5/09/00 Forest

* fraNkANIMLSTL eats the turnbuckle
[Sand_Holly] aaaahh *screams and tries to crawl away form Macho Mage
* MachoMage wheels over fraNkANIMLSTL and takes the crutches to him
* midasackofshit swings around his large sack and then hits fraNkANIMLSTL over the head causing
a large stink.
[Sand_Holly] Remeber the 24/7 rule is in affect for the hardcore title*
* fraNkANIMLSTL falls down at a medium pace
* Sand_Holly hits midas over the head with a cookie sheet
* MachoMage takes off his sunglasses and belts Sand Holly over the head with them
* midasackofshit picks up the cookies that fell off the sheet and feeds them to the ANIML with some
castor oil.
* Sand_Holly straggers back and tries to retreat through the crowd
* MachoMage accidetally falls out of his wheelchair and onto Holly
[MachoMage] I CAN"T GET UP!
* fraNkANIMLSTL elbows Evil in the face then bashes his skull in with a chair
* Sand_Holly stands over MachoMage gloating* see this old man couldn't stand up to a super
heavyweight thats why I'm the greatest hardcore champ
[EvilPerfection] is a her. thanks. *G*
* MachoMage bites sand Hollys toe with the dreaded Toe Clamp
* fraNkANIMLSTL takes a break to peek at the disrobed Knemases in her buffer, then goes back to
smackin Evil around with a 12 lb donkey fetus
[Sand_Holly] Oww oowww *screams like a little kid hopping around
[EvilPerfection] just the way i love it. *G*
* midasackofshit farts in the ring and watches a green cloud aluminate the air with pleasure*
* MachoMage gets an increased amount of strength and flies off the top turnbuckle and clobbers
Holly with the flying elbow
* Sand_Holly falls out to the mat like he was jjust killed*
[MachoMage] AHHH! DID YOU SEE thAt J.R.? I sure did King this is turning out to be one hell of
a slobber knocker!
[Countess_Luna] *wiggles around*
* fraNkANIMLSTL dives off the bottom rope and onto Sand, attempting a pin!!!
* MachoMage clobbers fraNk with the Wheelchair
*** midasackofshit is now known as MillsLane.
* MillsLane jumps down out of the ring and begins the count on Sand
* Sand_Holly kicks out form under frank quick and rolls out under the bottom rope
[MillsLane] no pin...
[MillsLane] 1
[MillsLane] 2
[MillsLane] 3
* MillsLane counts fraNk out of the ring
[MillsLane] 4
[MillsLane] 5
[MillsLane] 6
[MillsLane] 7
[MillsLane] 8
[MillsLane] 9
* MachoMage takes hold of fraNk's shorts and applies the hemeroid Submission manouver
[MillsLane] 10
* Sand_Holly grabs the scale and sneaks back into the ring
[MillsLane] fraNk is disqualified from this fight, take your ben gay prize and get the hell out..
*** MillsLane is now known as midas.
[MachoMage] heh heh.fraNk and ben are gay
* Sand_Holly lowballs MachoMage form behind with the scale
[midas] *L*
* MachoMage falls over with no more balls

5/09/00 Forest

* fraNk takes off Ruby's shoes
* RobotCat isn't wearing shoes* silly kNarf
[Chloe] Ruby slippers??
[RobotCat] no no
[fraNk] well, who is this insatiable look alike that I'm taking shoes off of then?
[jeff] THROWS TACKS ON THE FLOOR...WHO AINT WEARING SHOES? :)
[jeff] MAN I AINT ONE FOR COMPLAININ BUT SOMEONES FEET STINK...
[jeff] ISNT HINKLEY GETTING OUT...
* BlueInDisguise pokes Brak.
[Brak] Hey, stop pokin' me mister bluelongwordthatIcan'tprononceman.
[fraNk] EL HINKLEY SHOOT EL PRESIDENTO CLINTONO
[fraNk] word up Brak to your mom g dog!!
[satan1] WASSUP BLOOD!?!
[Brak] me and ma mom used ta boil peanuts and drink outa the dranage ditch in the back yard cause
it was too far to walk to get to the hose in the front yard
*** Brak is now known as Zorak.
[fraNk] Zorak? The new laundry detergent from the planet Voltar?
[Zorak] I am a mantis, human.
[Zorak] and uh...I play music...
[fraNk] Hmmm, a praying mantis?? I'd be praying too if I knew what happened after a jolly good roll
in the hay with my female mantis partner

