6/15/03 Hot_Tub

[Nonpareil] i have a kylie minouge ass, wish i had a j-lo ass though
[Nell] I wish I had an ass. Period.
[fraNkalina] you wish your ass was bleeding once a month Nell??
[fraNkalina] GROSS!!!
[Nonpareil] hahaha ass period

6/15/03 Hot_Tub

[Brent9] 23 brown short hair blue eyes 5'10 180lb tan and muscular from FL
[fraNkalina] brent is a fat pig, woah
* SEXY_22 BREANT UR A FAG KNOCK IT OFF
[CHAPMAN] Enough with the insults
[fraNkalina] eat my poop chapman, you big pig

6/21/03 Hot_Tub

[Trogdor] Saturday morning cartoons, here I come.
[fraNk] all over your little anime faces
[mellon] that is VERY weird

6/21/03 Hot_Tub

[fraNk] I wish there were some ops in here
*** Ops fraNk (#68.96.137#).
[fraNk] HOLY HELL HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
*** Ops mellon (#68.69.119#).
[Trogdor] It was magic.
[mellon] OH MY GOD
[fraNk] who is playing tricks on me? oh those funny funny administration persons
[MissSugar] STOP WITH THE OPS ITS SCARY
[MissSugar] PUT THE FLAGS DOWN
*** Tyler (203.109.254) Hot_Tub / Tyler appears and hops into the Hot Tub
naked!!!
[fraNk] hello Liv Tyler
[fraNk] you have nice boobs in that one movie
[fraNk] with jeremy irons
*** Gremlin (24.64.223) Hot_Tub / Gremlin appears and hops into the Hot Tub
naked!!!
[fraNk] I have a gremlin
[fraNk] IN MY PANTS
[fraNk] no wait, that's a Hornet, not a Gremlin
[fraNk] my mistake
[fraNk] those cars looked a lot alike you know
* Gremlin give it a rest frank
[fraNk] Gremlin is here, and he has brought his magically small penis *gasps*
[Gremlin] how would you know frank, beeb looking
[fraNk] beeb looking all the time, it's amazing
[Gremlin] go home little boy..
[fraNk] Gremlin speaks, scientists are amazed, car still won't start though

6/21/03 Hot_Tub

*** LONGLEGGED_MOM (209.240.198) Hot_Tub / LONGLEGGED_MOM
appears and hops into the Hot Tub naked!!!
[fraNk] MOM was a spider, we'd always try to hide her, but other bugs wanted inside her, the
whore was such a fighter *sings*

6/21/03 Hot_Tub

[Shannon] and then i intensionally drop the fork and get down to suck for a while....
[Shannon] sorry guys, not for you....
[fraNk] woah, Shannon, why not?
[Trogdor] STAB IT WITH THE FORK.
[Trogdor] STAB HIS PENIS WITH THE FORK.
[Trogdor] And proclaim it conquered by...france.
[fraNk] I agree
[fraNk] STAB THAT PENIS WITH A FORK
[fraNk] shannon, who are you talking to?
[fraNk] YOU WILL TELL US
[Shannon] secret guys..
[Shannon] maybe next time ill do it one at time with you hahahahaha
[fraNk] secret guys?? ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, you are using your vibrator, okay, sorry, didn't mean
to ruin the fantasy
[fraNk] although, having cyber sex with your vibrator seems to really defeat the purpose
[fraNk] are you like away from home, and talking to your vibrator on the computer from
where you are at?
[Shannon] oh Frank....
[Shannon] tsk tsk tsk
[fraNk] sorry, am I making your vibrator nervous?
*** ShansVibrator (200.64.191) Hot_Tub / ShansVibrator appears and hops into
the Hot Tub naked!!!
[ShansVibrator] Hey, fraNk, why don't you just shut the fuck up and mind your own
business, I have new batteries, a high speed internet connection, and my master is far from home and
needs my help.
[satan] i want an alien head vibrator.
[Trogdor] With the G-spot bulging eyes.
[satan] EXACTLY
[Trogdor] I just telnetted into her vibrator.
[Trogdor] It's a hell of a view.
[fraNk] I want a Maggie Simpson head vibrator
[dingus] alien heads? that's what that plastic surgeon is doing for guys now. has the whole
"head mold" kit going on. can shape the helmet into anything you want. flowers, faces, cars, you name
it.
[Shannon] well, sorry yourselves guys i dont use vibrators, better to roam outside and do
it....hahahaha
[fraNk] woah, roam outside? YOU HAVE SEX WITH BEARS??
[fraNk] be careful, sometimes they eat you
[fraNk] and I don't mean that sexually, I mean they actually eat you
[fraNk] probably after they have sex with you though
[fraNk] at least, any smart bear would have sex with you first then eat you
[Shannon] im afraid not... Frank, bears dont eat bitches they fuck them....hahahaha
[hi_imbobbie] haha/ frank makes me laugh
[fraNk] if I was a bear I'd have sex with you first, then eat you, because I would be a smart,
resourceful bear.
[fraNk] I would limit my human intake to females between the ages of 16 and 30
[Shannon] poor bear in the making frank...
[fraNk] and it would really turn me on, chasing them, in their bikinis, thru the woods, then
catching them, ripping off their clothes, and giving them some hairy grizzly bear lovin, growling in
their ear, with my tongue hanging out, my tail wagging frantically, bug huge grizzly bear butt
humping up and down real fast, yep, that would be me
[fraNk] I mean, I wouldn't be wearing the bikini, they would
[fraNk] I don't think I could wear a bikini if I was a bear, that would be a little unbelievable
[Nonpareil] then again you’ve probably seen a few bitches in them
[fraNk] I mean, a cross dressing bear? come on, perhaps I would wear a pair of boxers or
something, so I wasn't so intimidating
[Shannon] and then we've reached your garage and then get out of the car your still inside
me, and doing a motion while standing
[fraNk] *LMAO*
[fraNk] shannon is having sex with a car now

