7/24/03 Hot_Tub

[sweetalabama] ryt now. hav one here. kinda sexy.
* CinnamonToast is confused * Does it not take more effort to come up with retarded
spelling of words than to type the damn things out the way they should be? *looks at
sweetalabama*
[fraNk] I agre wit cintost on dat 1
[Lucky] lol
* CinnamonToast continues * Plus, it makes one look like they're eleven or something...
[fraNk] i her wut yu b sain CinTost

7/26/03 40plus

[SUPERDUPERCOCK] chain saws are very scary, always wear a cup if you are going to
use one
[witchy] what the… now who is THAT?
[Spirit99] LOL *** SUPERDUPERCOCK is actually THUNDERCOCK room=40plus
*** BAN WARNING User SUPERDUPERCOCK warned by Bonzai 26855 ( ) ( change ya
nick )
[AlmostReality] superdrooper got a warning after all this time
[witchy] Bonzai he’s cool..its thundercock in disguise hehe
*** SUPERDUPERCOCK is now known as THUNDERCOCK.
[THUNDERCOCK] NOW YOU WILL SUFFER THE PRICE!!
[witchy] gawd.
[THUNDERCOCK] I AM A SUPERHERO LIKE NOTHING YOU HAVE EVER
SEEN!!
[THUNDERCOCK] SEE ME GROW TO TWICE MY SIZE AND SPIT IN YOUR EYE!!
[witchy] passes umbrellas around
[witchy] someone pacify the red thingie hehe
[AlmostReality] I think it'd take more than a pacifier
[Spirit99] LMAO
[Bonzai] *Grins* ...Hmmmm...don't care if it sparks lightening bolts witchy ...hehehe
* Chandler thinks Thundercock is really Earl in disguise
[sweetclover] ut oh. wqaves byr byr to mighy prick
[Spirit99] LMAO
* THUNDERCOCK twitches forward and bashes head against Bonzai
[THUNDERCOCK] TAKE THAT!!! *TWITCH TWITCH*
[AlmostReality] yech. okay, that's bad
[witchy] yes it is..
[Bonzai] anyone got bobitts phone #?
[Spirit99] laff we tried that Bonzai
[MsPD] laffs she was here earlier Bonzai LMAO
[witchy] she was here before Bonzai
* THUNDERCOCK explodes onto Bonzai's face WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH!! DONT
GET IT IN YOUR EYES!!

7/26/03 Hot_Tub

[byu22] any hot females under 23 in here..be honest with yourself no ugly ones
[fraNk] stupid mormons, they will have sex with sheep but they won't settle for an ugly
woman
[byu22] i pay 185 for a shared bedroom
[fraNk] see, shared with a sheep that is
[byu22] how do you know i am mormon...oooh judgemental
[fraNk] because you bonehead, unless byu stands for big yellow and ugly, you go to byu, and
part of the by laws are that you must be mormon
[byu22] dude i could trash talk you all day, but it's not worth my time
[byu22] and that's false
[fraNk] lets talk trash then, glad bag, potato peel, moldy cheese, ripped boxers, empty
cardboard box
[fraNk] BEAT THAT BYU BOY!!

7/26/03 Hot_Tub

[geel] i want to go to illinois.
[geel] right now.
[geel] to Rockfuck.
[mossy] i fucked on a rock
[viola] i want to have sex in a car.
[viola] the closest is road head. hah.
[geel] sex in a car?
[geel] why?
[geel] beds are so much more comfortable.
[viola] *L* i dunno.
[aluqa] floor is better.
[fraNk] I want to have sex on the 10 oclock news behind the news lady, that would be funny.
[viola] yeah but its not just the comfortable thing.. its the thrill/
[fraNk] she's up there talking live about some car wreck and a bank robbery and I'm behind
her railing some hot intern
[geel] i guess im not very adventureous.
[geel] HAHAAHHAAHAHAH I KEEP STEALING THE NEWS PAPER FROM THE
CHINESE PEOPLE WHO LIVE ACROSS THE HALL
[CRIM] you probably wont think its funny to steal their paper when they are chopping off
your fingers
[viola] or eating your dog.

7/27/03 Think_Café

[HOTTY_790] hi
[shane] are you really 790yrs old?
[laguz] there ARE people here!
[shane] shhh
[laguz] but they must be in hiding...?
[shane] or perhaps they're all dead
[sexyjenny17] hello everyone *S*
[shane] hello jenny
[sexyjenny17] shane, how are you? *kisses*
[sexyjenny17] you seem nice shane
[sexyjenny17] tell me about yourself
[shane] lol, i'm good...don't kiss me...ack
[Danger] hmmmmmm
[sexyjenny17] Danger, do you have a big penis?
[sexyjenny17] is it... Dangerous?
[sexyjenny17] shane, what about you? how is your penis today?
[shane] old enuf to be you're father jenny....
[ratbag] I should be asleep,,,but can't .
[sexyjenny17] hello ratbag, do you have big nuts?
[ratbag] well jenny its ms ratbag...so no i dont have big nuts!!!
[ratbag] nothing like a direct question at 1.50 am!!
[sexyjenny17] shane, please talk to me, I am wearing thong panties
[sexyjenny17] PLEASE I AM SO ALONE!! my breasts need the lips of a strong man on
them
[shane] you're ip# looks familiar jenny
[shane] i'm thinking you are a strong man
*** sexyjenny17 is now known as fraNk.
[fraNk] hahahahhahahaha
[fraNk] that was the best
[shane] lol...shit fraNk....i was tempted

