11/16/00 Teens16_19

[ass] HAVE YOU HAD SEX YET
*** KICK WARNING User ass warned by Minion 3615 (Teens16_19 ) ( content, clean it up a bit, and
perhaps a better nick? )
[ass] YOUR ARE SEXY
[Minion] yes ass, that is wonderful, but still not quite what I have in mind

11/16/00 Teens16_19

[N_E_O] everyone follow the white rabbit
[N_E_O] i did
[N_E_O] don't take the red pill i did and im out side the matrix
[N_E_O] not a very nice place

11/16/00 Forest

[SilverBlue] I wonder what Alamak's excuse for all the downtime was THIS time.
[midas] didn't you hear...he had to go the bathroom
[SilverBlue] THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE LONG PISS!
[stryfe] they got drunk and peed on de server, me t'inks

11/21/00 Forest

[aveng] sorry,i am not good in english,but,i am learing....
[DarkSilence] I think you'll need to draw aveng a picture, fraNk.
[aveng] so??ok....what are you chatting now?can we chat together???
[Chad] fraNk wants to chat to you, aveng.
[Chad] he wants to lick you from your head to your toes.
[aveng] ha?chad,do yuo mean that frank so hate me?
[fraNk] I love you aveng
* fraNk kisses aveng
[aveng] hei,do you believe that some ppl can use their special skill to control ppleven their mind?
[fraNk] I am controlling you right now aveng
[DarkSilence] And fraNk has a fetish with bum-sex too.
[aveng] why chatting can't left from the sex topics?
[aveng] i am chinese educated,so,my english very poor....
[fraNk] Yes, I agree aveng, usually them uneducated chinese are better at English
[aveng] hei,all of you are english educated?
[fraNk] I was educated by monkeys in Bangledesh *S*
[aveng] wah....there have monkey teacher in the world,so cutie!
[fraNk] I once touched my monkey during class
[Chad] i know you're not for real. but it's amusing.
[aveng] can you explain what is amusing?
[aveng] ya loh....please don't use those bombastic word loh
[DarkSilence] I live in Canada. So yeah, English comes sort of easily.
[aveng] dark?who are you chat with?
[DarkSilence] I am chat with Buddha.
[Chad] i'm really loving this
[aveng] chad,what you love?
[Chad] i love you aveng. *sodomizes*
[aveng] really,thank you....
[aveng] frank,why you know forest live very well?
[fraNk] the Forest was once well know for having naked chimpanzees running around
[Chad] i used to fuck the monkeys. they were good.
[aveng] frank,do you live in forest?
[aveng] you can't deny yuo are not living in forest....!!!!
[fraNk] I won't deny it aveng. I think you are nice *rubs butter on your testies*
*** HellsAngel (#170.211.146#) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as HellsAngel
enters the clearing between the trees.
* HellsAngel coughs*
[aveng] do you sick?
* HellsAngel shakes her head* No.. I don't do sick.. I do guys.. *giggles* when they interest me
[aveng] why you coughs?
[fraNk] aveng, HellsAngel is a cheerleader gymnast swimsuit model!!
[aveng] wow,are you sure?
[aveng] don't try to cheat me woh!!!
[aveng] hei,i having my aerobic everyday too....but,just start.....so don't have a beauty body shape!
[fraNk] wow aveng, I think that hellsangel thinks you are pretty nice and fun
[aveng] i am so hardworking now...
[aveng] hihihihihihi,i have a sweeet mouth....... :)
[fraNk] aveng, I am cooking something for you right now!!!
[aveng] what are yuo cooking for me?
[aveng] cakes?cookies?
[aveng] or a very very fantastic cheese cake?
[fraNk] I am cooking you a dung burger!!! It is made from real cow parts!!!
[aveng] wow,good !fantastics!i want that burger now!!!
[fraNk] aveng, this delicious dung burger is about cooked, shall I put it on some bread for you?
[aveng] ok.... :)
[aveng] i can smell that delicious burger... :)
[fraNk] Yes, I'm sure you can
[fraNk] I have an idea, how about some french fried crickets with that? doesn't that sound tasty?
* fraNk puts the dung burger and french crickets on a plate for aveng and gives it to him
[aveng] thank you frank...
[Chad] aveng, please let me have you.
[Chad] i need your sex.
[aveng] what do you mean chad?
[fraNk] aveng, I am having something very yummy to drink
[aveng] what drinks?
[fraNk] aveng, I am drinking a new beer called Rat Wizz, would you like a tall foamy fresh glass?
[aveng] i want chocklate 's ice blended
[Chad] i drink placenta.
[fraNk] placenta is really really chocolatey, what do you think aveng?
[aveng] ok,i want..... :)
[aveng] i like chocolate.... :)
[fraNk] did you like your dung burger and rat wizz beer I gave you?
[aveng] yah,i am so enjoy your food.... :)...very fantastic.....you can open restaurant ... :)
[aveng] :) everyone have a good time.......bye.
[fraNk] I sure will aveng!!! *grabs his purple spear and shakes it goodbye*