5/09/00 Forest

* RobotCat stretches*
[Alchemy] I didn't know that metal could stretch
[RobotCat] just the joints
[fraNk] you shouldn't be getting into the wacky weed Rubilicious!!
*** RobotCat is now known as Ruby.
[Ruby] insolent little brat, I'll teach you a lesson
* Ruby sends Blue to write on the blackboard 100 times* "I will respect my elders"
[fraNk] may I eat from the elder berry bush?
[Ruby] elder berries grow on trees, fraNk
[fraNk] oooh, the elder has a tree? I think perhaps I shall stray from that little comment then
* Ruby curses*
* fraNk cursers*
* Alchemy cursereseses*
[fraNk] with the mouse of course
[Blue] Il rubino è media anziana una persona
* Ruby smacks Blue* what'd you say?
[Blue] *cries*
[Ruby] quit crying or I'll give you somethin to cry about
[Alchemy] vicious
* Ruby straps Blue to a chair and forces him to watch "Old Yeller"*
[fraNk] Yes, I love this s and m behavior *grabs the camcorder*
[Blue] my favorite..you got some popcorn?
[fraNk] Oh Old Yeller?? you are bad, oh sooooo bad oooh* films it all in high definitions digital
format*
* Ruby breaks that camcorder over fraNk's head*
* fraNk falls to the ground *oooh, s and m is getting a little expensive now, hard to enjoy
[Alchemy] Hey, at least it's not Doctor Quinn Medicine Woman.
[Ruby] ahh, a truly diabolical suggestion, Alchemy! I shall make you my evil apprentice someday
[Alchemy] mmmmhoohoohahahaha!
* Ruby changes the video to Dr. Quinn meets Touched by an Angel: The CBS Craparama
[fraNk] Oh dear god, Dr Quinn??? NOOOOOOOO!!! It's like Little House On The Prairie meets
Touched by an Angel, oh dear god, what have we done to deserve such gut wrenching horror???
[fraNk] I must go hide
[Alchemy] Why isn't there a show called Slapped by a Devil?
[fraNk] you weren't thinking slapped at first Alchemy *L* heh heh
[Ruby] how about "Touched by a President"
[Blue] she is getting frustrated...because I'm talking about here in a language she doesn't understand
*LOL*
[Blue] about her rather.
[Alchemy] ah
[fraNk] quit talking about her father!!!
[Blue] haha.
[Blue] I wasn't.
[fraNk] oh, you didn't mean her father, you meant her dan rather the news man
[fraNk] my mistake
[Alchemy] Ruby and Dan Rather???
[fraNk] Yah, you didn't know about thier torrid love affair?
[Alchemy] He's just a comon-tatter.
[Blue] Tell the tail frank...its most interesting.
[Alchemy] Man, I'm always the last one to know about these things fraNk.

5/09/00 Forest

*** smoog (204.83.184) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing
between the trees.
[fraNk] NOOOOOOOO, the evil smoog is back, the extra o is for orangatang and you don't want to
see what can happen!!!
[fraNk] well, it's like smog only with a horde of twisted primates

5/09/00 Forest

*** fraNkMage (206.48.127) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[fraNkMage] OH GOD I'm a HIdeous Blend of chatters!
[UGottaLuvfraNk] Heh heh, that fraNk part is really sexy though, it almost makes up for the decrepit
and feces coated Mage part

5/09/00 Forest

[UGottaLuvfraNk] Jesus H Christ
*** Afridity is now known as Jesus_H_Christ.
[Jesus_H_Christ] you called my child?
[Jesus_H_Christ] heheheh

5/09/00 Forest

*** kittykat (212.252.68) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[UGottaLuvfraNk] kittykat, I want to shave you
[Ruby] aw fraNk you're terrible
* kittykat scratches UGottaLuvfraNk's face...
[UGottaLuvfraNk] Ouch, kitty!!! *grabs kitty and gets out a razor*
* kittykat is an annoyed kitty now...
[UGottaLuvfraNk] annoyed and shaved bare and oh so sexy
[Ruby] hah
* UGottaLuvfraNk licks kitty
* kittykat scratches fraNk's hand and he drops the razor...
* kittykat bites fraNk's tongue..
[UGottaLuvfraNk] damn, this kitty plays hardball, hmm
* kittykat is ready for another attack
[Ruby] most kitties would rather not be shaved, fraNk, take this opportunity to learn
[UGottaLuvfraNk] did you say kitty or klitty? I am a little hard on of hearing today

