03/30/01 Forest
*** Matt_B has been magically summoned by fraNk to Forest!
[fraNk] what's shakin?
[alliya] haha *L*
[Matt_B] Hmmmmmmm....what's all this about? Hiya.
[fraNk] Matt, we have missed you SOOOOO much
* fraNk hugs Matt
[fraNk] come home soon okay?
[Matt_B] Since when frank? *L*
[fraNk] since when…
[fraNk] ask Fruity, Matt, I have no idea
[Inkling] where's Matts clothes?
[fraNk] WHAT?????????????
[fraNk] Matt Sprat could wear no clothes his wife could wear no jeans
[Matt_B] In the washer.
[fraNk] damn washer, steals my socks all the time
* Inkling peeks under the robe.....
[fraNk] uh oh, Ink's looking for a surprise *LOL*
[fraNk] well look at that poet, a place to hang your coat
* fraNk points
[Inkling] just a little place.....
[Matt_B] Oh, thanks Inkling.
* Inkling grins* don't mention it
[Matt_B] I just look at it like this....takes a real woman to make him come out & play...guess
you don't have what it takes *SMILES* bye all *S*
*** Matt_B (#168.191.169#) has left location Forest
[Inkling] *LMAO*
[fraNk] ah, poet shot down!!! *watches her plane spiraling out of control
[fraNk] oh well, you can always eject *L*
[Inkling] a real woman needs something to work with *L*
03/30/01 Forest
*** whosyerdaddy (216.130.152) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
whosyerdaddy enters the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] my daddy? I never did find out
[fraNk] I still think it's santaclause
03/30/01 Forest
[FruityPebbles] men would hump trees if they had breasts
[alliya] if men had breasts they would hump trees?
[fraNk] women quit humping trees when they got slivers
[Inkling] nah they don't need breasts,knot-holes would do *L*
[fraNk] not me, I would need a valgeena
[Mr_EFFIN_Mad] the breast doesn't fall far from the tree
[fraNk] all around a trees breast is pork
[Inkling] depends on how much gravity has taken over the trees breast *L*
[fraNk] that tree wears the miracle bra from Victoria's Secrets. Wow, nice apples!!!
*whistles*
03/30/01 Fitness
*** ASS (137.197.83) Fitness / ASS drops their gym bag and heads for the
exercise equipment.
[ASS] HEY WANT SOME ASS?
* ASS IS HERE FOR YOUR PLEASURE
*** ASS (137.197.83) has left location Fitness
*and later on in location Woods*
*** ASS (137.197.83) Woods / ASS walks through dense undergrowth beneath the
forest canopy.
* ASS AS IN DONKEY IS HERE
[ASS] HEE HAW
* ASS IS KNOWN AS CRAZY ASS
[ASS] THAT IS MY INDIAN NAME
04/02/01 Forest
*** Ortfinani (12.32.29) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Ortfinani enters
the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] Hiya Ort
[Ortfinani] I spelled my name wrong again...*sigh*
[Jagua] you know you get a point off for doing that
04/02/01 Forest
*** Shaddy (64.230.144) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Shaddy enters
the clearing between the trees.
[Shaddy] Why is this room called forest?
[fraNk] it's called the forest because there is a tree up your butt : )
[fraNk] if you should feel discomfort at any time, this is quite normal
[Shaddy] Well, fraNk that was a nice reply. Go ---- off.
[fraNk] OH?? well eat my ---- you stinky ----
04/02/01 Forest
*** JimmyGnomePlus (205.182.50) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
JimmyGnomePlus enters the clearing between the trees.
[JimmyGnomePlus] Ta-daa!
[JimmyGnomePlus] It's JIMMY, dadada da da, it's JIMMY, dadada da da!
*** Dissonance (209.213.229) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
Dissonance enters the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] *L*
[JimmyGnomePlus] Ahem... ah damn, it's just fraNk? Hippie.
[Dissonance] I guess i don't count...
[JimmyGnomePlus] Uh, do you count? Quick, one to five, positive integers only!
[Dissonance] Shit... ummm... 1... 2... what's next??
[JimmyGnomePlus] Too slow. You suck!
[Dissonance] I'm shamed...
[JimmyGnomePlus] You have guessed correctly. You don't count.
[Dissonance] That's not unusual...
[JimmyGnomePlus] Okay, watch this. Think of a number between one and a hundred.
[Dissonance] Ok i've thought of one...
[JimmyGnomePlus] Well, what is it?
[Dissonance] Oh you want me to tell you?
[Dissonance] 5
[Dissonance] But i know i'm wrong... that's not unusual either...
[JimmyGnomePlus] Your number is... wrong!
[Dissonance] I was right!
[fraNk] I have a number
[JimmyGnomePlus] Prison serial numbers don't count, fwankie.