6/21/03 Hot_Tub

[hornymadam] hi frank priv8?
[fraNk] NO!! I do NOT chat with hornymadmen
[fraNk] if I want that I'll go to prison
[hornymadam] fuck u frank
[fraNk] I already said no, what more do you want?
[Nonpareil] horny adam, frank just said he doesnt want to fuck

6/30/03 Forest

*** poet is now known as Dearpoet.
[fraNk] I just wanted to write to you and tell you how much you are admired around the
prison...
*** fraNk is now known as sincerelyfraNk.
[Dearpoet] *LMAO* I'll bet

6/30/03 CyberMyst in pm’s

[MrPantyMan] -> *Magick* I want to kiss you
*Magick* (#68.111.8#) im a guy you faggot.
[MrPantyMan] -> *Magick* please, I just want to kiss you, and touch your breasts
*Magick* (#68.111.8#) *L* you're a fucking idiot, i have a dick.
[MrPantyMan] -> *Magick* i will touch your dick and breasts at the same time, I am so
horny

7/1/1/03 Hot_Tub

[WalterCronkite] FUCK EVERYONE
[TORONTO_GUY_69] thats alot of fucking are you up for it

7/3/03 Hot_Tub

[hottie] forget the nickers i won't feel that
[CANNY] i'm rubbing ur tits now hottie
[Sonja] more info then i needed to know CANNY
[CANNY] and all the time my cock is getting harder and wetter
[Elena] if its getting wetter Canny ....... that doesnt say much for your stamina LMAO
[hottie] i can do that on my own please lick me between my legs
[AlabamaGuy] gotta hand it to hottie... she knows what she wants!
*** KICK WARNING User CANNY warned by ThongGnome 865 ( ) ( gross. just...gross.
lewd. )
[Brett] gross
[Sonja] *covers her ears* come on people that's enough *L*
[CANNY] im licking ur clit now mmm
[hottie] what's a clit baby?
[Elena] oh no she just didnt ..* dies laffing*
[gretel] *LMFAO*
[CANNY] between ur legs
[gretel] what's a clit? haha
[Sonja] *LMAO*
[Tupac_] haha
[neal] you got a big bush?
[gretel] I have a big bush
[gretel] it's out front, it's a mulberry brush, you will get sticks in your teeth if you try to eat it
[gretel] once brett tried to eat my bush, he was attacked by a crow that lives in it
[neal] hedge trimmer?
[Brett] I tried to pick the berries

7/6/03 Doorstep

*** KICK WARNING User wetclitora warned by ChrisJ 16953 ( Doorstep ) ( nick )
*** Operator ChrisJ ( 17054) banned dryclitora for (changing to this nick doesn t
help you) at Maks.