7/30/03 Hot_Tub

[OMG] is asshole home?
[biggreenfraNk] yes, I am
[biggreenfraNk] oh wait, who are you talking to?
* SweetTreat leans back allowing the bubbling waters to caress her flesh and watches the
goings on of the tub*
* biggreenfraNk sits next to SweetTreat, smiling, urinating in the tub
* SweetTreat bitch slaps biggreenfraNk for being a slob*
[bobbiegirl] haha fraNk
[bobbiegirl] i piddled in the tub too.
[bobbiegirl] i hadda go real bad
* biggreenfraNk takes a big crap in the tub next to SweetTreat, and smiles, while grunting
[bobbiegirl] haha
[water] ew frank
[bobbiegirl] that sure makes me laugh really hard, out loud.

8/8/03 Hot_Tub

[VinDiesel] i have a 10inch cock serious
[VinDiesel] i wont lie
[fraNk] I have a 2 inch cock humorous
[6foot5blonde] sure you do Vinny
[VinDiesel] if its hard to believe then too bad
[fraNk] I do believe it's hard
[VinDiesel] besides i heard the bigger the cock the better
[fraNk] perhaps Vin bought himself a rubber dildo?
[MellyIssa] it must be FroBanger...lol...he's always talkin about his penis
[VinDiesel] one day i woke up wif my 10cm cock and say to my self i need to pump it up so
i took enlargement pills n zinc everyday to increase my cock and after years old takin it it became 10
inch cock now when i come i come ard 10 cups of cum (sperm)
[MellyIssa] lmao
[fraNk] 10 cups of sperm eh?
[6foot5blonde] someone shoot Diesel
[VinDiesel] amazing izzit
[fraNk] is this 10 full cups?
[VinDiesel] yup 10 full cups
[fraNk] what, did you measure it all and make a sperm casserole or something, Vin?
[VinDiesel] no i ask my 50 gfs to suck it and it cover them in cum head to toe
[fraNk] if you have 50 girlfriends, and 10 cups of sperm, that means each girlfriend gets only
a fifth of a cup, how does that cover them from head to toe? you are bad at math, Vin
[VinDiesel] so how now u gals want some
[VinDiesel] so which gal want to try 10 cups of sweet honey cum
[VinDiesel] full cups of course in mugs
[cutie] sweet honey cum ??...must be something wrong with you
[VinDiesel] tall mugs
[fraNk] Sweet Honey Cum, sounds like a barbeque sauce for gay guys
[VinDiesel] no serious i make a sweet pills to make my cum sweet
[VinDiesel] it takes like honey
[cutie] sounds like you need to make a "get a life" pill..you are sorry
[VinDiesel] i can make it any favour
[fraNk] any favour? how about your cum goes out and mows my lawn, does that sound okay?
* cutie busts out laughing at fraNk
[VinDiesel] chocolate, peach etc....
[JohnL] He knows.. he tastes it enough
[OMG] someone told me once, that if guys drink pineapple juice their come is sweeter*L*
[fraNk] I tried that once, OMG, I drank 1/4 gallon of cranberry juice and 1/4 gallon of
pineapple juice a day for a week, she didn't notice a change
[OMG] well, atleast you have plenty of folic acid now, fraNk*L*
[fraNk] I know, I grew a stem, OMG
[fraNk] a 10 inch stem, and Vin sucked it
[OMG] *LMAO*
[fraNk] and I blew my cranapple load on his face
[fraNk] Vin thanked me and lapped it all up
[cutie] lol
[VinDiesel] punches franks who thinks im gay
* cutie punches fraNk ..who ate me out
[BunnyHug_] VinDiesel IS gay
[VinDiesel] so my spelling suck so wat
[BunnyHug_] He told me in my buffer
[VinDiesel] nono im not
[OMG] he is a horrible actor, either way.
[BunnyHug_] you are...you told me in my buffer not to tell anyone
[VinDiesel] serious it was frank he told me he was gay i said ohhh
[fraNk] on VIN!! *kisses him so deeply* touch my sack to your lips and kiss it like the baby
calf you are
[MellyIssa] You know..come to think about it..I thought htere were pictures of Vin and
various type sof animals and glass bottles going around
[MellyIssa] god I hate bugs..why are there so many bugs out and how do they get in my
room :'(
[fraNk] Vin is in Melly's room *L*
[fraNk] Vin, tell me a little bit about your nutsack
[VinDiesel] see i rape u onli a nongay wld rape u
[fraNk] actually it was consensual, and it was me you were raping, so you ARE gay
* cutie laughs..you're not gay because you typed out that you rapes her her...HOW GAY
[BunnyHug_] *nod* face back...he loves the cock
[VinDiesel] hey frank it doesnt mean tt i cant spell some words doesnt mean im gay