5/09/00 Forest

* Lusus_Bremont charges the room 400 dollars per ops in here*
[UGottaLuvfraNk] hahahahaha, boy I chose a perfect day to NOT be in here under my operator
nickname
[Lusus_Bremont] Ruby that is 400 you owe me for bein an op
[Lusus_Bremont] pay up Ruby *holds his hand out*
*** Lusus_Bremont is now known as Metal_Junkie.
* Ruby denies all knowledge of these ops Lusus speaks of*
[Metal_Junkie] Ruby #154.5.112# Forest ops level 3
[Ruby] my rank is way above 3.
[Ruby] in fact it's higher than even I expected.
[Ruby] I just checked
[UGottaLuvfraNk] checked your kitty? *L*
[Metal_Junkie] hehehehe so you admit to being an op Ruby pay up *L*
[UGottaLuvfraNk] MEOW!!!
[Ruby] my rank. not my kitty
*** Ops Ruby (#154.5.112#).
*** Metal_Junkie is now known as K_Nine.
* kittykat is confused
[UGottaLuvfraNk] kitty, it will be itchy for a couple of days, but that will go away
[K_Nine] how about i hold kittykat ransom till you do *stalks kittykat*
[Headslave] "hey, you are not the only confused person."
[UGottaLuvfraNk] you know, we realize you are speaking to us, you don't really need to quote
yourself like bob dole *L*
[Headslave] "bob dole doesn't do windows"
[UGottaLuvfraNk] "who ate bob dole's peanut butter?"
[Ruby] I have no attachment to kittykat, I don't think I even know kittykat.
[Ruby] try another hostage
* kittykat wants to be left alone!
[UGottaLuvfraNk] NOOOOO, you don't care about me ruby, you will do things to spite me so he
will be evil to my buttocks and other extremities
* kittykat scratches K_Nine's face and it is badly bleeding now... Kitty is sorry (!)
[Ruby] cause then I can keep my money and be rid of a great irritation *giggles and winks @ fraNk*
[K_Nine] i am somewhat, fraNk knows kat and if he don't wish to see the kat hurt you or him had
better front me some cash like 400 dollars worth
[Ruby] wonder why k9 needs 400 bucks? rather an unambitious sum of money
[Headslave] for an oil lube thats what they cost now days.
[Ruby] why not ask for a cool million, if you're gonna ransom somebody, do it right.
* UGottaLuvfraNk is really not interested in saving shaven kitty's life at this point *puts another
seven or eight bandaids on his face*
* kittykat is a bad bad kitty *G*
* UGottaLuvfraNk rubs kittykat with some lotion
* UGottaLuvfraNk raises his hand *it has been said that I am rude, perhaps we shall ask kittykat, is
fraNk rude?*
* kittykat smells the lotion and likes the scent... Wonders what is next
* kittykat prefers not to answer fraNk's question
[UGottaLuvfraNk] dammit kittykat, what do I have to do to prove my rudeness? *grabs a giant
vibrator with nubs all over it*
[UGottaLuvfraNk] am I forgiven kitty? *rubs her shavedness with some soothing aloe lotion, his soft
hands offering a firm and loving caress*
* kittykat forgives fraNk also... good kitty she is... But wants milk...
[UGottaLuvfraNk] Oh, you shall have milk, just rub this nozzle furiously for aproximately 6
minutes

5/10/00 Socko Chat

[Mikey] crap i am going now.. bye all have to go call some ppl up
[fraNk] you are going to go crap now?? we just flushed dammit!!
[fraNk] you said that like Yoda would: “crap I go to do, toilet paper shortage may
I have?”
[MeLaNiE] I'm the blonde on that Pic
[MeLaNiE] but now I'm 80 lbs with lighter hair
[fraNk] YOU ARE 80 LBS LIGHTER WITH NO HAIR NOW???