[JimmyGnomePlus] Get one more for the set.
[Dissonance] I'm ready...
[JimmyGnomePlus] One of these things is not like the other: a toaster, a coffee maker, and
Attila the Hun. Which one is it?
[Dissonance] The coffee maker...
[fraNk] uhm, is it... THE MELTY????
[JimmyGnomePlus] Dingdingdingdingding! Damn Dissy, you're sharp.
[Dissonance] I'm beaming with pride
[fraNk] damn, I guess I was wrong
[JimmyGnomePlus] fraNkikins, that's way off. You see, it was the coffee maker 'cause the
other two objects burn stuff.
[Dissonance] fraNk do you count?
[JimmyGnomePlus] Come on fraNk, do you?
[Dissonance] Perhaps he's trying to count right now...
[JimmyGnomePlus] Let's give him time, I think he's recuperating from that melty incident.
[fraNk] 1 3 2 5 6 3 8 YAHHHHHHHHHHHH
[JimmyGnomePlus] "That's fuzzy math."
[Dissonance] fraNk needs more time to recuperate i think... heh
[JimmyGnomePlus] Disso Inferno caught you up short there, fraNk. But as a consolation
prize, you get one free prophecy from the Cronoscient Fortune Cookie of Pun'Tang
[JimmyGnomePlus] To receive your award, simply type /who and press enter.
*after a /who you see:*
JimmyGnomePlus 205.182.50 Forest The fortune cookie reveals, "You suck!"
fraNk 137.197.85 Forest
04/02/01 Forest
[_Carrie] can't see your name ther fraNk...
[fraNk] what do you mean Carrie?
[_Carrie] on the top 100 scores
*** fraNk is now known as Minion.
*** Ops Minion (#137.197.85#).
[Minion] does that work better?
[_Carrie] you're minion maybe?
[_Carrie] ah...thought so...
[Minion] there is a slight chance that I am, Carrie, but minimal at best *L*
04/17/01 Forest
[fraNk] The monkey rolls over and the Alamakian is thrown to the ground. The monkey
tries to free himself from the chatter but he cannot
[fraNk] the monkey is confused!!! HE IS DRAGGING THE FOREST HOMECOMING
QUEEN AROUND!!!
[fraNk] oh my god, he has broken free, and now he has escaped into the crowd, GOOD
GOD CAN WE STOP THIS MONKEY??
* Sandman_ takes out his shotgun aims at the monkey and fires*
[Mink] who's the forest homecoming queen?
[Gin] You are bell
[Sandman_] I am, Mink, I'm the Forest Homecoming Queen
[Sandman_] No I'm the Forest Homecoming Queen
[Mink] we both are? *fights sandy for the title*
[Gin] i don't wanna be homecoming queen
* Sandman_ puts on his tiara as tears of joys stream dow his face* oh my mascara
[Gin] besides those little tiaras you get are really ugly and cheesy
[fraNk] DING DING DING, the monkey riders head SLAMs into the tree!!!!
[fraNk] OH MY GOD, will the monkey rider ever survive?
* Mink pulls sandy's hair and trips on the hem of her dress*
[fraNk] NO CHAT TREATS MONKEYS MORE SAVAGELY THAN ALAMAK!!! *the
crowd goes wild!!!
[Sandman_] yeah *rakes at Mink's face*
*** Sandman_ is now known as HomecomingQuee.
[Gin] *pets the monkey*
[fraNk] as spectators RUN FOR THIER LIVES... the monkey flies into the crowd and
begans to terrorize INNOCENT ONLOOKERS!!
* HomecomingQuee pulls on Mink's hair*_
*** HomecomingQuee is now known as Ms_Forest.
[Ms_Forest] so sue me it didn't fit
[fraNk] The chatters of this room have been drinking, and DECIDE TO TAKE IT OUT
ON A MONKEY!!!
[fraNk] but this monkey has had enough, and follows everyone into the clearing!!!
[Ms_Forest] Oh thank you thank you all for choosing me as your homecoming queen and
all I had to do was blow one judge
[Mink] I've been drinking again??? Darn it, why didn't anyone tell me? *beats on the
monkey*
[fraNk] GOOD MONKEYS GONE WILD!!!!
[Gin] poor monkey
[Ms_Forest] and people remember implants are your friends remember naturals are only a
b-cup you need a DD and 25 inch waist its your right as women
[Mink] I don't wanna DD though...
[Mink] They'd break my back =(
*** Ms_Forest is now known as Sandman_.
[fraNk] The chatters have lit this monkey's ears on fire, the terrified monkey seems to be
begging to have the fire put out!!!
[fraNk] BUT LATER... after the fire is put out, THE MONKEY SEEKS REVENGE ON
FRIGHTENED TOURISTS IN THE FOREST!!!