11/21/00 Forest

*** Muahahahahah (208.224.126) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Muahahahahah
enters the clearing between the trees.
[Muahahahahah] what the hell is all of this?
[DarkSilence] This is a chat room, Captain Obvious.
[DarkSilence] People are chatting.

11/22/00 Cellar

[kNarf] Barney molested me as a child
[kNarf] I was very very traumatized
[kNarf] but thanks to counseling and a lot of alcohol, I was able to get through it
[Enya] Oh Christ!!
[kNarf] Enya, you have now seen this christ person, is christ really as cute as creedfreak would have
had us believe?
[kNarf] I want to see this person too
[kNarf] : (
[Enya] stunning*L*
[creedfreak] hey why don't you make fun of me some more
[kNarf] because I'm a nicer person than that creedfreak *bakes her a cake*
[kNarf] Enya, I would like a 10 page paper about what you have learned from being an operator, I
want to know about the funniest moments, the saddest and most poiniant moments, and the moments where you
were just taken away, and have it in my email by monday morning okay?
[Enya] *L* I'll get right on that
[creedfreak] you guys are a trip
[kNarf] I like to think of myself as more than that, I am more like a vacation, yep
[creedfreak] ok i think i'm going to go find a real knife now
[kNarf] I once tried to commit suicide by sodomizing myself with a tomato
[Enya] that's gross!
[kNarf] Yah creedfreak, I agree with Enya GROSS!!!
[Moonlapse] A tomato would quite work, they squish up too easy... Maybe a large squash... or a
gord
[Morigan] It's nothing to joke about
[creedfreak] .msg Morigan i think once you've been there you have the right to joke about it, plus i
wasn't joking anyways
[creedfreak] shit
[kNarf] ahhhhhhh, dropped pm dropped pm *cheers from the cheap seats, as chairy and all of pee
wee's playhouse furniture rants and raves*
[KrystalTears] I would relate to that, but choose not too! I feel it is not worth it kNarf.
[kNarf] you might be related to me, but only by Noah

11/22/00 Cellar

*** tomorrow (203.58.57) Cellar / tomorrow descends the stairs and peers at the wine
racks and coffin!!!
[kNarf] tomorrow is here already? dammit to hell, once again I have put off till today what I should
have done yesterday
* tomorrow smiles at kNarf* I never come :)
[kNarf] well, it is quite possible that you should get some help for that then tomorrow
[kNarf] there could be a number of reasons too, mental and physical.
[kNarf] were you touched improperly by a clown as a child?
[tomorrow] nooooo tomorrow never comes *s* dont you yanks use that statement?
[kNarf] Look, quit making excuses, are we going to fix this problem or not tomorrow?

11/27/00 Cellar

* Daine kicks Frank* You're as much of an butthole as you were 2 years ago...
[kNarf] whatever Daine, I'm much more of a butthole than ever
[Bayne_] correction daine, he's more of one now heh
[kNarf] thank you Bayne_, I appreciate that SOMEONE has taken notice at least
[Bayne_] how could I not fraNk? Heh

11/27/00 Cellar

* Arrarik watches the goings on of the room with his single opalescant eye, on hand still
protectively over his stomach.*
* kNarf wonders if Arrarik is a purple headed warrior, twitching meaty spear?
[kNarf] yogurt slinger, fleshy cave spelunker?
[kNarf] cyclops the spitting monster???