7/13/03 Hot_Tub

[sarah] ho sk8
[Sk8papa] i'm not a ho... lol
[sarah] i ment hi....

7/21/03 Hot_Tub

[WhiskyCampaign] Does anyone know what my nick means? I don't
[fraNk] Your nickname means you are on a crusade to drink every known kind of whiskey in
the world, all in one day
[fraNk] a shot of each
[fraNk] it's likely you will die
[fraNk] but if you don't, your nickname and image will forever be worshipped
[WhiskyCampaign] What a great definition Frank
[fraNk] if you do die, you will be laughed at and urinated on by arabs all over the world
though
[layla] hahaha.
[WhiskyCampaign] I'll succeed

7/21/03 Cinema

*ahhh, love, combined with a language barrier, it’s really a funny thing to behold*

[peppers] am sure the next gal u land gona be brilliant
[woodpusher] i dont want it elswhere
[peppers] putting u 2 steps bck on the curve
[woodpusher] dnt say that pls
[woodpusher] "the next one"
[woodpusher] god that kills me
[woodpusher] so much
[woodpusher] i want you love
[peppers] chill babe
[peppers] by so doing u r not making it any easier for urself
[peppers] u r a smart kid
[woodpusher] i ask you aga.............. is the really no way on earth we can just give us
anohter go and see where the path takes us
[peppers] i say i dunno
[woodpusher] tx for being honest babe
[woodpusher] i have had no-one for past 7 months
[woodpusher] can i show you complete honesty right now?
[peppers] hang on
[peppers] got the aust ecomm lady ont he fone
[woodpusher] i wanna tell you exactly what happened the night i got punched in the face
[woodpusher] there was me, Stuart, and a load of other people
[woodpusher] stuart jokingly threw a traffic cone at me
[woodpusher] it hit me on my knee
[woodpusher] and bladdy hurt
[woodpusher] so i threw it back
[woodpusher] it hit him on hid face
[woodpusher] he came up to me being all aggressive and macho in front of his little bit on
the side
[woodpusher] i casually pushed him over and told him to fook off
[woodpusher] the next thing i know he is running towards me... and he socks me in the face
[woodpusher] i tripped over the fallen cone and fall back first on a partition in the road
[woodpusher] and snapped 2 of my ribs (in my opinion)
[woodpusher] he tried to hit me again.......... i kicked him in his balls
[woodpusher] i went to punch him in his face and Wayne stopped me
[woodpusher] the next morn he called me to apologise
[woodpusher] i accepted it
[woodpusher] you got all this so far?!?!?
[peppers] sry
[peppers] got the aus ecomm lady on fone
[peppers] she blady rots my brians
[peppers] gez
[woodpusher] jst make sure you read it before it disapears
[peppers] ok
[woodpusher] u read it
[peppers] oh well
[woodpusher] so far?
[peppers] yes

7/22/03 Woods

[BADDOG] OMG
[BADDOG] Veryyyyy nice pics Mink
[Mink] yeah, if you cut off my head and add a pretty face... then cut off my body and add a
model's body... then they're good pictures... unless you were ogling fraNk, in which case, yeah they're
nice pics *L*
[Shae] shut up dee.. I shall kill you now..
[BADDOG] Mink.. if you are an ugly chick.. where do ya live??? I'll settle for average
[BADDOG] unless frank wears a black 2 peice bikini.. I wasnt oogling him
[Mink] sometimes he likes to wear a bikini...
[BADDOG] well.. he looks damn good in it
[Mink] I'll be sure to tell him you said so *winks*
[Mink] he was afraid that this season's low cut bikini bottoms made his butt look fat
[BADDOG] is he available?
[Mink] unfortunately I own his dog collar and registration at the moment. But when I'm done
neutering him you can have him.
[Mink] there's already such a large population of unwanted fraNks... it would be inhumane to
add to it.
[BADDOG] yeah.. I need a kitchen Biatch

7/23/03 20plus

[black_cherry82] anybody in here ever had phone sex?
[fraNk] once I had phone sex, it was wonderful
[fraNk] the phone touched me all over
[fraNk] I said *oh phone, you and your sexy cord*
[BabySeaHorse] ahahaha nice fraNk
[fraNk] but it didn't last
[fraNk] I ended up getting a cordless