[Mink] is this your monkey furter?
[fraNk] SANTA CLAUS IS ATTACKED BY A REINMONKEY
[Mink] U been drinkin furter?
[Freya] such a cute little half naked almost dead brutalized minkey
[alliya] heya gin :)
[fraNk] THE MONKEY SEES ALLIYA AND IS SUDDENLY VERY ANGRY
*** Earl1 (#142.177.197#) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Earl1 enters
the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] oh my god!!
[fraNk] THE MONKEY SEES EARL1 AND BECOMES VIOLENTLY AROUSED!!!
[fraNk] EARL1 IS ABOUT TO LEARN A LESSON ABOUT THE TERRITORIALITY
OF WILD MONKEYS
[Earl1] looks at fraNk and wonders
[fraNk] when monkeys are put on public display, THERE IS NO TELLING WHAT THEY
MIGHT DO!!!
[fraNk] THE MONKEY GOES INTO A FRENZY!!! MAULING THE FRIGHTENED
OPERATOR AND TOSSING EARL TO THE FLOOR
* fraNk claps and cheers!!! the crowd goes WILD!!!
* Gin goes wild*
* fraNk tries to shoot the monkey with a tranqualizer, BUT HITS EARL1 IN THE LEFT BUTTOCK!!! LEAVING HIM DEFENSELESS AGAINST THE RAGING MONKEY
[Mink] what's with you and monkeys tonight furter?
[Gin] he's been spanking his own bell
* Mink tries to steal furter's alcohol*
*** Earl1 (#142.177.197#) has left location Forest
* fraNk watches as Earl leaves, BUT THE MONKEY IS AS ANGRY AS EVER!!!
[Sandman_] SPANK THAT MONKEY!!!
* fraNk hides behind a tree, BUT THE MONKEY SEES HIM!!!
[fraNk] I shall not allow the monkey to violate me
[fraNk] THE MONKEY SEES GIN, OH MOTHER OF CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL *gnashes teeth for good measure*
[Gin] just hug him and kiss him and squeeze him tightly and call him george
[Sandman_] fraNk but you want the monkey to violate you. I'm the leading authority on beastility I know this
[fraNk] I DO???
* Gin pets the monkey*
* fraNk watches the startling footage, as a brave *otherwise defined as stupid ignorant asswhipe* animal rights activist attempts to save the monkey, but is violated in the backside savagly by the monkey's spankingly large privates!!!
[Sandman_] Once you have wacked the monkey then you may move onto gorillias
[fraNk] you fool, these monkeys are far more dangerous than mere gorillas, they are infected with Alamakiasosis
[Gin] fraNk have you been biting the monkey's again?
[fraNk] the monkey does not protect against std's or hiv, those who use the monkey are urged not to smoke, if you are going to take a monkey, why not take the only one with clinical proof to help your skin look clearer?
[fraNk] step into the future, with Monkey Internet Connection!!! FAST AND FULL OF DISEASE!!!
[Sandman_] How can a monkey be that evil though. If monkeys are that evil then why was Cheeta so cool?
[fraNk] SUBWAY regular 6" monkey subs include bread, veggies, and meat. Addition of condiments, cheese, or whale sperm may alter the nutritional content!!
[fraNk] I never in 100 years thought that monkey would do what he did
[Sandman_] Cheeta contaiminated subway!!!!
[Sandman_] Dammit all to hell what does Tarzan think?
[fraNk] 6:30 a.m., as Sandman does what he does everyday, goes to feed the monkeys
[fraNk] but he forgets, it's MATING SEASON!!!
[fraNk] Sandman steps too close to a favorite female monkey!!!
[fraNk] THE ANGRY MALE MONKEY GRINDS SANDMAN INTO THE DIRT *OH MY GOD NOOOOOOO*
[Sandman_] No fraNk don't you go giving away the best night of my life
* fraNk calls 911
* fraNk yes, an ambulance, right now my neighbor Sandman is being savagely assaulted by a monkey!!!
[Sandman_] That male monkey couldn't understand that true love spans beyond ones own species
[fraNk] I'll say so Sandman, considering that Hillary and Bill Clinton are together
[Gin] fraNk forgot his medication today, i can tell
[Sandman_] Gin would interrupt a Shakespere reading?
[fraNk] Sandman was laying on the ground, locked up in the monkey's jaws, and I was unable to loose him.
[fraNk] an hour and a half through the struggle, another couple arrives, AND THE SAVAGE MONKEY ATTACKS THEM
[Sandman_] Hillary is the first shaved monkey too secure a political position
[fraNk] as he is treated for his injuries, Sandman gets the bad news. Casper, the most friendly and violent benevolent angry monkey, suffers a fatal heart attack!!!