11/27/00 Forest

[Pez] Yo ho ho, midas.
[fraNkerchief] and a bottle of rum

11/27/00 Forest

*** AbsolutAppeal (142.177.57) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as AbsolutAppeal
enters the clearing between the trees.
[fraNkerchief] Hello AbsolutApplePeel!!!
*** girl (165.21.83) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as girl enters the clearing
between the trees.
[girl] hi
[fraNkerchief] OH MY GOD A GIRL!! *grabs a towel*

11/27/00 Forest

[randy] hiya...
[Paradise_City] What's up Fruitcake hehe
[fraNkerchief] there is only one fruitcake in the world, it just gets re wrapped every year and mailed
somewhere else
* randy pushes fraNk out of the way... i am the 'fruit'cake here... thank you *bows*
[fraNkerchief] well, if I get randy in the mail I'm re wrapping him and sending him to Kayce
[Kayce] lmao

11/27/00 Teens16_19

[Frogkiller] IOWA ANYONE
[fraNk] No thank you Frogkiller, IOWA gives me indigestion

11/28/00 Forest

[grass] high velocity is good if it's compensated
[fraNk] grass, your large words confuse me, I am just a caveman
[fraNk] I sprayed my penis with Tinactin, just to see what would happen
[Peeny] dude, what is Tinactin???
[fraNk] Tinactin is tough actin that is for sure
[grass] tinactin is an anti fungal medication is your penis itchy?
[fraNk] But so far nothing has happened, so Tinacin ain't actin

11/29/00 Doorstep

[bekah1982] Al Gore, how do you propose to overturn the election of George Bush?
[AlGore] THANKFULLY WE THREW OUT MOST OF THE MILITARY BALLOTS
[hard69] Al Gore blows goats...
[AlGore] THANK YOU HARD69, BUT I NEVER SWALLOWED
[AlGore] I PROPOSE WE HAVE A MASSIVE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE!!!
[AlGore] I WILL BE THE HEAD MASS DEBATER!!!

11/29/00 Forest

[jonny] YOU HAVE ONLY HERD THE TAPE???????????? YOPU HAVENT SEEN THE
MOVIE???????
[kNarfoomanchu] uhm, it's 'heard the tape' jonny, herd would be referring to more than one of
you

11/29/00 Forest

[mellon] pirates of penzance is amusing.
[kNarfoomanchu] the pirates of pez's ass? interesting, is this some seedy video or does Pez do this
sort of live performance art bit where his poop chute is endlessly plundered?

11/30/00 Think_Café

[Kahuna] hehehhe - WASHINGTON (AP) - Already shaken by security lapses, the Energy
Department is now acknowledging that 15 percent ofclassified documents mailed from three government
nuclear laboratories last year went to addresses not approved to receive such material
[fraNk] I recieved the recipe for Brocolli Uranium from one of the labs.

12/01/00 Forest

*** jonny (24.108.56) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as jonny enters the clearing
between the trees.
[fraNk] jonny, welcome!!!
[fraNk] NEXT PERSON IN THE ROOM IS A MORON

*** Alamak : server reboot for fixes to the /post board 2 min warning thanks

[fraNk] oh shit *L*

12/01/00 Forest

[kNarf] watch this
*** Signoff kNarf (137.197.85).
*** Minion (#137.197.85#) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Minion enters the
clearing between the trees.
[Minion] unbelievable!!!
[SilverBlue] *applauds fraNk*
[Minion] I bet you didn't expect that at all!!!!
[SilverBlue] I'm shocked!
* Minion bows for Blue *thank you, thank you*
[SilverBlue] You puttin' on a magic show or somesuch fraNk?
[Minion] ladies and gentlemen, I give you... me!!!
* Minion version 6.4
[stryfe] wow, that is amazing..!! DO IT AGAIN!!
[Minion] I can't do it again, this is the newest version I have of me
* SilverBlue upgrades fraNk to version 6.5 * There ya go.
[stryfe] I wonder what version I am?