ENYGMA

*FruityPebbles* (#209.210.176#) silly i gave you color use it

*Titus* (#130.160.210#) *lmao*..I gave you color btw

*FruityPebbles* (#209.210.176#) use your color *pokes you*

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The mystery operator:

in a pm to me:

*Titus* (#130.160.210#) *LOL*..I was looking at the op list and thought you were on there..type
/whois #

this is a partial of what it came up with:

THeSky #24.112.57# ok
TUDE #207.44.83# Christian
Titus #130.160.210# Forest
WILD_THING #209.190.68# Doorstep
Wyldgirl #205.210.137# Beach
_babydoll_ #146.186.60# Hot_Tub
fraNk 207.91.16 Doorstep DefLeppard#1
fullmonty_ #195.82.212# Stangplace
jaq #12.76.116# Think_Cafe
kathi #209.180.198# Teens16_19
kymmie #152.163.205# Hot_Spring
littleflutist #205.151.225# Doorstep

pm back to Titus from fraNk: -> *Titus* LMAO I honestly didn’t know I was there!!

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another set of evil doers, or don’ters in this case, Daemeon and Deadone:

[Daemeon] YOUR SOULS ARE ALL MINE! ESPECIALLY YOURS SADRIAN! I WILL ENJOY
DEVOURING YOUR SOUL!
[Deadone] I AM NOT GOING TO PLAY GAMES WITH YOU BAST I AM THE ALL
POWERFUL GUY
[RedXIII] all powerful as, say, a fruitcake
[fraNk] Dameon is the forest jester, look out now while I throw him peanuts and he will do some
tricks!!!
[Bast] All powerful guy? Who came up with that one? Your grandma?
[fraNk] Who is the all powerful gay??
* PaintedWolf pokes Daemeonmellon in the other eye*
[Daemeon] * Daemeon ignores the insults and hurls a wave of flames at LadyScarlette
[Daemeon] WITH THE POWER OF THE UNHOLY I HEAL YOUR WOUND, REDXIII !
[fraNk] WITH THE POWER OF A PECKER GNAT, I KILL YOU DAMEON
[Deadone] ALL BOW BEFORE ME OR I SHALL TURN YOU INTO FLEAS!!!
[RedXIII] eeek, a flea.
* Mistress_Panny has no pecker gnats...what are pecker gnats?
[Daemeon] fraNk, NEVER MISPELL THE NAME OF THY SON OF LUCIFER
[fraNk] Oh, we are all experiencing a pecker gnat right now, it is Dameaon
[avacado_boy] Daemoen...
[fraNk] Damion, I'm sorry, what was that?
[Bast] Deimiion, Why do you insist that you are the next in line to rule hell?
[fraNk] Yes, Domoanaian, why is that, answer us please?
[Daemeon] I FEAR YOU ARE NOT LONG FOR THIS WORLD. I SHALL GIVE YOU A
TORMENTED IMMORTALITY IN HELL
[Mistress_Panny] well, if getting a headache from reading your all caps is anything like hell...then I'm
already there/
[fraNk] Okay, okay, got that *tormented immortality* yep yep*writing some of this down.
* Mortis spent three weeks in hell... (otherwise known as a Psycho womans apartment in Indiana when
you are broke and can't leave)
[fraNk] Damoan has a small penis for one who is supposed to be the son of the devil, I'll say that
much, why dont you cover that package up with a rubber band and a peanut shell
[Deadone] ALL RIGHT WHO WANTS A PIECE OF ME
* Bast turns to Deadone* The butcher down the street you stupid cow.
[Deadone] I SHALL TURN YOU ALL INTO FLEAS EXCEPT FOR DAEMEON
[fraNk] Hey, where is that all weakful DaMion
[Daemeon] I MUST RETURN TO MY DOMAIN IN HELL. I BID THEE FAREWELL. NO
SCRATCH THAT. I BID YOU TORMENT AND GREIVANCE. Good day.
*** Signoff fraNk (207.91.16).

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in a related story, PaintedWolf tackles biology 101:

[Yar] PAINTEDWOLF what r pecker gnats
[PaintedWolf] pecker gnats are those little annoying gnats..aka sand fleas.. that attack your crotch
every time you walk out the door in the summer...

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[PaintedWolf] I'm really sorry I had to go on /ig guys.. I had 22 people in my buffer.. I just couldn't
take it anymore... some were friends but most were people I didn't know,
[fraNk] people like me, harrassing PW for sex
[PaintedWolf] fraNk... you don't need to get into my buffer to ask... *wink*