[BunnyHug_] *L* YOU'RE GAY VIN...ITS OKAY we won't judge you...ya homo
[skidrowbro] im gay.
[VinDiesel] even if i was gay which im not n cldnt spell how hmmm
[6foot5blonde] you people are so nasty ganging up on cup'O'semen over here *L*
[VinDiesel] im notttttttttttttttt gay u pplz deaf or something
[fraNk] IT IS OKAY TO BE GAY *gives Vin a friendly hand job
[VinDiesel] i dont suck or fuck cock
[VinDiesel] stay away frm me man
* shamus *swims* away from fraNk
[BunnyHug_] a friendly hand job?
[VinDiesel] help help im being chase by gay freaks
[VinDiesel] plz save me gals plz i do anygals juz name it
[fraNk] Vin, I want to hear about your first time with another man, were you scared? did it
hurt to have your butt pummeled like a thrusting oil well?
[OMG] *LMAO* thrusting oil well.
[VinDiesel] im not gayyyyyyyyyyyy frankkkkkkkkkkkk
[OMG] that sure makes me laugh.
[VinDiesel] go fuck urself frank
[VinDiesel] fuck ur family frankkkkkkkkkk
[fraNk] oh god, if I could I would Vin, but how about I bend you over the computer desk and
slide into you with sandpaper, hmm?
[VinDiesel] go fuck ur family frankkkkkkkkkkkkkk
[VinDiesel] frankkkkkkkkkkkkkkk u sickoooooooooooo
[VinDiesel] help plz ladies frank a sickooooooooooooo
[VinDiesel] saveeeeeeeeee mee
[fraNk] how do you say fraNk with like 50 k's on the end? now 50 N's you could extend off
your tongue, but k, that's tougher
[VinDiesel] ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[fraNk] see Vin, it feels good, quit fighting it
[VinDiesel] u noe wat frank im going to ignore u u not even here
[VinDiesel] u a sicko avolved u
[bobbie] sicko avolved?
[cutie] what does that mean ?
[fraNk] Vin, how is your dad doing these days? is he a hot piece of manly hair pie like
yourself?
[VinDiesel] any gals care to chat wif me eh pvt me ladies k
[6foot5blonde] I dont chat with gay guys sorry
[fraNk] heheh, I messaged Vin now *L*
[fraNk] -> *VinDiesel* hi there
[Nakina] I've gotta go to bed ):
[fraNk] with me, Nakina?
[fraNk] KICK ASS!!
[VinDiesel] hello gals how r u all
[Nakina] *L* you wish fraNk
[fraNk] we can invite Vin and have a wild three way!!
[VinDiesel] any gals care to chat wif me
[cutie] she isn't going to bed with you fraNk...Nakina ONLY goes to bed with me !
[fraNk] although you won't get much attention, Vin will be too busy staring at my naked dong
bouncing in front of his face as I jump up and down on your bed doing jumping jacks
* Nakina is going to bed alone *L* as usual
[VinDiesel] i love lesbos
[bobbie] DId Vin just say he was gay?
[VinDiesel] i respsct lesbos
[fraNk] yes, Vin said "i love gays'
[bobbie] thats what I thought.
[fraNk] 'i respect gay guys, and love them'
[Nakina] and men who have a fascination with lesbians are dreamers...cuz face it guys..they
DON'T like men... you're better off to be fascinated with bi-chicks cuz at least you stand a chance
[fraNk] not me
[VinDiesel] i love lesbos i wld like to fuck a lesbo gal
[VinDiesel] if i was a lesbos
[Nakina] see Vin's a dreamer
[bobbie] wow. Vin isnt the brightest crayon in the box..hmm.
[fraNk] Vin, you are a manbo
[VinDiesel] serious guys im not a gay guy serious
[Nakina] if they liked men they wouldn't be lesbians Vin *rolls eyes*
[cutie] it doesn't matter Nakina, you see..VinDiesel loves a big hairy man rubbing his
cahones up against his chin
[VinDiesel] ive neved dated one b4
[bobbie] LESBIANS DONT LIKE MEN, VIN. THATS WHY.
[fraNk] you have never dated anyone Vin *L*
[VinDiesel] in my 20 years of my life never did i go out wif a gay guy
[VinDiesel] i feel unsecure infront of gays
[Nakina] apparently NOT that insecure if you want to date a lesbian
*whispers*...lesbian=gay female

8/8/03 Hot_Tub

[sushi] YOU MUST know how to flirt
* Carly has never flirted
[shamus] right
[Carly] I'm the quiet shy type
[sushi] i'm sure you can. maybe you do it unknowingly. i know how. just..simple stuff. eye
contact, SMILING, blahblah
[light_bulb] hey sushi how come your such an expert on flirting>?
[fraNk] I flirted with the guy at Super Saver just now, I got kicked out of the supermarket for
it
[fraNk] I guess tossing my penis on the counter and asking the cute little cashier for a price
check isn't a great way to break the ice